Trump's INDICTMENT Day (April 4th) declared a National Holiday!
President Joe Biden or Trump has declared Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 as "National Indictment Day".
Biden told reporters, "Every year for the next 30 years, a new Indictment will be brought against "Dirty Diaper Donnie" by the National Health Safety Board on the 4th day of April each year, until all of the indictments our wrapped up, and the nation is freed of his nauseous BULL CHATS!
"Morning Joe" on MSNBC, is inviting all Americans to "Come to New York on April 4th and join the fun outside of the "DUMP TRUCK TOWERS". (It's a new moniker)
"Trump's estranged wife, Melanoma, is on the prowl for another rich sucker, according to our Journalistic 'sauces,", noted Joe Scarborough, or someone that looks like him, this morning on his much LOVE new show, "Killing Trump Softly with his Words".
Here, at the "Less Than Esteemed", EAT THE PRESS - DO NOT EAT IT, published a public invitation to all literate Americans,
"To come to New York City, and watch the formerly known, Trump Towers, being torn down, while its rich, conceited, Re-Pugnant occupants scream, like bungees, within their expensive condos that they refuse to leave in support of DJT.
"It should be a lot of fun!", added Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, CEO & Flounder of this Disgusting Rag Sheet.
"Bring BIBLES To Burn! And, of course, those stolen guns taken from Real Red-Neck, Marginalized, MAGA Re-Thug-I-KKK-Ans asleep at the wheel of their banged-up, run-down, pickup truck, complete with flapping, Confederate Flags, and the mandatory, loaded AR 15, Recreational Weapon for Kids, wisely secured in the back window on a loosely constructed rifle rack."
Meanwhile at CNN, noted Journalist Jack Tapper, an American Jo author, and cartoonist, explained to his very bright viewers, that: "Due to this year being the first of many to come, it will be honored with an exciting display of fireworks, created by the tossing of the confiscated weapons into a roaring bonfire, set in front of, or within, the former Trump Towers!", smiled Trapper mischievous, who prefer to "Piss On The New! We are ENTERTAINMENT and can't be sued", talking-empty heads.
Tapper, as most well-educated liberals know, is also the Washington Anchor on CNN, and hosts the weekday show, "The Lead with Jack Trapper".
Jack noted that his show is the first choice of "fed-up, left-leaning Liberal-Communist-Socialists", often referred to as "Urinalists" in a pejorative manner, by impolite, Fox TV Network Fake News' Real Urinalists, who always project their image on others while denying that they love to "Piddle on all of the News" for sexual satisfaction.
Trapper told his viewers that "tourists, guests, and America's Best citizens" will be able to see and hear the planned fireworks, too, as they may join in the tossing of weapons ceremony at their leisure.
At Fox Fake News Network, their overpaid provocateur, the "suck up", Carlton Tucker, aka, as "The Little, Rich, Momma's Boy-Muther-Fugazzi", by his colleagues, behind his spineless back, s upset about this impending celebration marring his IDOL's "Dirty Diaper Donnie'" pending INDICTMENT.
Miss Tucker unleashed a gasket-busting tirade claiming that this the National Holiday should be called:
"Day of National Shame"!
And, of course, Horse, blames Joe Biden!
Tucker ("The Little Mother Tucker") moaned and groaned on his new sinking, stinking Fake New TV show, "Halfway to Hell", that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is a victim of extremist Literate people, Left-Leaning, Educated Liberals, and Gay folks looking excitedly for the "In-Dick-Mints", to be handed out by NYC SOUTHERN DISTRICT Attorney General to Black Folks ONLY.
Tucker ("The Little Muther Foucher"), and his guest, Miss Linseed Oil (R, S.C.) cried like two old, withered call girls, losing their virginity for the 1000th time.
Carlson could not resist bringing out his "old, tired", and untrue refrain that T-Rump is a spawn of "GOD Almighty", and a "DEITY to God's "Chosen STUPIST People"!
Miss Linseed, WHILE on "LIVE" air cried so much that Tucker had to smack him on the head to shut him up.
At that very moment, Tucker (The Little M-F-er) was right, smack, dab into his volatile tirade, explaining to the listless audience, when Miss Linseed interrupted, causing "M-F-er" to lose the cadence of his twisted thought.
That serious NO-NO could get Miss Linseed Oil banned from Fox FAKE NEWS for the rest of her life.
Trucker started to weep, too, and wet his pants, but not for the same reason.
He waxed on a frightful state about why "Trump's wonderful, but dumb, naive supporters" deliberately lost their minds!
Tucker tried in vain to explain to the wailing Miss Linseed (whose mouth was finally taped shut, thanks to Tucker's quick-thinking staff of professional sycophants) that it was "because "Dirty Diaper Donnie" lamebrain cult was suffering acute pain from "them, then their headaches", that cruelly required his follower "to think for themselves", which was a task too far to reach.
Tucker, the "Little M-Fer" (in case you missed it) used a bullhorn to blare out to his drunken, red-faced, rednecks in their torn blue gene overhauls, that "Donald J. Trump is the Greatest President America ever had or will ever have!"
Carlson lacerated the now sleeping audience, that T-Rump's "Ruthless and incompetent rule over America was necessary to correct the course that Democrats had taken this nation from its Original Roots, 'Slavery and Institutional Hate'!"
"Donnie" (as "the Little MF-er, liked to call T-Rump, when they snuggle together in the Lincoln bedroom, at the Whitehouse, only on the days when Melanoma was hooking up with a Secret Service Man, or Woman, which was practically every night, except Sundays, when Melanoma likes to "get it on" with Mitch "Turtle" McConnell, then threw him down a flight of stairs!
Sean grabbed his manhood, and leaped upon the desk, shouting at the audience, in a desperate attempt to awaken them from their loud, loud snoring, that they needed to know this:
"NO ONE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD has the right to indict Donald J. Trump for any of his known crimes!"
"Trump was erected by GOD. What God raised up no man, or woman or transgender SHALL pull down! It's in the Bible, somewhere.
Tucker was in the Zone, and screamed in his highest, hysterical voice, "All of those fake crimes were merely distractions to throw the Left Leaning Liberals in Congress and his own administration off his tracks, as part of his brilliant scheme to strengthen this Nation, not destroy it!"
(Which it almost did!)
Not even "Shooting people on Fifth Avenue!" explained Tucker the Little ---- "Say It All Together, Now, Say It Loud & Proud...Mother....er!")
Screaming hysterically, Tucker shouted out to no one in particular, "Sometimes a POTUS has to do what a POS must do to save America from itself!"
(At which point the audience woke up and raced to the exits like rats during an air raid.)
Miss Linseed is still crying and wailing, and bawling like a baby. He hasn't stopped, and may never. The End!
