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Mehmet Oz Now Running Neck And Neck And Neck With John Fetterman

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 years ago  •  9 comments

Mehmet Oz Now Running Neck And Neck And Neck With John Fetterman
PHILADELPHIA, PA — The coveted Pennsylvania Senate race is now a toss-up as Mehmet Oz is now running neck and neck and neck with John Fetterman. Fetterman's lead has dwindled days ahead of the midterms as he found himself neck-deep in concerns about his health.

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PHILADELPHIA, PA — The coveted Pennsylvania Senate race is now a toss-up as Mehmet Oz is now running neck and neck and neck with John Fetterman. Fetterman's lead has dwindled days ahead of the midterms as he found himself neck-deep in concerns about his health.

"Mr. Fetterman is unconcerned with this unusual growth," said Fetterman's campaign manager referring to Mehmet Oz's rising poll numbers and nothing else. "We've dealt with concerning bumps like this before. While polls make it appear Oz is breathing down Fetterman's neck, our hunch is that it's a temporary growth and nothing more."

Mehmet Oz disagreed with his opponent's diagnosis of the latest poll numbers, saying, "I'll even stick my neck out and claim I have this race in the bag. The great people of Pennsylvania have had enough of Democratic leadership's malignant corruption, and they want someone like me to excise it."

While it's true Oz's popularity has swelled leading up to voting day, John Fetterman is still campaigning at a neck-breaking pace, hoping to win over a new lump of voters which could lead to a protuberant victory.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 years ago

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Junior Silent
2  squiggy    3 years ago

I was just thinking of that skinhead, too.

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Vic Eldred
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3  Vic Eldred    3 years ago

The way polling has gone in the past 6 years, you can add five points to every Republican to get the real number.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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4  Jasper2529    3 years ago

Fetterman still has time to get that huge growth removed before his one debate. Call Dr. Pimple Popper, John ...!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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4.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Jasper2529 @4    3 years ago

It is hard to understand the people of PA taking such a goofy looking guy who lived at home and never had a job seriously. However I believe he should be rejected on the issues. He is pro-criminal and anti-fracking.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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4.1.1  Jasper2529  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1    3 years ago
It is hard to understand the people of PA taking such a goofy looking guy who lived at home and never had a job seriously.

Believe it. I have family in PA, and they've proudly said that they're voting for Fetterman. Sadly, they're low-info voters who only read/watch CNN/MSNBC and always vote straight Democrat. They deny that he has a cognitive disability and don't know that the doctor who recently gave him a clean bill of health wasn't one of his attending physicians involved with his heart attack and stroke. The guy IS, however, a Fetterman political donor.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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4.1.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  Jasper2529 @4.1.1    3 years ago

Oh God no!  I'm sorry Jasper

 
 
 
Jasper2529
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4.1.3  Jasper2529  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.2    3 years ago

It is what it is, Vic. I have plenty of them in my family and just feel sorry for them choosing to remain ignorant/stupid. That's why I don't get upset when I see deniers in other places. 

 
 
 
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Junior Silent
5  squiggy    3 years ago

Fetterman's opportunity is tied to abortion, and you have to remember that Rick Santorum got his ass kicked over it. Pennsylvania women are apt to turn out in droves for Shapiro and his pro-choice position - and Uncle Fester just may get a free ride. And, for all the old farts I know, anybody who mixes fiscal responsibility and social programs is sailing into the wind; retirees aren't going to want any part of it.

 
 

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