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Every Elected Politician or Official that takes MONEY from the NRA should be KICKED Out of Office by Congressional Decree!

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  last year  •  209 comments

Every Elected Politician or Official that takes MONEY from the NRA should be KICKED Out of Office by Congressional Decree!
"Prayers and Bull Shit..." - Republican Cowards

Anyone, any organization, any employee, and especially any POLICITIAN that accepts "Blood Money" from the National Rifle Association is complicit in every MASS SHOOTING in America and should be driven out of office, sued, held responsible for these murders, shootings, and injuries.

The NRA is not a "Gun Owners' Rights" non-profit, benign organization. It is a FRONT for Arms Manufactures.

The NRA does not have the funds to donate tens of millions of dollars to greedy politicians willing to sell their souls to stay in power.

Nor does the infamous National Rifle Association have the number of memberships that would enable this corrupt, criminal organization to raise that level of funds from just its membership dues.

Arms manufacturers funnel tens of billions to the NRA.

These Vulture Capitalists sell LETHAL weapons, tanks, high capacity, and military rifles designed to KILL humans all over the world, and here in America, with little to no oversight. They are some of the biggest profit makers in the world and in America. They are addictive avarice that they even sell them to American Citizens through their propaganda campaign claiming to support the Second Amendment, and funnel funds into Right Wing Conservative Groups ensuring that legislators at all levels will VOTE for their policies, and shoot down those who
them.

If you are a politician from any party that takes so-called "DONATIONS" from the NRA, you are a major part of the problem.

Enough is enough! 144 mass shootings have bloodied the streets of America, killing children, teachers, teenagers, men, and women as if they were helpless targets at a SHOOTING RANGE.

It has gone on for decades, while our elected politicians blame Liberals, Protesters, and Teachers who are not armed.

Nearly all Republicans, some Democrats, and Independents are deep in the pockets of the NRA, putting LETHAL WEAPONS above their fallen, fellow citizens. 

STOP SUPPORTING THE NRA and greedy, self-serving politicians that take their BLOOD-SOAKED MONEY!







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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

Louisville, KY is the 145th Mass Shooting since January. Republicans in Congress are to blame, not "Teachers Without Guns", Liberal Extremists, Law Enforcement, the Mentally Disturbed, Post Stress Disorders, or any other damn BS excuse Conservative, Right-Wing, Gun Totting, Republican Southern Bastard that puts MONEY above their fellow citizens' lives.

BAN GUNS - NOT BOOKS, you damn idiots!

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.1  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    last year
Republicans in Congress are to blame, not "Teachers Without Guns", Liberal Extremists, Law Enforcement, the Mentally Disturbed, Post Stress Disorders, or any other damn BS excuse Conservative, Right-Wing, Gun Totting, Republican Southern Bastard that puts MONEY above their fellow citizens' lives.

Completely, utterly ridiculous and false, of course.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.1    last year

Republicans, this new brand of Hysterical, Ignorant Maga-Lunatics, in Congress, have consistently opposed all proposed legislation that would stop the horrific slaughter of school children, and American lives within our country from INSANE gun nuts.

The Second Amendment (An add on to the Constitution) states in 27 words, the following: 

"A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

"A well-regulated MILITIA" is not a gun nut that has an arsenal in their home to protect them from their self-induce delusions, nor does it grant them the right to carry AR-15, when these chicken-shats go shopping.  

The ability to read and comprehend is a vital tool when interpreting the United States Constitution.

These are the 27 words that Right-Wing Conservatives Republicans are misinterpreting.

NO ONE IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SECURITY BLANKET!
They are proposing sensible "Regulations of LETHAL WEAPONS" to prevent the wanton murder of their children.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.1.2  JBB  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.1    last year

original

 
 
 
squiggy
Junior Silent
1.2  squiggy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    last year

"...not "Teachers Without Guns"..."

You could have mitigation in place by sunrise, with armed guards. It's your love of sensationalism and lust for these continuing dramas, central to the mantra of gun abolition, that drives you past meaningful, rational dialog.

My Click of the Quarter.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  squiggy @1.2    last year

Squally, the solution to 144 mass shootings, since January 2023 is NOT the simplistic recommendation of MORE guns, or hiring ARMED GUARDS for Schools.

Are we to add Armed guards for churches, businesses, synagogues, mosques, airports, colleges, universities, nightclubs, Casinos, etc.? 

That is the solution that REPUBLICANS have proposed for decades. Frankly, it is as "cheesy" as their "Thoughts and Prayers" bull chips,

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
Professor Principal
1.3  Sean Treacy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    last year
Louisville, KY is the 145th Mass Shooting since January.

Hmm. The shooter wrote on social media that “They won’t listen to words or protests. Let’s see if they hear this.”

Wonder what he was talking about? 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Sean Treacy @1.3    last year

Sean, who gives a "SHAT" what the murderer was thinking about?

This nation has the ability to stop the internal SLAUGHTER of Mass Shootings by implementing "Sensible Regulations on LETHAL WEAPONS".

The Second Amendment argument is "Bull Crap"!


 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
1.3.2  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.3.1    last year
implementing "Sensible Regulations on LETHAL WEAPONS".

Do you want regulations on knives, bats, fists and fertilizer and diesel fuel? All can be lethal weapons. Which ones do you want to ban?

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
1.3.3  MrFrost  replied to  arkpdx @1.3.2    last year
knives, bats, fists and fertilizer and diesel fuel?

And which of these items is designed with the specific purpose of shooting someone? 

A salt shaker could be a deadly weapon, you're comparing apples and bowling balls. 

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
1.3.4  arkpdx  replied to  MrFrost @1.3.3    last year

What difference does that make. All those things kill more people each year than assault weapons or long guns. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
1.3.5  MrFrost  replied to  arkpdx @1.3.4    last year
All those things kill more people each year than assault weapons or long guns. 

The point being what the item is designed to do. Do you hunt deer with salt shakers and fertilizer? No? Why not? According to you, they are the same thing. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.3.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @1.3.3    last year

An AR-15 is not a "Hunting Rifle". It is a LETHAL WEAPON designed for one purpose, to kill as many people as possible, and should never be in the hands of anyone that is not in the United States Military on active duty, who has been trained to use these high-powered instruments of DEATH. 

Handguns with over-whelming ammunition capacity are not designed for "Home Security". They are for killing as many suspected enemies as quickly as possible. 

This is not the "Wild West" where everyone was "packing". Even back then, there were communities that forbid wearing load weapons in their town because it was unnecessarily dangerous, and innocent folks could get KILLED!

It is time "Hillbillies, Texan Cowboys, and Gun Nuts" stopped making policy for the nation and started making it for themselves and their families.

Any MORON can pull a trigger!

