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Trump's INDICTMENT Day (April 4th) declared a National Holiday!

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  2 years ago  •  281 comments

Trump's INDICTMENT Day (April 4th) declared a National Holiday!
"We got his FAT Orange Tukas, now! "- NYSD, AG, or someone with those initials.

President Joe Biden or Trump has declared Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 as "National Indictment Day".

Biden told reporters, "Every year for the next 30 years, a new Indictment will be brought against "Dirty Diaper Donnie" by the National Health Safety Board on the 4th day of April each year, until all of the indictments our wrapped up, and the nation is freed of his nauseous BULL CHATS!

"Morning Joe" on MSNBC, is inviting all Americans to "Come to New York on April 4th and join the fun outside of the "DUMP TRUCK TOWERS". (It's a new moniker)

"Trump's estranged wife, Melanoma, is on the prowl for another rich sucker, according to our Journalistic 'sauces,", noted Joe Scarborough, or someone that looks like him, this morning on his much LOVE new show, "Killing Trump Softly with his Words".

Here, at the "Less Than Esteemed", EAT THE PRESS - DO NOT EAT IT, published a public invitation to all literate Americans,
"To come to New York City, and watch the formerly known, Trump Towers, being torn down, while its rich, conceited, Re-Pugnant occupants scream, like bungees, within their expensive condos that they refuse to leave in support of DJT. 

"It should be a lot of fun!", added Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, CEO & Flounder of this Disgusting Rag Sheet. 

"Bring BIBLES To Burn! And, of course, those stolen guns taken from Real Red-Neck, Marginalized, MAGA Re-Thug-I-KKK-Ans asleep at the wheel of their banged-up, run-down, pickup truck, complete with flapping, Confederate Flags, and the mandatory, loaded AR 15, Recreational Weapon for Kids, wisely secured in the back window on a loosely constructed rifle rack."

Meanwhile at CNN, noted Journalist Jack Tapper, an American Jo author, and cartoonist, explained to his very bright viewers, that: "Due to this year being the first of many to come, it will be honored with an exciting display of fireworks, created by the tossing of the confiscated weapons into a roaring bonfire, set in front of, or within, the former Trump Towers!", smiled Trapper mischievous, who prefer to "Piss On The New! We are ENTERTAINMENT and can't be sued", talking-empty heads.

Tapper, as most well-educated liberals know, is also the Washington Anchor on CNN, and hosts the weekday show, "The Lead with Jack Trapper".

Jack noted that his show is the first choice of "fed-up, left-leaning Liberal-Communist-Socialists", often referred to as "Urinalists" in a pejorative manner, by impolite, Fox TV Network Fake News' Real Urinalists, who always project their image on others while denying that they love to "Piddle on all of the News" for sexual satisfaction.

Trapper told his viewers that "tourists, guests, and America's Best citizens" will be able to see and hear the planned fireworks, too, as they may join in the tossing of weapons ceremony at their leisure.

At Fox Fake News Network, their overpaid provocateur, the "suck up", Carlton Tucker, aka, as "The Little, Rich, Momma's Boy-Muther-Fugazzi", by his colleagues, behind his spineless back, s upset about this impending celebration marring his IDOL's "Dirty Diaper Donnie'" pending INDICTMENT.

Miss Tucker unleashed a gasket-busting tirade claiming that this the National Holiday should be called:

"Day of National Shame"!
And, of course, Horse, blames Joe Biden!
  


Tucker ("The Little Mother Tucker") moaned and groaned on his new sinking, stinking Fake New TV show, "Halfway to Hell", that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is a victim of extremist Literate people, Left-Leaning, Educated Liberals, and Gay folks looking excitedly for the "In-Dick-Mints", to be handed out by NYC SOUTHERN DISTRICT Attorney General to Black Folks ONLY.

Tucker ("The Little Muther Foucher"), and his guest, Miss Linseed Oil (R, S.C.) cried like two old, withered call girls, losing their virginity for the 1000th time.