(More Lewd, Filthy News coming from this news reporter, "Filthy Mc Nasty", chief political reporter for this much maligned and deserved RAG!)
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President Biden, or someone with a similar name, declared April 4th as:
NATIONAL INDICTMENT DAY!
In honor of "Dirty Diaper Donnie", and all of his seamy indictments, estimated at approximately 15 and counting. It is to be a Federal Holiday, and all banks, brothels, and locations that DJT frequented are to be shuttered on that day.
Re-Thugi-KKKans are ordered to stay home and use that time to brush their teeth, take a bath, remove their fake tattoos, and put their arms in the closet with their stuffed doll of Miss Linseed Oil Graham Cracker (Repulsive, S.C)!
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I must say that his hair has never looked so nice.
Thank you. It is always polite to find something positive about a slimy ball. After all, we strive to be civil here, at Eat the Press - Do Not Throw Up on it!
My "Sauce" (a wino living in the basement of the Washington Monument) claims that he has it on "pretty sketchy authority" that Maga Loons are organizing another COUP, this time to take over Texas and move it to China, where profits are higher.
However, we cannot verify this claim, at this moment, but we print it anyway because, like Fox TV Network Puke, we are twisted, too.
Lol ..... If he’s found guilty maybe he’ll be sentenced to 180 days of Biden drool bucket maintenance.
he's not qualified...
Your job is safe then ....
For cleaning toilets while in prison, he certainly is!
Thank you, I was sweating that one. After all, most of my posts are crawled on the backdoor of restroom stall doors, where the "real, meaningful communications circulate freely to this day to my "Legend of Unwashed Asses", desperately depend on my communications.
Studying swamp ass?
Nasty! You be nasty ....
Er, my bad. I meant "Swamp Gas"!
do they serve chicken nuggets at riker's island?
I doubt it, seems NYC is struggling to manage Riker's:
NYC’s Rikers Should Go Into Receivership, Some Advocates and Officials SayCourt-ordered reforms at the troubled jail complex where 14 people have died this year aren’t showing any progress.
No, it's Bad Prisoners' Nuts! Slow down the violence in the yard.
By suggestion is that anyone sentenced to 20 to LIFE should be sent to Heaven on the Super High Rail, which would save the state approximately $75,000 per year, per inmate, per year, would cut down on bed sheets, pillows, blanket and cost of meals, and uniform for 5000 inmate, which would free up space for POLITICIANS, and save the state $375,000,000 per year, or, $3.75 BILLION over 10 years.
It would freed up space for POLITICIANS!
They can execute inmates every " Fry day" .
Then they can serve re-fried convicts to the other inmates on the weekends.
It's a "lose-win" situation.
That would be "LOV-ER-LY". Dirty Diaper Donnie could use the drool to clean himself up, since he no longer has his fleet of eager WIPERS!
Some things are simply indisputable.
Thank you, Texas 1211, I always know that I can count on you for a precise, concise, unbias post.
Any time--I will always agree with the unvarnished truth!
I like to VARNISH mine, so that they are shinning, and last through the Sea of Republican Corruption, that is eroding the foundation of our country for obscene profits for BILLIONAIRES!
It is long past time for the American Voters to awaken from their bull shat comas, and the belief that the Republican Party represent lower, middle and upper-class values.
It doesn't, and hasn't since the end of WWII, when Eisenhower warned Americans about the great threat to our democracy: "The Industrial-Military Complex"!
That monster has devoured both political parties, however, at this moment in our history, the REPUBLICAN PARTY has "gone Hog Wild" on Corruption, at any cost.
VOTE EVERY DAMN REPUBLICAN OUT!
Always fun to read your little histrionics!
I am patiently awaiting any facts to go along with them.
In a world full of "Election Deniers" it is necessary to circumvent the blind cult members, too lazy to think for themselves, and congenitally brainwashed by their primitive, backwoods, talking-in-tongues, Evangelical Bull Shit designed to make their religious rich and powerful, and their followers compliant.
It is not a new phenomena!
Humorous as usual.
lol!!
We've heard that for 7 years now. The question is will this be like the others and fail miserably?
It is the starter, not the FINISH LINE.
You're 7 years to late.
Today, April 4th, 2023 is the start of something GREAT!
The impeachment of the "ORANGE CALIGULA", and every year for the next 30 years he will be IN-DICK-MINTED for every freakin' crime this POS has ever committed.
Maybe to the gullible.
Your TDS is showing. "Orange caligula", that's new. How many conspiracy theories were strung together for that one?
They forgot Jen Psaki's warning:
They seem to forget a lot of things.
17 to date. Do you know of others that we might fold into our article from your extensive research?
Who Dey?
Trump IS a FRAUD? No way, Jose. Donnie was chosen by GOD!
Trump IS a FRAUD? No way, Jose. Donnie was chosen by GOD!
People who walk on water should not be appointed folks to the elected office if they are not REGISTERED VOTERS. That is a violation of FEDERAL LAW, and Jack Smith will climb up their Heiny in a "NY Minute"! GOD or No God!
What are you going on about now?
How in the Hell do I know?
Like your idol Trump, I am stark raving NUTS, LOCKED UP in the Dick Cheney Nursing Home For Wayward Republicans, where WATERBOARDING is a Therapy - Not a Torture.
I was hoping you could set me free with your extensive, personal Republican contacts.
Mine are all deceased, jailed, or in a similar situation, "locked up" for posting unpleasant things about "The Orange Caligula", a former POTUS, now a POS!
Please help, or send money! (CASH ONLY)
Well, looks like you may have gotten one thing correct, no matter how inadvertently.
I am an adult and do not have idols.
I will accept your self-diagnosis.
Thank you for seeing my special, God-given gift, "Stark Raving Mad", it has guided me most of my adult life down paths that others dare not travel!
It is clearly evident in almost every post you make.
The Russian Spy is looking for another guy! Are you available, al Jizzerror? She asked me, but I am not.
How about you? Would you give Melanoma a toss in the hay? Or, a toss out the window?
You should flesh out that fantasy a little bit more and try to sell it in Hollywood!
I bet the leftists loons will swallow it hook, line and sinker as 'factual'!
That is a great idea. As you may or may not know, Melanoma was born in Slovenia, a Communist country. She was raised by Communist parents, who Trump invited to live in the Whitehouse,
Additionally, Melania was educated in Communist School, speaking Russian she claims, and attended a Communist University for 1 year. Then, she and T-Rump Bone claimed that she graduated with a degree in architecture.
The reality is she took a course in architecture and dropped out to become a PORN MODEL. That is how "Dirty Diaper Donnie" met her. As you know, and the rest of the world does, Donald J. Trump likes porn stars.
