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Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  jeremy-in-nc  •  2 years ago  •  7 comments

Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral
"This is the deadliest weapon the United States has ever produced, and I won't hesitate to use it on you! Watch out!"

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With Russia poised to tear through Eastern Europe with terrifying military power, Biden warned Putin that if he doesn't stop advancing his army, he will be forced to deploy his deadly trans admiral.

"You think I'm joking, Vlad! I ain't messin' around here! You don't want me to use this!" said Biden to Putin in a Zoom call, motioning to a portrait of transgender admiral and Assistant HHS Secretary Admiral Rachel Levine. "This is the deadliest weapon the United States has ever produced, and I won't hesitate to use it on you! Watch out!"

Diversity and inclusion experts speculate the firepower in just one trans admiral is capable of leveling 3 Russian cities to the ground using the incredible destructive power of intersectional identity politics. Foreign policy experts believe Russia is outmatched by America's stunning diversity and inclusion capabilities and will soon be forced to surrender. 

Sources say Ukrainian citizens will certainly sleep better tonight knowing the power of diversity is on their side. 


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Jeremy Retired in NC
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1  seeder  Jeremy Retired in NC    2 years ago
"You think I'm joking, Vlad! I ain't messin' around here! You don't want me to use this!"

We, the US, didn't wat that dude anywhere.  

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1    2 years ago

oh look, homophobia is humor on the right...

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @1.1    2 years ago

This is what counts for humor on the 'right'

As funny as a heart attack

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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1.1.3  seeder  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  devangelical @1.1    2 years ago

I guess you aren't as "woke" as you thought you were.  

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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2  Perrie Halpern R.A.    2 years ago

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