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
1.3.7  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.3.6    last year

First, do you even know what the AR in AR-15 stands for? Here is a clue it is not assault rifle or automatic rifle. 

Second, AR-15s are not used by the military. The military uses mostly M-16s and M-4 rifles. 

Who are you to decide just what I need to defend my home and family? That is for me to decide and bad guys to find out at their peril 

It is time "Hillbillies, Texan Cowboys, and Gun Nuts" stopped making policy for the nation and started making it for themselves and their families.

They are making decisions for themselves and what is in their best interest. It is you that is trying to take that away. 

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
1.3.8  Jack_TX  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.3.6    last year
An AR-15 is not a "Hunting Rifle".

Odd.  It seems to be the tool of choice for every landowner I know who has a feral hog problem. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.3.9  Tessylo  replied to  Jack_TX @1.3.8    last year

Yeah, I imagine that's a pervasive problem the world over.

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You really like to say stupid shit.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
1.4  Jack_TX  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    last year
Louisville, KY is the 145th Mass Shooting since January. Republicans in Congress are to blame

How many Republican Congressmen have gone on mass shooting rampages?  How is this not in the news? 

It just doesn't seem like we would have had 145 special elections to replace mass murdering congressmen without somebody noticing.  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Jack_TX @1.4    last year

LOL. 145 mass shootings in 100 days - averages out to about one and a half mass shootings every day.  Requires a page in the Guinness Book of World Records.  America really IS 'exceptional'.  

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.4.2  Texan1211  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.1    last year
America really IS 'exceptional'. 

The hundreds of thousands coming here every year probably agree with that.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Texan1211 @1.4.2    last year

If they are allowed to enter, they are appreciated for picking fruit, doing farm work, domestic service and menial restaurant tasks - you know, the jobs that Americans shun.  But with the lifting of the moratorium concerning evictions, I expect to see the half-million or so homeless increase considerably.  Yep, life is probably better in America than the shitholes the migrants have abandoned - the bridges are wider to provide more shelter. 

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
1.4.4  Jack_TX  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.1    last year
America really IS 'exceptional'.  

It is, actually.

The US government can't put entire cities on house arrest like they have in China.  They can't lock me in my home for 22hrs/day like they did in England during Covid.  They can't come to my home and forcibly inject me with a drug like they did in Germany.  

They can't outlaw speech they don't agree with or compel speech they want.  They can't scour Facebook and remove all references to government opposition.  They can't block major media outlets "just because".  They can't declare a maximum number of kids per family.  

I don't have to worry about what I post online here or anywhere else. I can criticize any political figure in my country without fear of imprisonment. Can you?

I can go to church whenever I want without fear of government harassment.  I can read whatever books I want, or whatever websites I want, or whatever newspapers, magazines, or blogs I want.  Let's don't forget about all the podcasts.

My government can't detain me without charge for years at a time.

And yeah, I can own a gun.  Or guns.  I can shoot recreationally, I can hunt ducks or deer, and I can shoot anybody who breaks into my home.

So yeah, Buzz.  It's pretty exceptional.  And if you really think it has any comparison at all with Nazi Germany, you should probably never, ever, ever again brag about the supposedly better education you think you got in Canada.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.5  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Jack_TX @1.4.4    last year

I'm glad you're proud of what America has become, Jack.  I used to love America and even owned a home in America, travelled from Hawaii to Provincetown and Nantucket, from St.Louis to Miami, from Los Angeles to New York City, from Dallas to Detroit, from Chicago to Las Vegas,  From Cincinnati to Palm Springs, from Buffalo to Philadelphia, from Boston to San Francisco, and much more...  Now I'm so disappointed with what it has become, but stay safe, Jack.  I just read about a young girl in a car on a freeway in San Francisco who was shot dead by someone who knows where.  It's like a lottery.   Although the odds are way against your being a winner, you actually stand a chance of winning.  Unfortunately her number came up.  So good luck, Jack.  Keep your guns close, cause you need them. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.4.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jack_TX @1.4    last year

Republican Congress members are COMPLICIT in these wanton murders by refusing to pass sensible gun regulations.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.4.7  Texan1211  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.3    last year
If they are allowed to enter,

Hundreds of thousands enter illegally. haven't you heard?

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Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
1.4.8  Jack_TX  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.5    last year
Now I'm so disappointed with what it has become

I think if you were here, "on the ground", you would feel very differently.

You would see all the things the media doesn't report. 

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
1.4.9  Jack_TX  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.4.6    last year
Republican Congress members are COMPLICIT in these wanton murders by refusing to pass sensible gun regulations.

Describe a sensible gun regulation.  Then tell us how many and which of these shootings would have been prevented by it. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.4.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.5    last year

She was 5 years old and they suspect it may have been gang violence

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
1.4.11  arkpdx  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.3    last year
picking fruit, doing farm work, domestic service and menial restaurant tasks 

Never been to a construction job here I have you. Here in Oregon there was an illegal alien that was in the leadership of the local carpenters union. 

life is probably better in America than the shitholes the migrants

Well I know for sure it must be better than China. The only place people are trying to enter that country from is north Korea. There are plenty of Chinese illegal immigrants coming here too. I guess that makes China a shitholes also. 

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
Professor Silent
1.4.12  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.1    last year

right after the Nashville shooting , someone here mentioned stabbings , so i went to my MSN  news page , went to the crime section and started counting .

That day there were 7 news reports of shootings , some of them considered mass shootings by definition , by contrast there were 58 news reports of stabbings  some involving multiple victims . some in both cases involved death , some in both involved , just wounding . Most but not all were in urban or suburban areas .

 my take is society is sick in general and it wont matter what weapon is used or banned .

Oh , and i have continued to do this kind of count , but not daily , but whn i remember and the numbers pretty much stay the same .

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.13  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.4.10    last year

Yet ANOTHER innocent young life demolished - it's become "The American Way" that you see so defended here on NT and everywhere.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.4.14  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.13    last year

Which comments do you read as a defense of murder?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.15  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  arkpdx @1.4.11    last year

Chins is ignorantly described by those who have never been here - I've been here for almost 17 years and I can say that now that I know China a lot better than they do, and what they have to say about China is misinformed, purposely misinformed to deflect from bad times happening in America and to contain China from surpassing America.  Abject poverty has been eradicated, nobody sleeps under bridges or goes hungry, there is a fast-growing middle class, my brother-in-law is building a home in a golf-course community and the other one runs the family farm.  Potential migrants find out that it is almost impossible to enter China without a visa that indicates a good reason for them to come.  I have to renew my visa every three years, but I've always been treated with friendly respect by government officials and police.

But then, China isn't the topic of this article, eh?

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.4.16  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.15    last year
Potential migrants find out that it is almost impossible to enter China without a visa indicating a good reason for them to come. 