That man is a gluttonous PIG! How anyone could suggest that he was a "GREAT POTUS" is beyond the pale. He is a "GREAT" (perhaps "the greatest") POS in the World! Nothing more, nothing less!
He is incompetent, INCONTENENT, unqualified, a sexual predator, compulsive LIAR, Adulterer, Career Criminal, Twice Impeached, now arrested and "indicted", an accused felon facing 34 charges.
This is ONLY the tip of the Ice Burg! A "Legal Tsunami" is heading his way, and, yet, still, Right-Wing Conservatives, who are angry toward their country, continue to support this Sociopath! WHY?
Well, damn! I mean, if THAT doesn't prove the absurd 'theory' that she is a Russian spy, what would, huh?
LMMFAO!
OMG, she knows how to speak Russian! Sound the alarms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya'll really crack me up with this wild-assed crap! What the hell won't you believe?
Well, be careful, Charlie Manson was "CRAKED UP", TOO!
I was living in Hollywood doing stand-up, when "CHARLIE" went off the rail sending his zombies to slaughter film stars who, he mistakenly thought, were not helping him become a star in the music biz.
It's going to be interesting to hear Tucker whine and cry today over the indictment. Or will he be cheering, one can't tell with Tucker and his ''I love him'' on air and his ''he is a lying POS behind the scenes''.
The press still doesn’t get it. They should certainly cover the hearing and the charges, the coverage of him landing at the airport and today’s limo ride to South Manhattan elevates his importance and are only tangential to th real story,
Oh, "The Press", get it, all right! They, too, are in it for the "Mola", and will bend over backwards to accommodate anyone if it means higher ratings that translate in "MORE MONEY, Honey"!
Personal values are, "when push gets to shove" always flexible, even for the POPE. Well, always for religious leaders.
By the way, I am a Religious Leader, I almost forgot. I got my preacher's license from a Mail Order Box for only $25.00 back in 1969, as Reverend Oral Fleece, Pasteur of the Church of the "HOW BIG IS YOUR WALLET - HOW SMALL IS YOUR BRAIN?"
It was one of my first cons.
For the same reason why there is always a camera on Marine 1 when it lifts off from the White House or Air Force 1 when it lifts off from Andrews. The lift off is tangential to the real story, but what if something happens? Camera's and cameramen are cheap and easy to come by but should something catastrophic happens they want to be sure to capture it in all it's gory detail for the evening news.
That certainly would be the GRAND FINALE! (A sure candidate for the Golden Globe Award).
Tucker, "The Little M-Fer" is a two-faced whoosh, a misunderstood, poor little RICH brat that has "anger issues", and doesn't know which side he is on. He is a notorious 'flip-flopper" that I would never date!
Would you, Kavika?
I mean he has a mountain of money. Sometimes we have to do things we don't want to do for MONEY, Honey. It's nothing to be ashamed of. I do it all the time.
"When the Sun goes down, and the band won't play" Trump will wipe out bottles of catchup and sling them at his wall in Mar-A-Lar Gross!
This might be a good time for him to acquire a taste for bourbon
Yeah, the most investigated man on the planet, but you “got him now”. Too funny.
The BIGGEST problem in America is the former POTUS who is a FRAUD, a Career Criminal, the only "Indicted" President in the history of our country, and the most incompetent to ever hold that office.
That is the REALITY, not the absurd idolization of a demonic Devil by Right-Wing, Evangelical Republicans that worship Joel Olstein, as well as, DJT.
WAKE the F*&^% UP.
Thanks, Sunshine. You might be surprised by the horrendous "beatdowns" I receive from the numerous Right Wing-Nut Jobs, that still insist that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" was a great president.
Threats to jurors, direct, indirect or implied, MUST IMPLICITLY BE ATTRIBUTED TO TRUMP, HIS INNER CIRCLE & KNOWN MAGA-WORLD INDIVIDUALS*; if/when threats arise, the media MUST “attack” perpetrators forcefully & relentlessly! Ditto, cyber sources pushing “imminent lawless acts”!
* Any of these in the hereabouts?
The GOP managed to corral the stupidity of its Maga following when selling “if they can come for Trump, they can come for you,“ bumper stickerism! For the MAGA missing the rhetoric, yeah, they CAN come for you if you commit the same crimes Trump has.
Ignorance can be remedied … but ya’ CAN’T fix stupid.
FACTS? He don't need no stinking facts!
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Once again, a no substance comment, no factual rebuttal or even intelligently posited hypothetical; if you had watched any of the live coverage of today's indictment, you'd know exactly why possible threats to jurors is germane. Ironic that YOU would wait for "facts" when most of your comments are attacks by innuendo.
I dealt with adolescent swipes often in my thirty-two years of representing individuals in grievance hearings and adverse actions brought to arbitration; a famous quote can be applied to your failures to adequately defend your positions and instead attack mine … or ME!
“If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell”
― Carl Sandburg
I'm happy and quite capable to engage in actual debate in which specific points related to particular issues are either rebutted or corroborated with content and not sideswipe-quips.
Stop pounding the table and be a credit to The Newstalkers; let's have real conversations if they are within your capabilities.
Quit pounding the table.
Another gangbanger arrives to defend the indefensible.
Why TF did that enter the conversation?
I am so sorry you are unable to recognize substance.
What can I do to help you with that?
Pretty damn funny you are so worried about jurors when it hasn't even been set for trial yet!
I would expect that if and when any jurors are selected and then threatened, those doing the threatening will be dealt with appropriately.
If you want real conversations, why the smarminess and the constant poor attempts at what must pass for satire somewhere in Liberal La La Land?
Guessing the faceless families of the innumerable innocent victims of violence, née murder, would welcome a conversation and tell you about how their lives have been forgotten but forever impacted
Could you say the same to their face?
What? Tell them that their loved ones didn't die because of a gun, but because of the illegal actions of someone?
I never denied that there are any number of deaths by gun in America.
“…Tell them that their loved ones didn't die because of a gun, but…”
Good luck with that…easy to spew, hard to swallow, impossible to empathize.
That happens all the time. Have you heard the president go on national TV after a mass shooting and condemn the shooter? Have you ever seen a murder trial where the gun is the defendant? A gun is just an inanimate object with no power to function on it's own, only in the hands of a person does anything happen. Blaming the gun for the incident is intellectually lazy.
Not really caring about your opinion on how I would tell people that their loved ones died because of the actions of individuals.
I am sure you would probably make them feel better by telling them it was all the gun's fault and that if we only banned all guns, the tragedy would have never happened.
I'll bet that makes them all warm and fuzzy.
And dishonest.
Would you blame the car if their loved ones died in a car wreck?
How would you convey that to the parents?
Snuffy isn't part of the democrat base from what i have seen.