Carlson could not resist bringing out his "old, tired", and untrue refrain that T-Rump is a spawn of "GOD Almighty", and a "DEITY to God's "Chosen STUPIST People"!

Miss Linseed, WHILE on "LIVE" air cried so much that Tucker had to smack him on the head to shut him up. 

At that very moment, Tucker (The Little M-F-er) was right, smack, dab into his volatile tirade, explaining to the listless audience, when Miss Linseed interrupted, causing "M-F-er" to lose the cadence of his twisted thought.

That serious NO-NO could get Miss Linseed Oil banned from Fox FAKE NEWS for the rest of her life.

Trucker started to weep, too, and wet his pants, but not for the same reason.

He waxed on a frightful state about why "Trump's wonderful, but dumb, naive supporters" deliberately lost their minds!

Tucker tried in vain to explain to the wailing Miss Linseed (whose mouth was finally taped shut, thanks to Tucker's quick-thinking staff of professional sycophants) that it was "because "Dirty Diaper Donnie" lamebrain cult was suffering acute pain from "them, then their headaches", that cruelly required his follower "to think for themselves", which was a task too far to reach.
 
Tucker, the "Little M-Fer" (in case you missed it) used a bullhorn to blare out to his drunken, red-faced, rednecks in their torn blue gene overhauls, that "Donald J. Trump is the Greatest President America ever had or will ever have!"

Carlson lacerated the now sleeping audience, that T-Rump's "Ruthless and incompetent rule over America was necessary to correct the course that Democrats had taken this nation from its Original Roots, 'Slavery and Institutional Hate'!"

"Donnie" (as "the Little MF-er, liked to call T-Rump, when they snuggle together in the Lincoln bedroom, at the Whitehouse, only on the days when Melanoma was hooking up with a Secret Service Man, or Woman, which was practically every night, except Sundays, when Melanoma likes to "get it on" with Mitch "Turtle" McConnell, then threw him down a flight of stairs! 

Sean grabbed his manhood, and leaped upon the desk, shouting at the audience, in a desperate attempt to awaken them from their loud, loud snoring, that they needed to know this:

"NO ONE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD has the right to indict Donald J. Trump for any of his known crimes!"

"Trump was erected by GOD. What God raised up no man, or woman or transgender SHALL pull down! It's in the Bible, somewhere.

Tucker was in the Zone, and screamed in his highest, hysterical voice, "All of those fake crimes were merely distractions to throw the Left Leaning Liberals in Congress and his own administration off his tracks, as part of his brilliant scheme to strengthen this Nation, not destroy it!"

(Which it almost did!)

Not even "Shooting people on Fifth Avenue!" explained Tucker the Little ---- "Say It All Together, Now, Say It Loud & Proud...Mother....er!")

Screaming hysterically, Tucker shouted out to no one in particular, "Sometimes a POTUS has to do what a POS must do to save America from itself!"

(At which point the audience woke up and raced to the exits like rats during an air raid.)

Miss Linseed is still crying and wailing, and bawling like a baby. He hasn't stopped, and may never. The End!


(More Lewd, Filthy News coming from this news reporter, "Filthy Mc Nasty", chief political reporter for this much maligned and deserved RAG!)

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

President Biden, or someone with a similar name, declared April 4th as:

NATIONAL INDICTMENT DAY!

In honor of "Dirty Diaper Donnie", and all of his seamy indictments, estimated at approximately 15 and counting. It is to be a Federal Holiday, and all banks, brothels, and locations that DJT frequented are to be shuttered on that day.

Re-Thugi-KKKans are ordered to stay home and use that time to brush their teeth, take a bath, remove their fake tattoos, and put their arms in the closet with their stuffed doll of Miss Linseed Oil Graham Cracker (Repulsive, S.C)!

