DeSantis Signs 'Don't Say My Momma So Fat' Bill, Forcing Democrats To Constantly Say 'My Momma So Fat' | The Babylon Bee
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TALLAHASSEE, FL—Looking more presidential every day, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis recently signed into law a brilliant piece of legislation called the "Don't Say 'My Momma So Fat'" Bill, forcing the nation's democrats to go around all day yelling that their mommas are so fat.
"My momma so fat!" said prominent Florida democrat, Nikki Fried, in response to journalist questions about how her campaign for Florida governor was coming along. "DeSantis is bigoted and my momma so fat. We will not be silenced!"
In a moving display of courageous equity, politicians and celebrities flocked to Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok to loudly proclaim the morbid obesity of their mothers. This grassroots effort to push back against the evil Florida governor has received constant media coverage by news anchors and analysts who also openly agreed that their mommas were so fat.
Feeling internal pressure from progressive employees, Disney Studios protested the Florida law by editing the upcoming Lightyear movie so Buzz Lightyear says, "My momma so fat!" over 150 times.
At publishing time, a giggling Ron DeSantis was sitting down at his desk to sign the "Don't Say 'I Eat My Boogers'" Bill.
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She’s so fat when she sits around the house she sits .... AROUND the house.
She's so fat that when she stands on a corner, the police tell her to break it up.
Both of those are funny. You should apply to the Babylon Bee, since they are tragically unfamiliar with what funny is.
She’s so fat she measures 36x24x36 .... and her other arm is just as big.
Billboards across Florida urge residents to ‘say gay’ after controversial anti-LGBTQ bill is signed into law
That’s just gay.
It's called a strawman.
The word gay isn't even in the bill, which does not go far enough!
And it isn't ANTI LGBTQxyz123 either.
"SCOOP: Disney corporate president Karey Burke says, 'as the mother [of] one transgender child and one pansexual child,' she supports having 'many, many, many LGBTQIA characters in our stories' and wants a minimum of 50 percent of characters to be LGBTQIA and racial minorities," activist and writer Christopher Rufo tweeted.
That is the insane world of the left and they have taken over Disney.
And Disney’s loses will just accelerate making stands like this. At least all the woke and triggered will be happy.
Enjoy!
WTF is a "pansexual" child???? Hell, my biology and anthropology classes said there are male and there are female sexes - period.
God only knows, but I'm sure whatever they are, mom made them that.
OK - what's this other new sex - "Binary"??????
I thought it was "Penguin".
Fail. Again.
In what way?
Low grade ‘comedy’. A satire piece should have a short title with an immediately recognizable joke in it. This one is a word salad with an inverted joke trying to poke out of it.
That would require a sense of humor and some level of comprehension. There are some here that lack both.
It sounds like you are trying to tell people this is funny. If you have to tell people something is funny, it’s just not very funny.
What I said was:
Nothing hidden or coded in that statement.
Your comment obviously implies that those who don’t find humor in this simply lack a sense of humor. No, there are real reasons why this is unfunny. Babylon Bee has a reputation for not understanding how comedy works.
Only to those, as said, that lack an open sense of humor. But being Babylon Bee, some automatically shut what little sense of humor they may have, to the off position due to their ideology and the fact that the Bee picks on said ideology.
My comment implies there are some people with no sense of humor or any level of comprehension. I told you. There is NOTHING hidden in that statement.
Some people have their heads so far up their 4th Point of Contact their sense of humor is shit and they don't comprehend the joke.
C’mon Jeremy, you know what comedy is to the triggered on the left.
Comedy is what they tell you it is.
Yeah, I'm not good at taking instruction from people who get confused by the smell of air.
Ahh, I see. Sorry it doesn’t meet your criteria, thanks for your comment.
NOT FUNNY!
I gotta be honest, I don’t think I get the joke.
But then I also don’t understand what it is the folks in Florida are afraid of that they think they need this law.
See post #3
Do you think young children of the ages affected should be taught anything relating to sex and/or gender?
They kind of already are, at least informally. Kids read stories about families - moms, dads, siblings, grandparents, etc. They solve math word problems involving families, and they are asked to make projects for parents.
That’s not the birds and the bees, but it is a process of understanding what it means to be a family. Left out of this paradigm are single parent families, foster and adopted children, kids being raised by grandparents, and yes, gay parents.
These variations on family are part of real life, and are appropriate for elementary school age children without having to get into the business of sexual intercourse.
Nope. This should be up to the parents/caregivers
So what do you do if the 2nd Grade teacher gets pregnant and then has a baby? Do we just tell the class she went on a diet and the Stork left a kid as a prize?
I gotta be honest, I don’t think I get the joke.
That’s because they forgot to put something funny in it.
AWWWW, YOU DIDN’T FIND IT FUNNY?
My Puffa so fat.
Doesn't everyone realize that all of this mish mash is another attempt to put a smiley face on eugenics?