Trump threatenrd Bragg, threatened his wife, threatened the judge, the judge‘s children … if you had watched any of the indictment today you’d know why a threat to jurors is an issue to be discussed now.
I didn't hear any charges against Trump regarding any threats. Tell me what YOU heard today regarding that. Any actual quotes would be swell!
I will go ahead and assume you are telling me the truth, which makes it very, very strange that Trump is facing no charges for making public threats to public officials, as THAT is strictly against the law, and we all know what a stickler for law and order Bragg is, right?
Kind of hard to believe that the judge would simply ignore threats, too!
What did you hear him say?
Or where did you read that he threatened those folks?
"I will go ahead and assume you are telling me the truth, which makes it very, very strange that Trump is facing no charges for making public threats to public officials, as THAT is strictly against the law, and we all know what a stickler for law and order Bragg is, right?
Kind of hard to believe that the judge would simply ignore threats, too!"
Prosecutors raised concerns about Trump's social media posts to judge
From CNN's Lauren Del Valle and Adrienne Vogt
CNN correspondent Kara Scannell described what it was like inside the courtroom today, including that prosecutors handed the judge a packet of former President Donald Trump’s social media posts.
Prosecutors said Trump was threatening the city, the justice system, the courts and the district attorney’s office with his "irresponsible" social media posts, specifically citing Trump’s sharing of an article that showed a photo of himself with a baseball bat.
Trump's attorneys responded that Trump has First Amendment rights and said Trump was expressing his frustration with alleged illegal leaks from the district attorney’s office. Trump’s lawyers also claimed that Trump’s social media posts were not threatening.
Judge Juan Merchan acknowledged Trump’s right to free speech but warned both sides not to incite violence or civil unrest with words or actions.
FYI:
Progressive discipline is the process of using increasingly severe steps or measures when an individual fails to correct a problem after being given a reasonable opportunity to do so.
While Trump has First Amendment rights, there are exceptions; The two legal prongs that constitute incitement of imminent lawless action are as follows: Advocacy of force or criminal activity does not receive First Amendment protections if (1) the advocacy is directed to inciting or producing imminent lawless action, and (2) is likely to incite or produce such action.
The issue is not only Trump's threats, but the the SCOTUS' rule as to the fear that such threats might precipitate imminent lawless action by other parties.
"What did you hear him say?"
"Or where did you read that he threatened those folks?"
The fact that you need to ask that question indicates clearly that you will challenge or mock anything you don't wish to know whether or not you are aware any related facts.
I've tried to have a dialogue with you … going back a year or two even; but you will not "discuss" and you will welcome gangbangers who themselves, do not comment with substance, but pronouncements, quips, insults, innuendo … so, my stupidity for trying.
You win.
The Newstalkers like Newsvine from where the latter day MAGA infection devolved can chalk up another.
So the judge you claim Trump threatened didn't do a thing because he didn't take the 'threats' seriously. Neither did Bragg. Interesting the man bringing Trump down would take that lying down!
You crack me up sometimes. I asked what Trump said that you heard or read. And what did you come up with? This is all you got???
The mere fact you refuse or can not answer my questions brings into play the veracity of your proclamations. I am sick and tired of people claiming the absolutely craziest things and then getting pissy when called out for it.
I am sure that kind of nonsense plays well in Liberal La La Land, but please don't subject me to anymore of it.
So you don’t have any answers and can only respond with immature personal attacks.
Trump warns of 'death & destruction' if charged with a crime
One must first possess an "OPEN MIND" to see, understand and process facts.
Too many, in America, are blinded by FOX FAKE NEWS' (24/7/365) false narratives designed to increase ratings for PROFITS and promote Republican Agendas!
Only the SUPER RICH, Vulture Capitalists benefit from FOX TV NETWORK NEWS' deliberately false and twisted so-called "news".
They are in the "ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS" not News Broadcasting!
They readily admit that what they broadcast is "NOT" true, not News, rather it is entertainment.
In court, they have stated that they do not know how anyone could take it for anything else.
"TRUTH" can be a shark dagger to those that arrogantly cling to their opinions based solely on the fact that they hold them, and, therefore, their EGO will not let them go.
Election Deniers, Anti-Climate Change, Anti-Evolution, ANTI-LIBERAL, Pro-War Profiteers, Swindlers, Con Artists, Crooks, and, too many, Right-Wing Conservatives in public office prefer frauds over truth.
Therefore, they are always claiming that they alone have a monopoly of "TRUE"!
Not thinking is easier than thinking for oneself. Which, in my humbled years' view) is that fear, indoctrination, false narratives, and inflexibility in thinking drive some folks into rigged obstinance.
"Truth can set you free," so the poets say.
Thank, Jizz:
I knew you would come through for us!
I am patiently waiting for your posts to contain some truth.
So far, you are really big on imaginative conspiracy theories and talking nothing but a lot of crap about the Trumps while providing no evidence for what you claimed.
Yes! Trump has done irreparable damage to this country. He is NUTS!
It has been covered by Journalists, and reported in numerous publications.
Entire CABLE/NEWS outlets, except FOX FAKE NEWS, have had entire segments dealing with this threat to an American Attorney General by Trump, shown videotapes, his post on his disgusting propaganda site, and discussed it with high-level, respected attorneys.
Why don't you do some RESEARCH, instead of questioning the integrity of those who do and post their observation and opinion?
Texan1211, who anointed you as the TRUTH Arbiter?
Such melodrama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am waiting your quotes as to what Trump said that threatened the judge and his family. Wasn't that your claim?
Seems very weird that the folks hell-bent on getting Trump wouldn't have thrown new charges at him for all of these "threats" YOU claim were made and are completely unable to prove, of course.
That's what happens when you invent things, get called out for them, and then can't back it up.
Me! I felt the need to set the record straight after seeing so many false posts here.
problem?
Sounds more like a prediction. Exactly where is he threatening the judge? More of the TDS stretch and spin.
Really? Well, isn't that "WHITE of you"?
Well, I am white, so there's that. I guess that does make it white of me.
Would it make a difference if I identified as something other than white?
No, I think it is clear that you are a Right-Wing, Angry, Gun Totting WHITE guy, who assumes he knows everything about everything and cannot accept that he doesn't.
Yes, and you, Texan1211, are "right, smack in the middle of it". Congratulations!
Your brava is just an "ACT"?
I promise you I have never, ever totted a gun. Hell, I don't even know how one would go about it.
I haven't even TOTED any guns since my days as a rifle range instructor at a Boy Scout camp back in the 1970's.
I believe we have established the fact I am and identify as a white male.
Angry? No, just disgusted with some of the crap I read.