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Thomas
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2  Thomas    2 years ago

I must say that his hair has never looked so nice.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Thomas @2    2 years ago

Thank you. It is always polite to find something positive about a slimy ball. After all, we strive to be civil here, at Eat the Press - Do Not Throw Up on it!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

My "Sauce" (a wino living in the basement of the Washington Monument) claims that he has it on "pretty sketchy authority" that Maga Loons are organizing another COUP, this time to take over Texas and move it to China, where profits are higher.

However, we cannot verify this claim, at this moment, but we print it anyway because, like Fox TV Network Puke, we are twisted, too.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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4  Sparty On    2 years ago

Lol ..... If he’s found guilty maybe he’ll be sentenced to 180 days of Biden drool bucket maintenance.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1  devangelical  replied to  Sparty On @4    2 years ago

he's not qualified...

 
 
 
Sparty On
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4.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  devangelical @4.1    2 years ago

Your job is safe then ....

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @4.1    2 years ago

For cleaning toilets while in prison, he certainly is!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @4.1.1    2 years ago

Thank you, I was sweating that one. After all, most of my posts are crawled on the backdoor of restroom stall doors, where the "real, meaningful communications circulate freely to this day to my "Legend of Unwashed Asses", desperately depend on my communications.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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4.1.4  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.3    2 years ago

Studying swamp ass?    

Nasty!   You be nasty ....

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @4.1.4    2 years ago

Er, my bad. I meant "Swamp Gas"!

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.6  devangelical  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.2    2 years ago

do they serve chicken nuggets at riker's island?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @4.1.6    2 years ago

No, it's Bad Prisoners' Nuts! Slow down the violence in the yard.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @4.1.7    2 years ago

By suggestion is that anyone sentenced to 20 to LIFE should be sent to Heaven on the Super High Rail, which would save the state approximately $75,000 per year, per inmate, per year, would cut down on bed sheets, pillows, blanket and cost of meals, and uniform for 5000 inmate, which would free up space for POLITICIANS, and save the state $375,000,000 per year, or, $3.75 BILLION over 10 years.

It would freed up space for POLITICIANS!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.10  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.9    2 years ago
LIFERs "should be sent to Heaven on the Super High Rail".

They can execute inmates every " Fry day"

Then they can serve re-fried convicts to the other inmates on the weekends.   jrSmiley_101_smiley_image.gif

It's a "lose-win" situation. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

That would be "LOV-ER-LY". Dirty Diaper Donnie could use the drool to clean himself up, since he no longer has his fleet of eager WIPERS!

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7  Jeremy Retired in NC    2 years ago
We got his FAT Orange Tukas, now!" NYSD, AG or someone with those initials.

We've heard that for 7 years now.  The question is will this be like the others and fail miserably?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7    2 years ago

It is the starter, not the FINISH LINE. 

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7.1.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.1    2 years ago

You're 7 years to late.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7.1.1    2 years ago

Today, April 4th, 2023 is the start of something GREAT!

The impeachment of the "ORANGE CALIGULA", and every year for the next 30 years he will be IN-DICK-MINTED for every freakin' crime this POS has ever committed.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7.1.3  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.1.2    2 years ago
Today, April 4th, 2023 is the start of something GREAT!

Maybe to the gullible.  

The impeachment of the "ORANGE CALIGULA", and every year for the next 30 years he will be IN-DICK-MINTED for every freakin' crime this POS has ever committed

Your TDS is showing. "Orange caligula", that's new.  How many conspiracy theories were strung together for that one?

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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7.1.4  Vic Eldred  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7.1.3    2 years ago

They forgot Jen Psaki's warning:

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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7.1.5  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Vic Eldred @7.1.4    2 years ago

They seem to forget a lot of things.  

 
 
 
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7.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7.1.3    2 years ago

17 to date. Do you know of others that we might fold into our article from your extensive research?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @7.1.5    2 years ago

Who Dey?

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.1.8  devangelical  replied to  Vic Eldred @7.1.4    2 years ago

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.1.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @7.1.8    2 years ago

Trump IS a FRAUD?  No way, Jose. Donnie was chosen by GOD!

