Republicans Seen Googling 'What To Do After Winning An Election'
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U.S. — Following a raft of new polls this week showing GOP gains in key Senate battleground states, Republicans were seen Googling "What to do after winning an election," while dabbing beads of sweat from their brows.
"This is unprecedented; it sort of feels like someone's stealing the election, but not the way we planned," said Senator Mitch McConnell, who has spent the past two years helping Republican Senators to not get re-elected through tactics such as voting with Democrats, acting like Democrats, and having no moral backbone.
Other popular trending searches among Republicans slated to win midterm elections include:
- "How do you get your constituents to not vote for you?"
- "What does 'majority vote' mean?"
- "Points to lose if I come out in support of Beto O'Rourke?"
- "Liz Cheney campaign strategy."
- "Liz Cheney phone number."
At publishing time, Rep. Kevin McCarthy was seen reading the book, What To Do When You Become House Speaker Despite Your Best Efforts.
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Lol ... great satire always has a smidgeon of truth to it ....
But this isn't great satire
I enjoy it.
Don't hold others to your impossibly high standards, none of us can ever meet them.
It's just that greatness eludes you.
Let's see if we can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!
I thought an alphabetical list would hold 'religion' to the bottom but then doesn't 'abortion' just shine like a star. Aw jeez - how will they fuck this up?
Maybe set aside a fund to cover the liberals fuck ups? Lots of back pay settlements coming up.
NYC Ordered to Reinstate Workers Fired for Covid Vaccine Refusal
Outstanding!
Not sure how they're going to afford doing that with all those thousands of illegal immigrants they have charge of now.
Maybe a second fund to cover the 10’s of thousands of cases they had to dismiss because the Biden administration failed to file the paperwork in a timely manner for illegals to appear.