Maybe you could lighten my load by posting something with some accuracy attached to it.
yeah, but I can leave your seeded article at any time.
Not so sure you can stop being so melodramatic.
The Judge told T-SHAT fer Brains and his Mafia Attorney that the court was very concerned about the safety of the juror and the officers of the court being intimidated by anyone.
Um, hate to break it to you this way, but people being afraid of something isn't proof that a threat exists.
Apparently, you have missed the point of my articles. I post POLITICAL SATIRE aimed at exposing the stupidity of politicians like T-RUMP that want to do away with the Constitutions, stay in office for the rest of their life, close down the Attorney General's office, or downscale it so the POLITICAL can continue to bilk the public coffers dry, then blame it on Democrats, who are trying to save our country from thieves.
From the beginning of our country, good elected officials had to push back on the corrupt, self-centered ones.
Unfortunately, since the Nixon era, Republicans have embarrassed more and more corruption as the Center Piece of their PLATFORM!
The super-rich Republican Party is part of the problem if not all of it.
What you so inappropriately refer to as "melodrama" is the Wit of a Satirist, not the drooling of a Right-Wing, Conservative, Evil-Genital, Talking-In-Tongues, Back Hill, Backward, Born Upside Down Republican MAGA-LUNATIC their brain from their patootie.
Thank you, Texan1211 that being charitable and for sharing your wisdom with me. I am certain I shall grow from it.
uh, ... yeah. no.
it can only help!
ah more "satire"!
Trump posts disturbing baseball bat photo with Alvin Bragg, threatens ‘death and destruction’
Prosecutors address Trump's social media threats, Don Jr. posts article with photo of the judge’s daughter
The answers are posted in posts above … and responses like yours are historically recognized for what they are (see below). For you to accuse anyone of " So you don’t have any answers and can only respond with immature personal attacks," when you did exactly that and made not the semblance of a rebuttal, is manifestation of a zeal-without-knowledge rant.
Perhaps he wanted some real answers, not just satire.
Help someone on their way to HELL! Evil is not a preferred path to anything, except entrance into the RNA at top levels.
Time for an exorcism!
This is the PRESIDENTIAL behavior that Republicans support?
Thank you.
It is refreshing to know that some readers get this apparently difficult concept. Satire has always been a tool for illuminating hypocritical bloviating.
Trump learned that technique from the only book he kept on his bedside stand, Hitler's Mein Komph Suckers, (sp?) according to his ghostwriter, who spent two years shadowing this "monster".
Well, if one does not listen, one cannot hear the dissonant threats. Now can, one?
Bullshit always sounds like bullshit.
Bullshit isn't worth listening to.
That is why I bother to ask questions--because some just can't give direct answers. Some make claims and get pissy when called out on them. Not MY problem.
If malfunctions caused the crash, then, most certainly I would place the blame on the automobile, and not the driver.
Any able attorney would sue the car owner or the manufacturer for potential millions in damages.
Texan1211, what exactly is your PROBLEM?
Too much bullshit.
Was that really unclear to you after reading my post?
Unfortunately, I have great difficulty understanding
your posts. They are cryptic and sincere I assume, but,
nearly impossible to decode.
Were you in the CIA, FBI, or a Nation Intelligence
Agency, perhaps located in the Communist
China region.
Because I am aware that those assignments are
extremely dangerous, require the highest level of
encryption to protect our assets.
That much is evident.
You have let your imagination run wild. There is nothing cryptic in my posts, and the vast majority of English-speaking people are able to comprehend them. Stop looking for imaginary 'codes' and just READ what is before you.
But I didn't pay off porn stars....
You should, Trout Giggles, that kind of recreation will catch up with you!
Lots of media and dems won't be needing their viagra for a 4 hour stiffy for at least a couple weeks thanks to this.
As long as Trump lives, some of them will never need it!
If sucking on Trump's diseased bloviating is sustenance for MAGA-LOONS, there is little hope for them!
The best we can do for them is to prevent them from ever serving in public office, but voting COMPETENT candidates to elected office.
No self-serving cons artists, incompetent bloviators, or EVIL SOBs should ever be considered as leaders. They are not!
Is that too F&*^KING hard to comprehend?
We leave that to those suffering from TDS. The ones constantly talking about sucking on Trump's genitalia.
Obviously it is. That is how we end up with idiots and assholes like Pelosi, Schiff, AOC, Schumer.....etc.
Have you ever researched the educational background, professional experience, and accolades that the people you denigrate?
You might have a different view if you do!
Yes. I also listen to them now when one says donald will have the chance to prove his innocence and another scraps a plan to give her constituants jobs because she wants to stick it to the big corp. And another promotes violence against a supreme court justice and the other is constantly spewing misinformation.
Do you find that applicable to Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton, Ron DeSantis, etc.
Right Down the Center:
This nation is facing a serious crisis, as deadly as the CIVIL WAR!
The choice is between our COUNTRY and DONALD F*&^K! Choose wisely.
"Something smells in Denmark!" - Wm Shakeshat
Yes, there is a cabal of elected Republican officials who have put their own political greed ahead of their country and are willing to tear it down, in hope of building up a government where these A-Holes would be in charge.
Can you imagine such a NIGHTMARE?
"NIGHTMARE ON 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE" now slowing at a Bowling Alley" near you!
A Crazy People Production!
Directed by Donald J. A-Hole
Staring Donald J. A-Hole
Financed by generous "Fans of
Billionaire Donald J. A-Hole", who
has never paid anyone in his
Spoiled, Worthless Life, except
"Stormy Daniels"!
Not as bad as the shit filled streets of Democratic cities like San Francisco
Yea but some young, smart Dem built an APP, Snapcrap, that allows residents of SF to request street and sidewalk cleaning from the city by submitting a photo of something gross (usually crap) and sharing its location. Users can then track their tickets through the app to see if they have been resolved.
The perfect democrap solution. Don't address the problem but try and get citizens to take poop pics and track how long it takes to get cleaned up. Maybe they will make an app that times how long it takes to get recrapped. Maybe they should put our vp on the case, some say she is great at finding the root cause of a problem.
Man, you are angry. What are the grievances that propel you to denigrate
those who hold counter-views?
That is helpful!
Talk about getting dressed up with no place to go.
Not sure I understand what that comment means, but, after all, I am a Left-Leaning Liberal with a constant HARD-ON!
True, but they are sharing their thoughts, political strategies, concepts, and ideals.
It is the MAGALOONS that spend their entire existence masturbating, instead of problem-solving.