 
 
 
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7.1.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @7.1.8    2 years ago

Trump IS a FRAUD?  No way, Jose. Donnie was chosen by GOD!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

People who walk on water should not be appointed folks to the elected office if they are not REGISTERED VOTERS. That is a violation of FEDERAL LAW, and Jack Smith will climb up their Heiny in a "NY Minute"! GOD or No God! 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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9  al Jizzerror    2 years ago

512

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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9.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @9    2 years ago

The Russian Spy is looking for another guy! Are you available, al Jizzerror? She asked me, but I am not. 

How about you?  Would you give Melanoma a toss in the hay? Or, a toss out the window?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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9.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @9.1.1    2 years ago

That is a great idea.  As you may or may not know, Melanoma was born in Slovenia, a Communist country. She was raised by Communist parents, who Trump invited to live in the Whitehouse,

Additionally, Melania was educated in Communist School, speaking Russian she claims, and attended a Communist University for 1 year. Then, she and T-Rump Bone claimed that she graduated with a degree in architecture.

The reality is she took a course in architecture and dropped out to become a PORN MODEL. That is how "Dirty Diaper Donnie" met her.  As you know, and the rest of the world does, Donald J. Trump likes porn stars.

That man is a gluttonous PIG! How anyone could suggest that he was a "GREAT POTUS" is beyond the pale.  He is a "GREAT" (perhaps "the greatest") POS in the World! Nothing more, nothing less! 

He is incompetent, INCONTENENT, unqualified, a sexual predator, compulsive LIAR, Adulterer, Career Criminal, Twice Impeached, now arrested and "indicted", an accused felon facing 34 charges.

This is ONLY the tip of the Ice Burg! A "Legal Tsunami" is heading his way, and, yet, still, Right-Wing Conservatives, who are angry toward their country, continue to support this Sociopath!  WHY?


 
 
 
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9.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @9.1.3    2 years ago

Well, be careful, Charlie Manson was "CRAKED UP", TOO!

I was living in Hollywood doing stand-up, when "CHARLIE" went off the rail sending his zombies to slaughter film stars who, he mistakenly thought, were not helping him become a star in the music biz.

 
 
 
Kavika
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10  Kavika     2 years ago

It's going to be interesting to hear Tucker whine and cry today over the indictment. Or will he be cheering, one can't tell with Tucker and his ''I love him'' on air and his ''he is a lying POS behind the scenes''.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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10.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Kavika @10    2 years ago

The press still doesn’t get it.  They should certainly cover the hearing and the charges, the coverage of him landing at the airport and today’s limo ride to South Manhattan elevates his importance and are only tangential to th real story,

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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10.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @10.1    2 years ago

Oh, "The Press", get it, all right! They, too, are in it for the "Mola", and will bend over backwards to accommodate anyone if it means higher ratings that translate in "MORE MONEY, Honey"!

Personal values are, "when push gets to shove" always flexible, even for the POPE. Well, always for religious leaders.


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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10.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @10.1.1    2 years ago

By the way, I am a Religious Leader, I almost forgot. I got my preacher's license from a Mail Order Box for only $25.00 back in 1969, as Reverend Oral Fleece, Pasteur of the Church of the "HOW BIG IS YOUR WALLET - HOW SMALL IS YOUR BRAIN?"

It was one of my first cons.

 
 
 
Snuffy
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10.1.3  Snuffy  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @10.1    2 years ago

For the same reason why there is always a camera on Marine 1 when it lifts off from the White House or Air Force 1 when it lifts off from Andrews.  The lift off is tangential to the real story, but what if something happens?  Camera's and cameramen are cheap and easy to come by but should something catastrophic happens they want to be sure to capture it in all it's gory detail for the evening news.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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10.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Snuffy @10.1.3    2 years ago

That certainly would be the GRAND FINALE! (A sure candidate for the Golden Globe Award).