I understand that North Korean girls and women find migration easy even when it's against their will to work in China’s multimillion-dollar sex trade. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.17  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.4.16    last year

You seem to know more about China than I do.  How much time have you spent in China?

 
 
 
GregTx
Professor Guide
1.4.18  GregTx  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.17    last year

Out of curiosity, do you think that organ harvesting is a thing there?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.20  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.17    last year

No reply?  Obviously NOT even a minute. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.4.21  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.17    last year

None unless you count Hong Kong and Taiwan. 

Do you dispute North Korean females taken to China for their sex trade and wives for Chinese men that can't find Chinese woman?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.22  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.4.14    last year

I see the defence of guns, military-style guns if not others, the defence of the NRA, and the refusal of the Republicans to pass any effective legislation that would prevent it - and in that regard I consider that to be the defence of the rate of murder that is UNDENIABLY happening (and Increasing).  The destruction of young lives, like in example I just gave, and the school shootings, if not the one and a half average of shootings every day as being "The American Way". 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.4.23  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.4.17    last year

I don't know if Joe Biden has ever been there either, but his national strategy has some strong views WRT PRC:

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.4.24  Buzz of the Orient  impassed  Drinker of the Wry @1.4.21    last year
 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.4.25  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.4.7    last year

What are you TEXANS proposing?

A Texas Militia with thousands of "Gun Crazed Killers" that want to gun down "unarmed migrants" driven out of their country by ruthless dictators, deadly Drug Cartels, and Murderous, Unchecked Gangs of Thugs.

Texans are still playing Cowboys & Indians, wearing expensive cowboy boots, and silly "arse" Cowboy hats from the "Cattle Rustling" days of yore.

Texas is not a NATION unto itself. It was for a "New York Minute" and then begged the federal government to save their asses from the Mexican Army, whose land was stolen from them.

Texans also still idolize the Confederacy. They still want slaves, today it is migrant workers living in hovels, making pennies on the dollar, so they can pretend that they are part of the elite rivaling these Conservative non-oil barons control the state of Texas, and nearly the Republicans in Congress with their lavish donations, and strict instructions:

"If you don't PASS the tax cuts for BILLIONAIRES there will be NO MONEY for you!"

Guess what, Cowboys, Republicans under that Corrupt, Sexual Predator, CAREER CRIMINAL, Donnie J. Trump, got it passed, benefiting "Dirty Diaper Donnie," and every damn Vulture Capitalist billionaire, now pays less tax than middle-class Americans.

Texans voted for Trump, twice, and their Bull Chip Governor, who, like Trump, will do anything to stay in power to avoid going to PRISON for corruption.

Both want to run out the clock on the "Statue of Limitations", knowing that as long as they are in the office they cannot be INDICTED!

At some point, Texans have to realize that they are NOT just Texans, but AMERICAN citizens, as well. One cannot be loyal to one and not the other.

Unless, you all are in favor of another CIVL WAR, where Putin, China, North Korea, Iran, and Saudi Arabia join the fight and destroy our country for their own purposes.

Is that too difficult to see what the challenges are facing the UNITED STATES of America? 

It is not about parties!  It is about the total annellation by three Communist countries and two Muslim dictatorial states that are willing to destroy America Europe, Australia, and Canada for WORLD DOMINATION.

Then these psychos will battle each other, possibly destroying this planet by unleashing their NUCLEAR ARSENALS.

Dictators are the enemies, not your fellow citizens who chose a different one than the one led by a "WANNA BE DICK-TA-TOR", Donald J. Trump, who is aligned with every one of these countries, not for power, but MONEY.  That is Trump's drug of choice. 

That is the BATTLE. We have to choose which side we are on!

  


 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    last year
BAN GUNS - NOT BOOKS ,

America is the land of the free - freedom to follow the example of their heroes.

nazi-book-burning-influnced-the-author-it-showed-him-that-the-best-way-of-censorship-is-by-burning-knowldge-in-the-books.jpg

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.1  Texan1211  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5    last year

Are you seriously equating America with Nazi Germany?

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
1.5.2  shona1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5    last year

Come on Buzz that is really scrapping the bottom of the barrel even for you...

Next you will be saying there is freedom of speech in China...

 
 
 
George
Junior Expert
1.5.3  George  replied to  shona1 @1.5.2    last year

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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.4  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.1    last year

Of course not.  There are no fascist actions taking place in America like book banns and Abortion bans,  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.5  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  shona1 @1.5.2    last year

Oh, I'm sorry shona1 - I didn't know that China was the topic of this article, and I'm SURE you didn't mention it in order to taunt me, right?

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.5.6  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.4    last year

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Right Down the Center
Masters Guide
1.5.7  Right Down the Center  replied to  shona1 @1.5.2    last year

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shona1
Professor Quiet
1.5.8  shona1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.5    last year

Funny..I didn't think Nazi Germany was the topic either...

Taunting..nope just simply stating a fact..

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
1.5.9  Jack_TX  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.4    last year
There are no fascist actions taking place in America like book banns

Interesting you say that, Buzz, because you can't ban books in the United States.

You're an educated man, so I'm sure you know that deciding a book probably shouldn't go in a school library is not a 'ban'.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.10  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Right Down the Center @1.5.7    last year
"Maybe the Canadian baby seal clubbing didn't go as well as expected this year."

I'd like to see what any Native American has to say about that, Bridget.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.11  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  shona1 @1.5.8    last year
"Funny..I didn't think Nazi Germany was the topic either..".

It isn't.  The topic is what is happening in America - the image was simply to show that a fascist country was an example of what America is really copying, or do you deny that there are Americans who are banning books?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.12  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.11    last year

I take note of the shots taken at me above, but I can understand.  After all, it's hard to face the truth, isn't it. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.1    last year

In defense of BUZZ of the ORIENT, it is clear that the inference refers to the obstinate, NAZI-like, Right-Wing Conservative Republicans who propose lax gun regulations and BANNING BOOKS!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.14  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.13    last year

Thank you.  I've used the words "ban" and "banning" but if they are not appropriate then what I meant by them is pulling books off the shelves and not allowing others to read them (which I consider even more akin to BURNING them than to censoring them).

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
1.5.15  Ronin2  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.13    last year

Forgetting about Fascist Democrats that refuse to enforce gun laws, or even criminal law, (unless it is against their political opponents). And have their own book banning issues?

Criminals don't obey laws, period. Gun control laws will do nothing to stop criminals unless they are enforced.

So are you in favor of forcibly removing every last Democrat politician, AG, and DA that refuses to enforce gun and criminal law as written? 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jack_TX @1.5.9    last year

There has been a movement from day one of the Founding of America, to force RELIGION into the Constitution and it continues to this day. Amendment 1, of the CONSTITUTION, states:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."!

