A Sad Letter to Santa
My father cheated on my Mom and didn't love my family. Later, my parents divorced.
Soon my mother died in a car accident.
My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house.
Grandma's sister was an alcoholic.
The whole family lived on my grandma's savings.
Grandma recently died.
My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day
My brother left home and won't talk to us anymore.
Dad, now 73, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing."
Yours sincerely,
Prince William
Another one emailed to me by my 90 year old brother.
Don't quite see the humor in that one - only if you look at it from the sardonic side.
You're right, so I just changed the title.
Thank you Sir for your understanding.
Sounds like a country and western song.
You mean like "I get tears in my ears from lying on my back crying cause you left me for another." ???
Good one, Buzz