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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10.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kavika @10    2 years ago

Tucker, "The Little M-Fer" is a two-faced whoosh, a misunderstood, poor little RICH brat that has "anger issues", and doesn't know which side he is on. He is a notorious 'flip-flopper" that I would never date!

Would you, Kavika?

I mean he has a mountain of money. Sometimes we have to do things we don't want to do for MONEY, Honey. It's nothing to be ashamed of. I do it all the time.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

"When the Sun goes down, and the band won't play" Trump will wipe out bottles of catchup and sling them at his wall in Mar-A-Lar Gross!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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11.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @11    2 years ago

This might be a good time for him to acquire a taste for bourbon

 
 
 
Sunshine
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12  Sunshine    2 years ago

Yeah, the most investigated man on the planet, but you “got him now”.  Too funny. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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12.1  devangelical  replied to  Sunshine @12    2 years ago

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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12.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @12.1    2 years ago

The BIGGEST problem in America is the former POTUS who is a FRAUD, a Career Criminal, the only "Indicted" President in the history of our country, and the most incompetent to ever hold that office.

That is the REALITY, not the absurd idolization of a demonic Devil by Right-Wing, Evangelical Republicans that worship Joel Olstein, as well as, DJT.

WAKE the F*&^% UP.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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12.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sunshine @12    2 years ago

Thanks, Sunshine. You might be surprised by the horrendous "beatdowns" I receive from the numerous Right Wing-Nut Jobs, that still insist that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" was a great president.

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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13  A. Macarthur    2 years ago

Threats to jurors, direct, indirect or implied, MUST IMPLICITLY BE ATTRIBUTED TO TRUMP, HIS INNER CIRCLE & KNOWN MAGA-WORLD INDIVIDUALS*; if/when threats arise, the media MUST “attack” perpetrators forcefully & relentlessly! Ditto, cyber sources pushing “imminent lawless acts”!

* Any of these in the hereabouts? 

The GOP managed to corral the stupidity of its Maga following when selling “if they can come for Trump, they can come for you,“ bumper stickerism! For the MAGA missing the rhetoric, yeah, they CAN come for you if you commit the same crimes Trump has.

Ignorance can be remedied … but ya’ CAN’T fix stupid.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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13.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  A. Macarthur @13    2 years ago

But I didn't pay off porn stars....

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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13.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @13.2    2 years ago

You should, Trout Giggles, that kind of recreation will catch up with you!

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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14  Right Down the Center    2 years ago

Lots of media and dems won't be needing their viagra for a 4 hour stiffy for at least a couple weeks thanks to this.

 
 
 
George
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14.2  George  replied to  Right Down the Center @14    2 years ago
dems won't be needing their viagra

Talk about getting dressed up with no place to go.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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14.2.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  George @14.2    2 years ago

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  George @14.2    2 years ago

Not sure I understand what that comment means, but, after all, I am a Left-Leaning Liberal with a constant HARD-ON!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @14.2.1    2 years ago

True, but they are sharing their thoughts, political strategies, concepts, and ideals.

It is the MAGALOONS that spend their entire existence masturbating, instead of problem-solving.

Our country is on the tipping edge of a NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE, orchestrated by this newest "AXIS OF EVIL":

PUTIN's RUSSIA (formerly, COMMUNIST SOVIET UNION) 

COMMUNIST CHINA


COMMUNIST NORTH KOREA


IRAN's Religious DICTATOR NATION


SAUDI ARABIA (RELIGIOUS DICTATOR CONTROLLED COUNTRY by a Murdering, Corrupt, Dangerous, out of control King)

Any American who willingly supports Trump is wittingly or unwittingly UNDERMINING their own country!

Venously, attacking your country with HATRED, lies, Fox "Talking Points", and/or honest elected officials for political reasons is not helping our country, only weakening it from within!

STOP VOTING FOR STUPID PEOPLE!