That would include requiring so-called, "Christian Bibles and Christian Theology" to be forced to be taught in PUBLIC schools, by any entity.

For GUN WHACK-A-DOODLES, Section 2 of the US CONSTITUTION makes it abundantly clear that:

"The
PRESIDENT shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States when called into the actual Service of the United States"...!

The Constitution was written over two hundred years ago with a quill pen by well-educated, thoughtful men and has endured amendments, but, is difficult for some to read due to its literary style of the 18th century.

It is not the HOLY GRAIL that "Originalists" seem to believe! 

The Party of Lincoln, the Republican Party, has turned into the Party of HATE, FASCITS, RACISTS, ANGRY STUPID PEOPLE a hundred and fifty-eight years since Abe's assassination by a Confederate Spy!

Unfortunately, many in the former Confederacy in the South and Southwest still cling to the ideals of that sedition that cost the lives of 600,000 American soldiers and injured over 1,385,000 others.

Racism, Religious Bigotry, Sedition, and the KKK still is alive in America.






 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.5.17  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.16    last year
It is not the HOLY GRAIL that "Originalists" seem to believe! 

There is a process to amend it, 27 so far.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.18  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.16    last year

learning of something isn't the same thing as establishing something.

When schools teach about WWII and Nazism, are they establishing the country as being Nazis? Of course not, Learning about religion isn't close to the same as establishing one.

The Party of Lincoln, the Republican Party, has turned into the Party of HATE, FASCITS, RACISTS, ANGRY STUPID PEOPLE a hundred and fifty-eight years since Abe's assassination by a Confederate Spy!

For God's sake, wipe the spittle off your keyboard and screen and attempt to make a little sense.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.19  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.16    last year
Racism, Religious Bigotry, Sedition, and the KKK still is alive in America.

All things the Democratic Party has been known to lovingly support.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.20  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.19    last year

I think you might have put your trousers on upside down today. That is the well-publicized PLATFORM articulated by Marjorie Taylor Green, as she tramps about 'MURIKA spewing, "Hot off the Heifer's Arse, Free Bull Chat!" 

Ain't MTJ hot?

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.21  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.20    last year
I think you might have put your trousers on upside down today.

Well, there you go......thinking again.

Novel experience?

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.22  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.20    last year
Ain't MTJ hot?

I don't think so, but maybe you can get her and AOC together and fulfill your 3-some fantasy!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.23  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.21    last year

I'm just trying to help out my fellow 'Murikans, miss guided friends.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.24  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.23    last year
I'm just trying to help out my fellow 'Murikans, miss guided friends.

let me know when you are about to start!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.25  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.18    last year

Yes, perhaps if you read the newest Civil War history, you might be able to keep up with the latest historic discoveries.

There are more ways to pluck a chicken, but none that the chicken likes!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.26  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.24    last year

Ok, I will do that.

Shall I send it to the Jail, your mental ward, or to the Dick Cheney Nursing Home for Wayward Republicans, where "Water Boarding is a Therapy - NOT a Torture"! (That is their motto)

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.27  Texan1211  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.4    last year
Of course not.

Then your post is idiotic and should be removed in the interest of the truth.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.28  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.25    last year

Nonsensical post.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.29  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.26    last year
Ok, I will do that.

Great!! Will it be THIS decade?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.30  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.5.17    last year

Yes, but NO amendment has been passed that allows GUN NUTS to Open Carry Weapons, stockpile in-home Amory, or form Militias that are not "Well Regulated".

These are some of the reasons [Deleted] put forward to bolster their infantile arguments. 

The lack of fundamental understanding of the United States of America's 
CONSTITUTION is the main reason it is so difficult to have a discussion with Conservative, Right-Wing, Extremists Republicans!

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.31  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.30    last year
Yes, but NO amendment has been passed that allows GUN NUTS to Open Carry Weapons,

You know, you may have a valid point IF--and ONLY if--you can point out where in the Constitution it says that it is illegal to OPEN CARRY WEAPONS.

I just don't believe you can do it.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.32  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.28    last year

What would you call a "SENSIBAL" post?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.33  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.31    last year

Well, it is, as most, Republican arguments aren't, based on correctly interpreting the 2nd Amendment.

Read it over a couple of times, and tell us what you think it means.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.34  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.32    last year
What would you call a "SENSIBAL" post?

Nothing at all. I have no idea what "SENSIBAL" even means.

Now, if you meant to write "SENSIBLE" the answer would be just about anything here not written by you.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.35  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.33    last year
Well, it is, as most, Republican arguments aren't, based on correctly interpreting the 2nd Amendment.

look, I get that you must have a law degree and know more than all the judges and lawyers in the world and how frustrating it must be for you to realize that the LAW simply doesn't agree with your silly interpretation of the Amendment.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
1.5.36  Jack_TX  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.16    last year
That would include requiring so-called, "Christian Bibles and Christian Theology" to be forced to be taught in PUBLIC schools, by any entity.

Where is that happening?

The PRESIDENT shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States when called into the actual Service of the United States"...!

Was there a point here?  Can we put this back on the hinges and see if we can arrive at one?

The Party of Lincoln, the Republican Party, has turned into the Party of HATE, FASCITS, RACISTS, ANGRY STUPID PEOPLE

The irony here is a bit thick.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.5.37  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.13    last year

There is no good defense for lies.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
1.5.38  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.20    last year
That is the well-publicized PLATFORM articulated by Marjorie Taylor Green 

There you go again. Doing one of the lefts favorite things. Taking something one person says (and I am not even sure she said anything like that. Nor am I going to take your word for it) and make it a whole groups policy or ideology. So therefore I pronounce your comment bulls**t!

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.5.39  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  shona1 @1.5.8    last year

I get ticketed for comments like this.

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
Professor Silent
1.5.40  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.14    last year

So buzz , should penthouse and playboy be pulled from  Kindergarten  and Elementary school libraries or not ?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.41  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @1.5.40    last year

What pedophile or sex maniac put them there?  Books in school libraries should be determined by whether or not they are appropriate for the students to comprehend - I don't agree that Huckleberry Finn or To Kill a Mockingbird should be pulled from high school libraries.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
1.5.42  arkpdx  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.41    last year
What pedophile or sex maniac put them there?  

Probably the same ones that think drag queens reading to children is appropriate 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.43  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.34    last year
"SENSIBAL" is what my inner self prefers, but he is illiterate and cranky. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

As you may have noticed, I am a "Rage Writer", we splatter the pages with words in the hope that they come together, sometime in the future, like right now.

But, finally, The News Talkers.com gave us a time limit to make changes, and now I am raving about something else that I know little about.