Our country is on the tipping edge of a NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE, orchestrated by this newest "AXIS OF EVIL":
PUTIN's RUSSIA (formerly, COMMUNIST SOVIET UNION)
COMMUNIST CHINA
COMMUNIST NORTH KOREA
IRAN's Religious DICTATOR NATION
SAUDI ARABIA (RELIGIOUS DICTATOR CONTROLLED COUNTRY by a Murdering, Corrupt, Dangerous, out of control King)
Any American who willingly supports Trump is wittingly or unwittingly UNDERMINING their own country!
Venously, attacking your country with HATRED, lies, Fox "Talking Points", and/or honest elected officials for political reasons is not helping our country, only weakening it from within!
STOP VOTING FOR STUPID PEOPLE!
Who the hell else will Democrats vote for????
So that is what the dems call a circle jerk eh. Interesting.
Agh, more cryptic insurrectionists' codes, I suspect. On this site, one does not need to conceal their words in spy jargon.
Yes, "interesting", productive, inclusive, and guided by democratic principles!
You seem to fail to realize that none of threats weren't at the level they are now until after January 2021. I wonder why that is. Oh that's right. That's when Biden took office.
Then who are you going to vote for?
No "crypptic codes". It just take common sense to make the connection. But then again...
Solid good candidates that are running because they see the damage that TRUMP and his MAGA REPUBLICANS are causing this country and understand how dangerous that is to every citizen, our allies, our country, and every DAMN DEMOCRACY in the "freaking-fracking world"!
The THREAT we are facing is no laughing matter. It is serious, requiring that we address it, or perish.
One must choose a side, even if it is not, one's first choice. WWI and WWII were not choices. We had to fight or die.
That's some Joseph Goebbels level propaganda you've bought into. And you expect people to just capitulate without question?
Lets see, one side include the likes of you and a few other TDS banshee's, the other side people with common sense and the ability to think for themselves. I'll keep thinking for myself.
What does TDS stand for "TRUMP'S DIRTY SHIT"?
T. First letter of the man you love to hate. Trump. T.
D. First letter of derangement. D.
S. First letter of syndrome. S.
What do the letters stand for?
T rump
D derangement
S yndrome.
For somebody who claimed to be a "journalist", you sure are out of touch with things.
the definition depends upon which side of the aisle you're on ...
R side tds = trump derangement syndrome, what magatards claim whenever their demigod trump and his misdeeds are brought to light.
D side tds = trump dick suckers, the line of trump defenders that forms when trump's misdeeds are brought to light.
That one is usually used by the triggered liberals who shriek on and on about everything and anything Trump. These are the same triggered liberals that will censor opposing view points.
Thank you for that tutorial.
.. and the demo comment posted after.
And sticky
You seem well-versed in this area. Are you an expert on deviant behavior?
Exactly!
It is like the prayer said after death before the corpse is buried. A send-off to purgatory for those foolish souls who innocently flowed the "CLOWN CAR"!
it's also a shorthand description of their fact free trump defense. tds = tedious
TDS = Trump Dick Suckers.
Well, I'll be dog gone, plum founded. My pappy, Snappy, said it means "Trump's Digs SHAT"!
And, Momma warned me that "Their will be day like that, that feel like shat, butt, just wipe it off and keep groanin'!"
Omg it’s so true.
Many of us do not need Viagra to rile us up. Undermining our country by "Rich Billionaires Conservative, Right-Wing Republicans is enough fuel.
Stand Up for America - NOT that Chump-TRUMP!
Thanks for the clarification. I thought Trump getting arrested gave you four hour stiffy's. Come to find out almost any republican will do.
More like four years of a stiff, upright, strong back that will sink the Re-Puritans' Evangelical-Talking-In-Tongues, Jesus is a White Only, Blue-Eyed savior of the South & SW United States.
All else shall perish for their Democratic beliefs. - DJT (from prison)
Nice rant. Irrelevant to my post but nice.
Maybe it was a secretly-coded message?
Thank you, I love to rant. I write poetry, articles, comedy material, plays in RANT. Only a few pickups on it.
My psychiatrist thinks it is unhealthy. But what the HELL do head shrinks know about literary artists?
My parole officer, Bob Butt-fart, stinks and I don't think he is too bright. I am not on parole.
Bob is so "freaking stupid", he doesn't know it. I go there for background information on sources who "rat" people out. Your name came up!
I lost my gibberish decoder ring
That is unfortunate. Contact the GOP (Government of Putin) they are the manufacturers of "GIBBERISH", and the benefactor.
For a fee, they will send you a "Decoder" ring that will put you right smack dab into their Secret, Hush-Hush Circle Jerk, where you might participate to your heart's delight.
WARNING:
There are some side effects that could be dangerous. Damage to your wrist is one, loss of appetite, isolation, dizziness, and symptoms of brain drain.
"President Joe Biden or Trump has declared Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 as 'National Indictment Day'." Actually, he didn't, but, whoever did had a point.
I think everyone who read that realized you had just made it up.
Why would you repeat what you KNOW to be false?
What 'point' do you think someone makes by inventing things?
No, not everyone! MAGA-LOONS see it as an attack on their IDOL, "Dirty Diaper Donnie"!
He who was elected by GOD!
Texan1211, because people have a different view than you, that doesn't mean they are posting "known" false material.
They are expressing themselves and should be respected, not denigrated.
The same could be said about your posts.
The Russian Spy is looking for another guy! Are you available, al Jizzerror? She asked me, but I am not.
The above are YOUR words.
Not a bit of truth in them. Just lies. As you already know since you made up the post.
False is false. Please don't try to change the meaning of the word to suit your needs now.
Texan12ll, by page, is titled: "EAT THE PRESS - DO NOT READ IT", its Journalistic CREED is:
"The public's RIGHT to know every damn thing, right this minute, supersede our RIGHT, to tell the TRUTH, so we don't!
"We just make SHAT UP!"
"It's quicker and cheaper, besides we do not hire Journalists, we prefer URINALISTS. They PISS on the News. Trump like it that way! And so does our Editor, Jonathan Lipschitz."
Category: News & Politics
Your poor choice, not mine, blame your own self for mislabeling it.
Wrong guy ..... Biden is on a mission from God. Just ask him. He talks to God everyday. Sometimes more than once.
Those goobers and Bidenettes just can’t get it right ...
Does that happen when he's hallucinating about giving his dead uncle a Purple Heart at the recommendation of his dead father?
Yep, right after he beats up Cornpop but before he graduates in the top of his class.
Explains why he was calling for a dead politician on stage.
Well, Biden is entitled to a slip of the tongue, after all of the hundreds of thousand Agent Oranges makes.
Haven't you ever referred to someone by the wrong name? It happens, even to MAGA-LOONS, Right-Wing, Lying Re-Puritans, who never think that they have ever made a misspoken moment.
Why is it that Trump SUCKERS are so defensive of the most corrupt POTUS in the history of our country?