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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14.2.5  Right Down the Center  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.3    2 years ago
True, but they are sharing their thoughts, political strategies, concepts, and ideals.

So that is what the dems call a circle  jerk eh.  Interesting.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  George @14.2    2 years ago

Agh, more cryptic insurrectionists' codes, I suspect. On this site, one does not need to conceal their words in spy jargon.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @14.2.5    2 years ago

Yes, "interesting", productive, inclusive, and guided by democratic principles!

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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14.2.8  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.3    2 years ago
Our country is on the tipping edge of a NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE, orchestrated by this newest "AXIS OF EVIL":

You seem to fail to realize that none of threats weren't at the level they are now until after January 2021.  I wonder why that is.  Oh that's right.  That's when Biden took office.

STOP VOTING FOR STUPID PEOPLE!

Then who are you going to vote for?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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14.2.9  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.6    2 years ago
Agh, more cryptic insurrectionists' codes, I suspect.

No "crypptic codes".  It just take common sense to make the connection.  But then again...

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @14.2.8    2 years ago

Solid good candidates that are running because they see the damage that TRUMP and his MAGA REPUBLICANS are causing this country and understand how dangerous that is to every citizen, our allies, our country, and every DAMN DEMOCRACY in the "freaking-fracking world"!

The THREAT we are facing is no laughing matter. It is serious, requiring that we address it, or perish.

One must choose a side, even if it is not, one's first choice. WWI and WWII were not choices. We had to fight or die.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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14.2.11  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.10    2 years ago
Solid good candidates that are running because they see the damage that TRUMP and his MAGA REPUBLICANS are causing this country and understand how dangerous that is to every citizen, our allies, our country, and every DAMN DEMOCRACY in the "freaking-fracking world"!

That's some Joseph Goebbels level propaganda you've bought into.  And you expect people to just capitulate without question?  

One must choose a side

Lets see, one side include the likes of you and a few other TDS banshee's, the other side people with common sense and the ability to think for themselves.  I'll keep thinking for myself.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @14.2.11    2 years ago

What does TDS stand for "TRUMP'S DIRTY SHIT"?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
14.2.14  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.12    2 years ago

For somebody who claimed to be a "journalist", you sure are out of touch with things.

 
 
 
devangelical
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14.2.15  devangelical  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.12    2 years ago

the definition depends upon which side of the aisle you're on ...

R side tds = trump derangement syndrome, what magatards claim whenever their demigod trump and his misdeeds are brought to light.

D side tds = trump dick suckers, the line of trump defenders that forms when trump's misdeeds are brought to light.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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14.2.16  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  devangelical @14.2.15    2 years ago
D side tds = trump dick suckers, the line of trump defenders that forms when trump's misdeeds are brought to light.

That one is usually used by the triggered liberals who shriek on and on about everything and anything Trump. These are the same triggered liberals that will censor opposing view points.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @14.2.15    2 years ago

Thank you for that tutorial.

 
 
 
devangelical
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14.2.18  devangelical  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.17    2 years ago

.. and the demo comment posted after.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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14.2.19  Right Down the Center  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.7    2 years ago
productive

And sticky

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.20  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @14.2.13    2 years ago

You seem well-versed in this area. Are you an expert on deviant behavior?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.21  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @14.2.19    2 years ago

Exactly!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.22  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @14.2.18    2 years ago

It is like the prayer said after death before the corpse is buried. A send-off to purgatory for those foolish souls who innocently flowed the "CLOWN CAR"!

 
 
 
devangelical
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14.2.23  devangelical  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.22    2 years ago

it's also a shorthand description of their fact free trump defense. tds = tedious

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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14.2.24  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.2.12    2 years ago
What does TDS stand for "TRUMP'S DIRTY SHIT"?

TDS = Trump Dick Suckers.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.2.25  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @14.2.24    2 years ago

Well, I'll be dog gone, plum founded.  My pappy, Snappy, said it means "Trump's Digs SHAT"!