But, boy do I love to RAGE!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.44  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Texan1211 @1.5.27    last year

"In the interest of the truth"?  So you are calling me a liar and getting away with it.  Since I don't want to be banned from this site I'll not return the compliment.  As well, I take note of those who have agreed with your calling me a liar with their voting up your comment.  I had thought that a comment that was so OBVIOUSLY sarcastic didn't need to be marked as such for supposedly intelligent people. 

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
Professor Silent
1.5.45  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.41    last year

Apologize for the late (6 day) response been a little busy and hectic here .

 The point i was making was that some  censorship IS acceptable dependent on the situation using a rare quality called " common sense ".  and who gets to decide the situation is acceptable for some censorship? that would be the general public usually .

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.46  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @1.5.45    last year

You have no need to apologize to me, Mark.  I consider your comments to be mature and sensible and not aimed at insulting others as some here prefer to do, and therefore your comments deserve repect.  Of course, censorship is necessary depending on the circumstances, an example of the necessity to censor which is referred to above would be putting Playboy and Penthouse in a Primary School library.  However, just because a book may contravene some religious extremist's viewpoint, or be contrary to a political preference is not a reason for censorship. 

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
Professor Silent
1.5.47  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.46    last year

What i found amusing was the two publications i mentioned back in the day were considered "soft porn " at the worst and considered "Gentlemans magazines " containing actual articles of import for the times be it health , political or societal, yes even when i looked at them as a teen , i saw and read the articles contained there in ... 

 just as some books , like all of Orwell's , would not be a good fit to some school libraries , the titles may suggest , like animal farm , one thing , but the content would not be suited to certain age levels , here is where common sense that rare condition comes to play , and deciding where it would be appropriate .

Personally , my thoughts are there should be no banning in the public system, different sections can be set up , as for schools , that gets a little hazy as you can see i think , maturity level and age appropriateness come into play.  and i also think , that books should NOT be altered from the way the writers wrote them , twain , was from an era and wrote about how it was back then , thats history , one cant change what really happened, no matter how hard anyone tried to whitewash or sanitize it later  , so taking offense to something that happened before one was a gleam in their grampas eye and their grandma was considered "hot " is rather stupid to me .

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.48  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @1.5.45    last year

I agree, however, I don't think that Censorship should be under the control of Right Wing, Conservative, Religious organizations, or Republicans who are using it as a platform to get their UGLY ARSE elected to a job that they know nothing about.

Whipping up STUPID, to me, appears to be the "Modus Operandi" of deadbeats like Donald J. Trump, whose appeal to over 70 million voters is based on LIES, BULL CHIPS, BLAME, HATE, and feeding the anger of Gun Nuts, Dead Beat, and yes, "Trailer Park Trash" that have convinced themselves that they are "PATRIOTS", and anyone that disagrees with them are the enemy and should be shot, or, in the case of Pence, hung.

Stupidity is not the first quality that voters should look for in a candidate.

It is time for loyal Americans to put their guns away, and start using their brain instead. It is a little more complicated than pulling a trigger.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.5.49  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.5.46    last year

Amen, Brother BUZZ.

You are a gentleman, and a scholar...when you're not drinking!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1.5.50  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.5.49    last year

Not drinking what?  I haven't drank an alcoholic beverage for about the last 4 years, and the last one that I had then was a bottle of beer I shared half-and-half with the owner of a restaurant.  I was never much of a "drinker" all my life.

But I DO thank you for the compliment. 

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
1.6  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    last year

Own several firearms but am pretty sure that there are many who shouldn't.

Seems that the NRA wants to make it legal for every degenerate to own one.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
1.6.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @1.6    last year

What Constitutionally permissible screening criteria are you in favor of?  Or do you want to amend the 2nd Amendment?  What do you think it should say?

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.6.2  Texan1211  replied to  cjcold @1.6    last year
Seems that the NRA wants to make it legal for every degenerate to own one.

Your perception fails you miserably in this case then.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.6.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.6.1    last year

It is pretty clear what it says about "Well Regulated MILITIA". It is the insane interpretation that justifies the possession of a military armory in one house in case a Liberal with a college degree might walk by.

Paranoia and Gun Nuts are not who should be interrupting a 200-year-old document written with a feather by men in wigs. 

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
1.6.4  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.6.3    last year

That has been ruled on by SCOTUS several times and your opinion lost each time. Remember what it  means.when you keep trying the same thing multiple times and keep expecting different results. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.6.5  Texan1211  replied to  arkpdx @1.6.4    last year

You just can't argue with the internet lawyers.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.6.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @1.6.5    last year

Well, I HATE to disagree with you Texan1211, but one can argue with Internet Lawyers, they just can't win!

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Participates
1.7  Greg Jones  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    last year

Some leftist fools still continue to believe in the fairy tale that just a few more "common sense" gun laws will magically stop these shootings.

 

 
 
 
Nerm_L
Professor Expert
2  Nerm_L    last year

If you're gonna ban guns then don't play the moronic game of good gun/bad gun.  Redefining the meaning of 'civilian' is even more moronic than than the game of good gun/bad gun.  Including exclusions and exceptions isn't a ban on guns.  The real objective for including exceptions and exclusions is to dictate who can have guns; certainly not a ban on guns.

The furor over gun control isn't even about guns any longer.  It's really about demonizing the 'wrong kind' of people.  That's how morons think.  And that's why these morons won't actually ban guns.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Nerm_L @2    last year

Nerm_L @2, obviously, the slaughtering of Americans within their own FREE COUNTRY is not a "Game of Good Guns/Bad Guns".

It is a serious epidemic of GUN VIOLENCE within our country by people that too easily can purchase LETHAL WEAPONS to kill school children, teachers, police officers, individuals that have a different religion from others, or any damn fool with a GRIEVANCE.

 
 
 
Nerm_L
Professor Expert
2.1.1  Nerm_L  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1    last year
Nerm_L @2, obviously, the slaughtering of Americans within their own FREE COUNTRY is not a "Game of Good Guns/Bad Guns".It is a serious epidemic of GUN VIOLENCE within our country by people that too easily can purchase LETHAL WEAPONS to kill school children, teachers, police officers, individuals that have a different religion from others, or any damn fool with a GRIEVANCE.

But slaughter means victory.  200,000 and counting.  (That's closing in on 20,000 a month.)  We don't want Russia to win, after all.  Everybody wants to be a Marine.

Of course the qualifier is gun violence in the United States.  We're supposed to be peaceful warmongers.  And the government will enforce that by protecting its own guns.  Guns in government hands are good guns.  Only guns in private hands are bad guns.  So, the gun control morons want to exclude all those good guns and call it gun control.  We can't ban guns, the good guys need guns.

Now a bank has been shot up.  The sancto sanctorum of the good guys with guns.  Money and guns are pillars of democracy.  A democratic government must bribe and threaten the population to maintain peace in preparation for war.  That's progress.