Are they that bitter, angry, and hateful that they have to find fault with everyone but the "ORANGE MENACE"?
Or, does the color orange arouse them? They are deeply flawed, twisted, and easily led by DICK-TA-TERS?
Is that why they Hate GAY FOLKS? They are drooling with jealousy.
I am once again wondering how Trump is somehow responsible for Biden's mistakes.
And why you deflect so easily.
If I posted that in this article, I am certain it was a typing error, spelling era, or an accidental mind fart. I still have those. They almost got me thrown out of college.
Why don't you ask Joe? If you have the cohones?
That isn't an answer.
What are we playing, "Scrabble"?
Why am I not surprised by that?
Well, that is good to know that a Right-Wing Cult member thinks that Biden is an agent of GOD.
I can't respond to that. "But All I really know is wherever he goes, that is where I want to be." - Lady GaGa
I guess you missed the 29 tags at the bottom of the article that you didn't bother to read.
If you thought this was a "serious" article....
Reading is fundamental.
"Eat" puts the "fun" in fundamental.
I put the "fu" in fundamental.
We all know what your contribution to fundamental is.
I read tge article. satire should be marked as such, simple really.
HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS ISNT SERIOUS !!!
There is one individual posting comments in this thread who claims to believe this is "hard news".
He seems to be extremely butt hurt because he doesn't know what satire is.
Are you surprised ?
Notice the QUOTATION MARKS which you even posted …"President Joe Biden or Trump has declared Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 as 'National Indictment Day'."
Obviously you haven't read the article … NOT EVEN ITS VERY FIRST LINE - "President Joe Biden or Trump has declared Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 as "National Indictment Day". If you had, you'd know I was making it clear that Biden NEVER DECLARED ANY SUCH THING …
Actually, he didn't, but, whoever did had a point - Does it look familiar? It should; IT RESULTED IN YOUR TYPICAL ATTACK STYLE … "I think everyone who read that realized you had just made it up."
Of course that's what you think because you just assumed "everyone who read it" sees things the way you do - myopically, from positions of ignorance but always in attack mode when an inconvenient truth offends your "where complicated thoughts go to die" world.
“Mocking precedes learning the hard way.”
MORE satire?
Give it a rest!!
Really? I would love to see who it is!
Can you give me the post they claimed they believed this is hard news in?
Texan1211, it may be more fulfilling if you do your own investigation. It can be more illuminating than if someone feeds you the answers.
That is an excellent suggestion. Thank you, again for your well constructive insights. I am flattered that you invest so much time into my education.
It certainly is a gift that I shall cherish.
It is DEADLY serious, and, a warning to those souls that are "asleep at the wheel" of the Trump Battered and Beaten Bus zooming toward a cliff.
We are only providing humanitarian service to our fellow citizens who may need "a helping hand", or, a swift kick in the BUTT to jumpstart a safer, more expedient turn back to reality.
We provide this FREE SERVICE for Only $8.00 per month, as does our HERO
"Elongated Mush-rat".
No!
Thanks, JohnRussell, for always casting light onto those DARK, DANGEROUS CORNERS in our fellow brothers' dimly lit LIVES.
GOD BLESS YOU, my friend. You are a Saint!
It is CODES, super-duper, Top Secret, and CRYPTO communicates, after all, I worked in Military Intelligence from 1965 to 66, stationed at the 8th RRU, in Phu Bai, Vietnam. And, only got bombed once!
Now that is a LESSON worth learning. Thank you, A. Macarthur!
oxymoron.
What I find really illuminating is when people can back their wild-assed claims up.
Thank you, my wise friend. Your words are always anathema to WICKED!
Thank you, my wise friend. Your words are always anathema to WICKED!
The North Vietnam victors did not see it that way!
Trump was arrested, on April 4th, 2023, in New York City, charged with 34 FELONS. He is the first president in the history of America to be indicted on criminal charges.
Well , for all the hoopty doo, trump is still not the first president, or former president , arrested , charged and fined , it happened to a sitting president back in the 1880s .
US Grant was arrested for "speeding " in his horse and buggy in DC , was taken to the station where the magistrate , gave him a fine , after paying the fine for wreckless endangerment , he was released and made to walk back to the white house , in effect he lost his lic to drive compared to today .
saw that posted in an article in my news feed and laughed what little backside i have left off.
That is a historic clarification. I remember it now as if it was yesterday.
That is a historic clarification. I remember it now as if it was yesterday.
My computer has a mind of its own, and will double-post something it likes!
Yes, however, Grant's violation is what one might refer to as a traffic ticket today.
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" has a SHAT full of felony charges (34) and 4-5 more independent investigations including attempting a "Coup" to overthrow his country, Election interference and fraud, Rape charges, and illegal possession of Top-Secret documents.
A speeding ticket is hardly the same. Trump is the first president to be arrested and charged with 34 felonies.
Your post was a delightful historic memory. I had forgotten it. Thanks!
Point taken.
i would point out , Grants administration was one of many admins plagued by numerous scandals of actual and suggested impropriety.
great wartime general , lousy politician and president .
History is what it is .
Harding's Administration (both from Ohio) was teaming in corruption, and Warren "HARD-Ing" was constantly, like Clinton, letting his manhood make decisions for him until he was killed/poisoned by his much older, wealthy "Ugly-Arse" wife, some scholars claim.
None compare to stupidity, continuous corruption, stupid, dangerous decision, or even trying to overthrow our country to avoid PRISON.
Agree, agree and disagree. Grant was President in an impossible time and did pretty well considering IMO.
Reconstruction of a damaged and still deeply divided country.
The toughest of the tough gigs ......
Grant served two terms in office and his administration is considered one of the most corrupt, which is blamed on the corrupt politicians he appointed to office.
He had never served as an elected official, rather his status as a war hero catapulted him into the OVAL office.
Donald J Trump was not a WAR HERO, he was and is a CAREER CRIMINAL that Maga-Lunatics & Evangelical Congrats still want to re-elect the most incompetent, incontinent corrupt person to the highest office in America, although he was indicted for 34 felons, damn near destroyed this country with his ignorance, crime, demented, damaging policies.
Are these folks that damn ignorant?
Maga-Lunatics & Evangelical Congrats .... oh my!
Yes, many have called out my name, oxymoron, but few chewed the same gum.
Flip Wilson, one of my many mentors asked that exact question. And, got no answer. It is a conundrum, tied with shoelaces, and presented to Mother Hubbard, who burned the House down, preferring to Live In a Shoe.
To each his own!
Different Strokes for different Folks.
It's a POLITICAL SATIRE article, not intended to be hardcore reporting! It is HARDCORE ANTI-TRUMP!
Thanks for your post. I enjoy your art site and envy your talent, honesty, and posts.