And, Momma warned me that "Their will be day like that, that feel like shat, butt, just wipe it off and keep groanin'!"

 
 
 
Sunshine
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14.3  Sunshine  replied to  Right Down the Center @14    2 years ago

Omg it’s so true.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @14    2 years ago

Many of us do not need Viagra to rile us up. Undermining our country by "Rich Billionaires Conservative, Right-Wing Republicans is enough fuel.

Stand Up for America - NOT that Chump-TRUMP!

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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14.4.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.4    2 years ago
Many of us do not need Viagra to rile us up. Undermining our country by "Rich Billionaires Conservative, Right-Wing Republicans is enough fuel.

Thanks for the clarification.  I  thought Trump getting arrested gave you four hour stiffy's.  Come to find out almost any republican will do.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.4.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @14.4.1    2 years ago

More like four years of a stiff, upright, strong back that will sink the Re-Puritans' Evangelical-Talking-In-Tongues, Jesus is a White Only, Blue-Eyed savior of the South & SW United States.

All else shall perish for their Democratic beliefs. - DJT (from prison)

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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14.4.3  Right Down the Center  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.4.2    2 years ago

Nice rant. Irrelevant to my post but nice.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.4.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @14.4.3    2 years ago

Thank you, I love to rant. I write poetry, articles, comedy material, plays in RANT. Only a few pickups on it.

My psychiatrist thinks it is unhealthy. But what the HELL do head shrinks know about literary artists?

My parole officer, Bob Butt-fart, stinks and I don't think he is too bright. I am not on parole. 

Bob is so "freaking stupid", he doesn't know it. I go there for background information on sources who "rat" people out.  Your name came up!


 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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14.4.6  Right Down the Center  replied to  Texan1211 @14.4.4    2 years ago

I lost my  gibberish decoder ring

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14.4.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @14.4.6    2 years ago

That is unfortunate. Contact the GOP (Government of Putin) they are the manufacturers of "GIBBERISH", and the benefactor.

For a fee, they will send you a "Decoder" ring that will put you right smack dab into their Secret, Hush-Hush Circle Jerk, where you might participate to your heart's delight.

WARNING:  

There are some side effects that could be dangerous. Damage to your wrist is one, loss of appetite, isolation, dizziness, and symptoms of brain drain.


 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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15  A. Macarthur    2 years ago

"President Joe Biden or Trump has declared Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 as 'National Indictment Day'."  Actually, he didn't, but, whoever did had a point.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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15.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  A. Macarthur @15    2 years ago

It's a POLITICAL SATIRE article, not intended to be hardcore reporting! It is HARDCORE ANTI-TRUMP!

Thanks for your post. I enjoy your art site and envy your talent, honesty, and posts.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

My Intel "sauces" is a former Trump adviser, who was unceremoniously tossed out the third-floor window by DJT, because he was getting more publicity than Donnie.

He now lives in the secret basement of the Washington Monument and is our DC, unpaid, sort of reporter.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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16.1  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @16    2 years ago
tossed out the third-floor window by DJT

Did he bounce?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
16.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @16.1    2 years ago

Yes, how did you know? Are you one T-Rump underling, a member of "Dirty
Diaper Donnie's" Secret Intel Agents?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

I am afraid you have me of that one. I am dumbfounded by the question, or what you were referencing.

Is there a chance in Hell that for once in your life, you miss interrupted something that you read, or does that happen all the time?

 
 
 
JBB
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18  JBB    2 years ago

original

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
18.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @18    2 years ago

I have always wondered what those initials meant. Now I get it. Thanks! That explains why Trump supporters wear them. They are acknowledging their state of mind and learning to accept themself for who they are.