It's only natural that someone would begin shooting people to prove that gun controls are needed.  That's how democracy is supposed to work in the United States.  In the new lexicon of democracy, only violence is the pathway to peace.  But does that mean the shooter was using a good gun or a bad gun?  Some sacrifices must be made for progress.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Nerm_L @2.1.1    last year

Have you been drinking, again?

 
 
 
Nerm_L
Professor Expert
2.1.3  Nerm_L  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.2    last year
Have you been drinking, again?

I've been eating the press.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Nerm_L @2.1.3    last year

Well, that explains a lot.

NOTE:

When you EAT THE PRESS, make sure you follow the same directions that 
Astronauts do - "Drank Your Urine".

 
 
 
Nerm_L
Professor Expert
2.1.5  Nerm_L  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.4    last year
Well, that explains a lot.

Doesn't it though?

When you EAT THE PRESS, make sure you follow the same directions that 
Astronauts do - "Drank Your Urine".

That would be the yellow press.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Nerm_L @2.1.5    last year

Yes, we labored for some time over calling our publication "YELLOW JOURNALISM" but, decided it was too arcane for Re-Puritans to read, and they were one of the target groups that we wanted to "ed-u-ma-gate"!

So, we didn't. However, we do not hire "journalists". We hire exclusively Urinalists! (They work a lot cheaper)

 
 
 
Nerm_L
Professor Expert
2.1.7  Nerm_L  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.6    last year
So, we didn't. However, we do not hire "journalists". We hire exclusively Urinalists! (They work a lot cheaper)

The problem with Urinalists is they piss it all away.

Which brings us back to gun control.  You know, we had an Assault Weapons Ban 30 years ago and it was pissed away.  The high minded Uranalists only did what was natural.  Even now they're pissing and moaning because they pissed away what they had.  But it's not their fault.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.1.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Nerm_L @2.1.7    last year

My recollection is that the "COZY" relationship between the NRA and the GOP
(Government Of Putin) lust for NRA's lavish donations led to the scuttling of the "BAN on AR 15".

Mass shootings have skyrocketed ever since. 

 
 
 
Nerm_L
Professor Expert
2.1.9  Nerm_L  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.8    last year
My recollection is that the "COZY" relationship between the NRA and the GOP(Government Of Putin) lust for NRA's lavish donations led to the scuttling of the "BAN on AR 15".Mass shootings have skyrocketed ever since. 

Uranalists turned Wayne LaPierre into a clickable commodity.  Click! Click! Click!  And the Assault Weapons Ban was pissed away.  The gun lobby is big money.  Those wanting to ban guns dump boatloads of money into politics, too.  Anarchy is politically profitable and doesn't require anyone doing anything other than pissing it all away.  Never has so much been spent on the goal of doing absolutely nothing.

The reality is that the Assault Weapons Ban (on AR-15s?) didn't actually ban guns.  The government continued to add these guns to its arsenals.  The actual ban was on private ownership and not a ban on Assault Weapons.  We were told the government couldn't defend itself from the population it serves without banning private ownership of assault weapons.  

Since you don't like Putin then Zelensky has a rifle for you.  Put on your boots and go.  Shoot Russians, have fun.  We can't let Russia win.  And shipping guns won't be enough.  Because, you see, it ain't guns that kill Russians.  Zelensky needs people to kill Russians.  Go get 'em, Killer.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
2.2  cjcold  replied to  Nerm_L @2    last year
ban guns

Nobody is going to ban guns.

This is just gun manufacturer/NRA propaganda to keep gun sales up.

Rednecks are so easy to fool with fear tactics.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
2.2.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @2.2    last year

They just aren't as wise as you.  Is it genetics?

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
2.2.2  cjcold  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @2.2.1    last year
  Is it genetics?

Yes it is genetics.

My parents, grandparents aunts and uncles (on both sides of the family) were all brilliant scholars in their fields (mostly mathematics) many with PhDs.

All of my younger 5 siblings have at least a bachelors degree.

Just learning stuff has always been a one-upmanship thingy in my family.

Last Christmas we had a lively discussion about the carbon molecule.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
2.2.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @2.2.2    last year

The rednecks don’t have a chance as you have them intellectually outgunned.

Ah carbon, an element who’s atoms of carbon can bond together in diverse ways, resulting in various allotropes of carbon.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
2.2.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @2.2.1    last year

Well, it is true MAGA-LOONS are easily lead, "deadheads" that prefer to follow, rather than lead.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
2.2.5  arkpdx  replied to  cjcold @2.2.2    last year
PhDs

Bullshit Piled HIgher and Deeper. 

All of my younger 5 siblings have at least a bachelors degree.

Just learning stuff has always been a one-upmanship thingy in my family.

Last Christmas we had a lively discussion about the carbon molecule.

B. F. D.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
2.2.6  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.2.4    last year
Well, it is true MAGA-LOONS are easily lead, "deadheads" that prefer to follow, rather than lead.

You seem to be doing an excellent job of playing follow the leader, an in competent one at that. 

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3  Jeremy Retired in NC    last year
The NRA is not a "Gun Owners' Rights" non-profit, benign organization. It is a FRONT for Arms Manufactures.

Holy conspiracy theory Batman!!!!!!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3    last year

Thanks, you Jeremy Retired in NC, for outing my "Batman" persona.

The NRA is the public relations face and a front for AMERICAN ARMS manufacturers, dressed up as a "Gun Rights", non-profit, C 3, organization for Gun Owners.

I am aware that this might be a surprise to gun owners, but once again, they are being duped by Right-Wing Conservative, Super-Rich Republican BILLIONAIRES!

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3.1.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1    last year
The NRA is the public relations face and a front for AMERICAN ARMS manufacturers, dressed up as a "Gun Rights", non-profit, C 3, organization for Gun Owners.

What echo chamber did you hear this from?  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.1    last year

Trump's Butt Hole!

It never lies. That is the job of his big, stupid, Wide-Opened PIE-HOLE MOUTH.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.3  Texan1211  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.1    last year
What echo chamber did you hear this from?

Isn't that crap in the Democratic Party platform?

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.2    last year

Listen to it often, do you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.3    last year

No way, Jose, it comes directly from Trump's Dirty Diaper A-HOLE, as GOD is my witness.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.6  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.5    last year

So you listen to Trump's asshole and inspect his diapers.

Enjoy your job, do ya?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.4    last year

Yes, I listen to Trump's AGENT ORANGE A-Hole, only when I wear my mask (gas mask) and use my "FART DE-CODER"!