I know how big you are on labels, so why didn't you properly label this 'article' as satire instead of 'news'?
My Intel "sauces" is a former Trump adviser, who was unceremoniously tossed out the third-floor window by DJT, because he was getting more publicity than Donnie.
He now lives in the secret basement of the Washington Monument and is our DC, unpaid, sort of reporter.
Did he bounce?
Yes, how did you know? Are you one T-Rump underling, a member of "Dirty
Diaper Donnie's" Secret Intel Agents?
Uh, he didn't, hence the QUESTION!
I am afraid you have me of that one. I am dumbfounded by the question, or what you were referencing.
Is there a chance in Hell that for once in your life, you miss interrupted something that you read, or does that happen all the time?
What's your answer?
Question first! I am not the "Great Carsoni" who can read questions in a sealed envelope!
Please do try a little harder at following the conversation.
The questions are clearly in your post to yourself.
See post 17.
Karnac isn't necessary to simply following along.
Still waiting for you to give the answers to your own questions.
OK, Mein Fuehrer, I will, as I always do, follow your instructions to the "T"!
That is American Tea, isn't it?
There are no instructions in my post.
Please understand what I post.
I try, I really try, but I lose the thread of reason as I read your brief posts, and often find them obscure, interrogative, but not clear in purpose.
Perhaps, if you elaborated in more detail, I might be able to comprehend your post.
BTW: I visited your site. You seem to have written 69 articles. That is impressive.
Sometimes you should just admit defeat and come to the realization that you flat out don't understand my English words.
Do you?
Yes, I admit you do not understand everything I write.
Well, it is deep. So deep that I wonder how anyone understands it.
My posts are intended for adult audiences.
Alas poor Yorick, your burden here is heavy.
Persevere young warrior, persevere.
As in "Adult Films", you bad, bad boy. Does your Mama know you like Adult Fiction?
I once saw an Adult rated TV show. It was a shocker.
In college I majored in adultery.
Butt I dropped out before I got my degree so I could continue my adolescence.
Hold your breath! I shall get back to you on Monday, after the funeral. A real cowboy could do it. It is only 24 hours. Be a man, Texan1211, not a "Whiner"!
Adult as in people capable and willing to comprehend the written word.
I am not interested in any part of your sex life, real OR imagined.
That is good to know because I was beginning to question your motives.
That is good to know because I was beginning to question your motives.
The fact that no one gave a damn enough to ask about your sex life should have given you a clue, but I really don't mind spelling it out for you since the clues failed to.
I question your motives for inserting something so totally unrelated to the discussion, but I have my suspicions.
The fact that no one gave a damn enough to ask about your sex life should have given you a clue, but I really don't mind spelling it out for you since the clues failed to.
I question your motives for inserting something so totally unrelated to the discussion, but I have my suspicions.
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I have always wondered what those initials meant. Now I get it. Thanks! That explains why Trump supporters wear them. They are acknowledging their state of mind and learning to accept themself for who they are.
That is uplifting! BRAVO! A-Holes, you have a right to be proud, too!
The reason your arse is in JAIL is simple. There was no more room in the cell for the rest of your body.
Did the rest of you get arrested, or was it just your ass?
Tell us you don't know the definition of "arrested" without telling us!
No comprede mucho!
No comprede mucho!
Has anyone heard from CB lately?
Well, I'll be damn!
When I was a child, I spake as a child. When I because an adult, and, after much speech training, I spoke, still as a child, but much clearer, thanks to my highly masochistic trained speech coaches, who were quite "mean".
Critics often accuse me of being WHITE! I am not. I am biracial. White from the waist up, where it doesn't count. BLACK from the waist down, where it does.
If you don't believe me, I can prove it.
Right now, my Jonson is down the street, around the corner making a "booty call".
Some of you should be getting a tech message, now.
We, as a nation, are facing extreme pressure from this new Axis of Evil that includes: Putin's Russia, Communist China, Communist North Korea, Iran's Religious Dictatorship, and possibly dictatorship in South America.
This is NOT the time for internal strife created by an incompetent, career criminal POTUS, and a grievance-driven cluster f*&^k of poorly educated, backwoods, right-wing, Evangelical, armed, and dangerous Conservative Re-Thug-I-KKKans READY AND WILLING to attack their country for a former POTUS, now a POS FELON!
So true.
We just can’t afford to humor Goober, Kamala and their Bidenettes anymore.
Nope.
Why not, we humor Republican's new leaders: Marjorie Taylor Green, the Skank, Paul Gosar, a White Supremacist, Matt Gatz, an accused Child Sex Predator, George Santo, a bigger PATHOLOGICAL LIAR than "Dirty Diaper Donnie", and 135 Republicans in Congress that assisted with the attempted COUP to overthrow our country, in order to install a CRAZY, LAZY, FAT ORANGE, INCOMPETENT, and incontinent POS!
NOTE: T-Rump is advertising for "WIPERS"!
(No wages, retirement benefits, social security, health care, uniforms, rubber glove, or sturdy raincoats.
Applicants must bring their own equipment and paid for room & board, and all their meals.)
Skill set required: Independent contracts must be willing to clean up the former POTUS' continuously spewing, toxic waste erupting from every orifice in his fat, bloated body, every second of the day.
No photos allowed, and a "Non-Disclosure" will be tabooed on all contractors forehead as a reminder of their duties.
Goober and his Bidenettes, Goober and his Bidenettes ...... set to the tune of this 70’s jingle .... a perfect fit ....
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Thank you, I shall never be the same, shamed no more!
"When the Sun Goes Down, and the Ban Won't Play," (Lady Ga Ga's lyrics) we must learn to Shut Our Pie Hole until after Easter Sunday, or the Easter Bunny will not rise again.
You don't want to be responsible for that, do you, Texan1211?
I am never going to be held responsible for any of your nonsensical rants.
So sorry!
Of course not, no one does, even the World's Greatest Offender, "Dirty Diaper Donnie, that is why he, and his "political crummy cronies" conspired to OVERTHROW our country, install DJT for life, and get "FILTY (with a capital F) RICH".
The World's Most Notorious Arms Dealer, currently living in Russia has invited the "World's Most Incompetent Leader" to escape to PUTIN's Russia, where he will be protected from America's Criminal Justice System, planning to KILL him.
Putin has the tallest building in Moscow with the biggest, "unsafe window" named after "Whimpering, sniveling, ready to sell everyone out, including PUTIN, to save his FAT ORANGE ARSE!
Look for the headline, "Trump Jumps out of the tallest building Penthouse Window" rather than be extradited back to the states.
Who do you think is responsible?
Never a shortage of laughs in your posts!
Thank you, and may I return the compliment, "There is never a lack of sardonic wit in yours"!