That is uplifting! BRAVO! A-Holes, you have a right to be proud, too!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
18.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @18.1    2 years ago

The reason your arse is in JAIL is simple. There was no more room in the cell for the rest of your body.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
18.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @18    2 years ago

Did the rest of you get arrested, or was it just your ass?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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18.3  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JBB @18    2 years ago

Tell us you don't know the definition of "arrested" without telling us!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
18.3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @18.3    2 years ago

No comprede mucho!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
18.3.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @18.3    2 years ago

No comprede mucho!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
19  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

Has anyone heard from CB lately?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
20  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

Well, I'll be damn!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
20.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @20    2 years ago

When I was a child, I spake as a child. When I because an adult, and, after much speech training, I spoke, still as a child, but much clearer, thanks to my highly masochistic trained speech coaches, who were quite "mean".

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
21  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

Critics often accuse me of being WHITE! I am not. I am biracial. White from the waist up, where it doesn't count. BLACK from the waist down, where it does.

If you don't believe me, I can prove it.

Right now, my Jonson is down the street, around the corner making a "booty call". 
Some of you should be getting a tech message, now.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
22  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

We, as a nation, are facing extreme pressure from this new Axis of Evil that includes:  Putin's Russia, Communist China, Communist North Korea, Iran's Religious Dictatorship, and possibly dictatorship in South America.

This is NOT the time for internal strife created by an incompetent, career criminal POTUS, and a grievance-driven cluster f*&^k of poorly educated, backwoods, right-wing, Evangelical, armed, and dangerous Conservative Re-Thug-I-KKKans READY AND WILLING to attack their country for a former POTUS, now a POS FELON!

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Expert
22.1  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @22    2 years ago

So true.    

We just can’t afford to humor Goober, Kamala and their Bidenettes anymore.

Nope.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
22.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @22.1    2 years ago

Why not, we humor Republican's new leaders:  Marjorie Taylor Green, the Skank, Paul Gosar, a White Supremacist, Matt Gatz, an accused Child Sex Predator, George Santo, a bigger PATHOLOGICAL LIAR than "Dirty Diaper Donnie", and 135 Republicans in Congress that assisted with the attempted COUP to overthrow our country, in order to install a CRAZY, LAZY, FAT ORANGE, INCOMPETENT, and incontinent POS!

NOTE:  T-Rump is advertising for "WIPERS"!

(No wages, retirement benefits, social security, health care, uniforms, rubber glove, or sturdy raincoats.

Applicants must bring their own equipment and paid for room & board, and all their meals.)

Skill set required: Independent contracts must be willing to clean up the former POTUS' continuously spewing, toxic waste erupting from every orifice in his fat, bloated body, every second of the day.

No photos allowed, and a "Non-Disclosure" will be tabooed on all contractors forehead as a reminder of their duties.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Expert
22.1.2  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @22.1.1    2 years ago

Goober and his Bidenettes, Goober and his Bidenettes ...... set to the tune of this 70’s jingle .... a perfect fit ....

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
22.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sparty On @22.1.2    2 years ago

Thank you, I shall never be the same, shamed no more!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
23  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

"When the Sun Goes Down, and the Ban Won't Play," (Lady Ga Ga's lyrics) we must learn to Shut Our Pie Hole until after Easter Sunday, or the Easter Bunny will not rise again.

You don't want to be responsible for that, do you, Texan1211?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
24  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

Of course not, no one does, even the World's Greatest Offender, "Dirty Diaper Donnie, that is why he, and his "political crummy cronies" conspired to OVERTHROW our country, install DJT for life, and get "FILTY (with a capital F) RICH".

The World's Most Notorious Arms Dealer, currently living in Russia has invited the "World's Most Incompetent Leader" to escape to PUTIN's Russia, where he will be protected from America's Criminal Justice System, planning to KILL him.

Putin has the tallest building in Moscow with the biggest, "unsafe window" named after "Whimpering, sniveling, ready to sell everyone out, including PUTIN, to save his FAT ORANGE ARSE!

Look for the headline, "Trump Jumps out of the tallest building Penthouse Window" rather than be extradited back to the states.  

Who do you think is responsible?

 
 

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