How about you? Do you stick your head up his, A-Hole, too?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.6    last year

Well, I don't enjoy it, but as a dedicated PATRIOT, I take it upon myself to do the "dirty duty" that only MAGA-REPUBLICANs, currently are doing hourly.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.9  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.8    last year

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

Uh, thanks for your "service"?

LOL!

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.10  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.7    last year
How about you? Do you stick your head up his, A-Hole, too?

I never have, but it is QUITE refreshing to hear you admit you have.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.9    last year

Well, someone has to do it, Conservatives will consume it, but they won't "decode" its message.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.12  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.11    last year
Well, someone has to do it

Enjoy it then!

Conservatives will consume it, but they won't "decode" its message.

Do you spend much time decoding secret messages only leftists know about?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.12    last year

At 81, these messages come to me telepathically. I no longer have to decode them, until there is an obstinate one stuck up Trump's Holy Shrine, then I may be forced to use the decoder.

I use it less and less, now. There is a fee charged each time someone sticks it up there.


 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3.1.14  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.4    last year

Comments like 3.1.2 and they expect to be taken seriously.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.15  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.13    last year

I just love the fact you can decode secret messages.

Care to share some of them?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3.1.16  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.3    last year
Isn't that crap in the Democratic Party platform?

Then spewed here on NT as "fact".  About as factual as a Tim Burton movie.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.17  Texan1211  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.14    last year
Comments like 3.1.2 and they expect to be taken seriously.

Comments like that and the others about Republicans being fascists always are a source of amusement for those of us who just know better.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.18  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.14    last year

Well, everything I write is "the Whole Truth, Nothing Butt the Tooth", so help me, GARFIELD!

I shat you not!

But, if you would like me to, I can make arrangements to ship it to you for a modest fee.

 

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.19  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.18    last year
Well, everything I write is "the Whole Truth

I get that you want to believe that.

You are on a roll today, making me laugh with almost every post!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.20  devangelical  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.17    last year

fascism

noun

an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.21  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @3.1.20    last year

I know what fascism is, I am still hoping that the folks who constantly misuse and abuse the word will someday gain a freaking CLUE on how to properly use it in a sentence that makes a modicum of sense.

No luck so far.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.22  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.14    last year

By all means!

I am a "Tooth Slayer"!

(Certified by the American Dental Society)

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.23  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.17    last year

Well, I am HAPPY, Snappy to accommodate you.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.24  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.22    last year
Well, I am HAPPY, Snappy to accommodate you

A source of constant amusement!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.25  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.21    last year

Perhaps, you could provide a sentence that uses it in the correct way. That would be unloosing a verbal logger knot.  

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.26  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.25    last year
Perhaps, you could provide a sentence that uses it in the correct way.

I could, but I am not the one constantly abusing and misusing the word.  My ability to use the word properly has never been in question.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.27  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.24    last year

Thank you, that is the kindest thing I heard this week! You are such a gentle lamb, er, I mean, "man"! Please excuse my lack of typing skills. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.28  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.27    last year
Please excuse my lack of typing skills. 

Make your own excuses, I am busy.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.29  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.26    last year

It is precisely why we, here, at Eat The Press - Do Not Read It, are asking if you might send us an example of the perfect way to write it. We do not want to continue to confuse our readers with tangled sentences.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.30  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.29    last year
It is precisely why we, here, at Eat The Press - Do Not Read It, are asking if you might send us an example of the perfect way to write it. We do not want to continue to confuse our readers with tangled sentences.

If only merely reading the word used properly would work!

Alas, that has failed to educate the people who misuse and abuse the word.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
3.1.31  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1    last year

Joined the NRA back when I was a Boy Scout. Was a member for many years.

The NRA taught me gun safety and how to shoot.

(it's all about platform, breathing and trigger control).

Over the years the NRA became all about sales and far right propaganda.

Haven't been a member for many, many years now.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.32  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.15    last year

Well, first you have to be sworn into the Secret Agent's Auxiliary by a current member, pay your membership dues, then complete the membership questionnaire.

1. Can you read, at least a little?
2.  Are you Bi-pedal or still crawl?
3.  Do you have sufficient weapons in your possession that would prevent an invasion by International or Domestic Terrorists?
4.  Are you capable of stringing two words together without making a mistake?
(That has been a major "Boo-Boo" for many applicants)
5.  Are you willing to follow the Secret Agent's Code of Menacing without hesitation, or questions?

The evaluation goes on for four days because that is in the Bible somewhere. And, we are a devout Christian Organization with Guns.

 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.33  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.28    last year

Yes, of course, Horse. Solid advice!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.34  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.19    last year

Really? Tape it. That is what I live for, at 81 it may be the last laugh!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.35  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.16    last year

Well, Jeremy, you "outed us", and we spent so many years listening to Goebel's Audio tapes for Morons, apparently for nothing. We also were transfixed by thousands of his film clips.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.36  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.21    last year

I always use it to wipe my derriere!

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3.1.37  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.18    last year
Well, everything I write is "the Whole Truth

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3.1.38  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  devangelical @3.1.20    last year

And more fiction from the left.  Ironically from one who continually censors opposing comments right here on NT.

Maybe you should try with the actual definition instead of fiction.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.1.39  Texan1211  replied to  cjcold @3.1.31    last year
Over the years the NRA became all about sales

Have you yourself, or anyone you have ever met, bought a gun from the NRA?

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
3.1.40  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.39    last year

I, myself, took my father to the NRA National Firearms Museum in Fairfax VA.  They had a lot of firearms on display from all era's.  Sadly, none were for sale. 

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
3.1.41  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.2    last year

Well I knew you have your head up someone's butt. 

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
3.1.42  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.13    last year

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arkpdx
Professor Quiet
3.1.43  arkpdx  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.15    last year

He got his secret decoder ring from an old box of Cracker Jacks. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.44  devangelical  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.38    last year
try with the actual definition instead of fiction

define defend the constitution against all enemies both foreign and domestic...

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3.1.45  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  devangelical @3.1.44    last year

[Deleted]

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
3.1.46  arkpdx  replied to  devangelical @3.1.44    last year

What has that got to do with anything in article or the comments. The only place you will find that phrase is in the oath of enlistment for the military and some oaths of office. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.47  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  arkpdx @3.1.41    last year

Not that I am aware of it, but it appears that MAGALOONS are addicted to this position.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.48  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  arkpdx @3.1.43    last year

Actually, it was from a Roy Rogers box of Cheerios!

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
3.1.49  arkpdx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.47    last year

Well I am sure that it doesn't apply to liberals. They don't wish to defend the constitution against anyone. They would just as soon see it destroyed that defend it

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.50  devangelical  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.48    last year

it's funny when people that don't proofread before clicking post your comment expect others to believe they have even average intelligence...

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.51  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @3.1.50    last year

Yep, I get it. You should never be ashamed of your lack of skills. It's OK.
Just go into your favorite closet, turn the lights down low, and say over and over again, "I can, I can, I can". 

