To Cover Rising Costs, Hunter Now Charging 15% For The Big Guy
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U.S. — As inflation and consumer prices continue to soar, world-renown master painter and influence salesman Hunter Biden has announced that all corrupt dealings with foreign oligarchs will now include a 15% surcharge for the "Big Guy."
"Listen, 10% just isn't enough anymore. Not a joke," said Hunter in an email to Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout in a text message on a phone left in the toilet of a local brothel. "Hookers are up, crack is up, and my Dad's dementia medication ain't cheap! Starting today, my prices are going up 33% and I'm charging 15% for the Big Guy."
"I just can't with these prices," said CCP Defense Minister Ping Ding after shelling out another $115K for a painting of something vaguely resembling a sunset in exchange for clear skies for the next spy balloon flight. "Do I look like I'm made of money here?"
Other bad actors around the world have raised objections too, stating that if prices continue to rise they may have to shop around for other corrupt individuals with access to President Biden, such as President Biden.
At publishing time, Hunter offered to sweeten the deal with the CCP by adding a pile of classified documents from the junk drawer.
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And charges? I mean Hunter isnt exactly a criminal mastermind...
A year now, sure there most be SOMETHING solid.
Hahahahahahahahahaha, a whole year? How long have the whining bitches been telling everyone that trump was going to jail?
you have to actually investigate someone to find evidence to convict them, that is what the democrats and the DOJ with a compliant FBI have been doing with trump for 6 years with zero results. On the flip side, nobody has investigated Pedo Joe and his crackhead kid, in fact they denied the evidence was actually evidence until forced to.
Okay but here is my question, why haven't they found anything on the laptop you all are going after?
Why do you think they haven't?
Check with the most corrupt AG ever Garland, the DOJ, FBI, and IRS. They are slow walking the Hunter investigation. Leftists that complained about the length of the Durham investigation should be screaming over this one. If the leftist media cared to make it a constant front page story.
The reason you don't know about it is there are zero leaks and the media is dead silent on it outside of Fox News. Would have loved it if Trump would have received the same legal courtesy. Instead it was constant unidentified, unvetted, unreliable leaks constantly feeding the Democrat narratives. When they were proven wrong the media circled the wagons and doubled down on their lies. Prosecution for those lies- with the FBI and DOJ- don't make us laugh.
Maybe Garland will let charges be pressed against Hunter sometime after the 2024 elections? The fact he hasn't put an independent special prosecutor in charge of an investigation that has direct ties to Brandon show just how much of a two tier justice system we really have.
So charge him.
So you don’t understand how government works? In what delusional liberal world can Ronin charge anyone?
He doesn’t seem a mastermind at criminal or not.
He is a moron brought up through nepotism.
I feel a bit sorry for him:
Impregnated a hooker then tried to get out of paying child support, then sued to keep the child from using the Biden name.
The first four he had no control over, but the second four, he certainly did.
Life choices he made sucked.
A history of poor decision making.
True, but the experience has made him a great artist.
He is a nut that didn't fall far from the tree.