Then you can...or turn into a can.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.1.52  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  arkpdx @3.1.49    last year

Arkdx, I believe you are upside down on that issue. As you may recall the principal architect of the United State Constitution were LIBERALS, those objecting to it were, and to this day, are RIGHT-WING, CONSERVATIVE, RELIGIOUS GUN NUTS, like those great Patriots that attempted to overthrow our country on January 6th, because a LYING SACK of horse manure told them to do it, so he might remain in office until "Death Do Us Fart"! - Jonathan Livingston Dip-Shitz, "Doctored"!



 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
3.2  cjcold  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3    last year

Used to be an NRA member.

Quit when I figured out that it had become nothing but a front for the industry.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
3.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @3.2    last year

Yep, it is a shattering discovery, almost as miserable as finding out your Amoure was cheating on you with an animated character.

(Heartbreaking.)

I had to call Miss Linsey Graham and get him/her to cry with me to get through this devastating crisis.

She was magnificent. Only charged me "$350.00".

(Money well spent. Miss Linseed Oil Graham Cracker, even has a Loan Program to help defer the crushing expenses in most break-ups.)

I trust this is good advice for you to chew on, but DO NOT SWALLOW. (It could be terminal)

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3.2.2  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  cjcold @3.2    last year
Quit when I figured out that it had become nothing but a front for the industry.

Then you would have no problem providing the links to back it up.  Or should I just list it as more fiction?

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
3.2.3  cjcold  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.2.2    last year

Only a troll would demand a link to common knowledge.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
3.2.4  Texan1211  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.2.2    last year
Or should I just list it as more fiction?

Straight up fiction.

Not even a need to ask!

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
3.2.5  arkpdx  replied to  cjcold @3.2.3    last year

Then there are a copious amounts of leftwing trolls on this site

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
3.2.6  arkpdx  replied to  cjcold @3.2.3    last year

Then there are a copious amounts of leftwing trolls on this site

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Professor Expert
3.2.7  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  cjcold @3.2.3    last year

And only an idiot would not ask for references.  Given the amount of fiction coming from the left (like your claim), it's almost a requirement to ask for links.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

Congressional policies should not be made by popular sentiment, but by reasonably elected, serious Congressional members, approved by the Senate and signed into law by the president of the United States. 

However, juvenile-self-appointed Constitutional experts are entitled to their whacko opinions, they should STFU!

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
4.1  Ronin2  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4    last year

Your entire statement is easily applied to every last Democrat and leftist.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.1.1  JBB  replied to  Ronin2 @4.1    last year

Reminiscent of both Pee Wee, and Towlie!

original

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ronin2 @4.1    last year

Really?


 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.1.3  JBB  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.2    last year

No, not really. But, it is how Putin spins it...

original

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
4.1.4  Ronin2  replied to  JBB @4.1.3    last year

Talking your talking points from Xi again?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ronin2 @4.1.4    last year

No, of course not, Xi is the President of Communist China, and I don't have his phone number, address, or cell phone number.

My information is "fact-checked" by our shackled former Maga-Lunatics chained to their computers in the basement of our Think/Stink Tank.

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
4.1.6  Ronin2  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.5    last year

Of course you don't have Xi's number. Not even Brandon has it. This is a one way communication. Xi talks and you (plural) obey.

He already has every last Democrat and leftist number, email address, Twitter, Facebook, Snap-Chat, Youtube, and any other social media account.  He is pushing his doctrines on Democrats/leftists daily; and you(plural) just keep right on plugging in.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ronin2 @4.1.6    last year

Ronin2, that is important INTEL to know. Thank you for providing it in suck...er... such a concise, forthright manner.

At 81, my typing skills are backtracking.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4.1.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @4.1.3    last year

Russia looks a lot like Disney Land but with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4.1.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @4.1.3    last year

Russia looks a lot like Disney Land but with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.1.10  JBB  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.8    last year

Trump's new Florida resort - MAGA Land

original

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
4.2  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4    last year
they should STFU!

As a centrist it is sometimes hard to know who to shoot at.

I should be issued grenades because it is all so confusing.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Senior Expert
4.2.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cjcold @4.2    last year

Exactly, no need to get your own, the government owes you some.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @4.2    last year

Perhaps, it would be easier if everyone would voluntarily wear the uniform of their party. That would help to I.D. the irritant.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
4.2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @4.2.1    last year

More sucking on the "Guvmint Tit" will only give Uncle Sam that "saggy chest" look, which is unbecoming for a poster caricature and could lead to CENSORSHIP, I predict.

It is my opinion that this issue requires more study.

Thank you for bringing it up for discussion. Image is, after all, the most important
ingredient in any decision-making process, don't ya know? Everything else is cheesecake.




 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
4.2.4  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.2.2    last year

I tend to wear gray and earth tones. Good urban camo.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

Putin is rumored to be dying from CANCER, according to my "sauces", Monkey tied to their computer desk, in the "Less Than Prestigious" Bird Dropping Institute, a Think Tank for Morons, No Idiots, please.

When they are not drunk my "sauces" provide us with very, high-level, low-down "Intel"!

For example, my Fellow News Talkers. communists, they assured us on "pretty filmy" Intel, that PUTIN wants to invade and recapture all the countries that STALIN took by force killing an estimated 50 million Easter Europeans.

Putin has publicly stated on Russian TV that he is doing this, at their expense, because he is an arrogant Arse Wipe that wants to bolster his LEGACY!

Any Who, Mildew is where the Action, Jackson happens when it comes to Intel on Putin.

Mildew, "fer you all nimrods that don't know it", is located in lovely, but nearly all torn down, Mildew, Ohio, where there are NO jobs, not even "blow jobs", ever since Re-Puritans can to town and shut down everything it deemed, "WICKED & SINFUL"!

They even shuttered our main manufacturing industry, "the Cork Sacking factory", where nearly everyone in Mildew worked!


That is why we, at one time, were so prosperous. It was due to our own "Start-Up" factory, "Knee Pads for All Occasions"? It enabled Mildewvians to make extra money, Honey! 

When you're a CORK STACKER - YOU ARE A CORKSAKER ALL THE WAY, so, you're gonna need knee pads. It's a given.

Unfortunately, now we are all living off the guvmint tit, and it sucks.



 

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
5.1  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5    last year
"Knee Pads for All Occasions"?

If only there were!

One must realize that they come in a multitude of physical and mental sizes.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
5.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @5.1    last year

Indeed, that is where the price margin comes into play, the bigger the more expensive, etc. We be "Vulture Capitalists", too! It is another one of our vices.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
5.1.2  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.1    last year

Wearing my Rolex is a vice?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
5.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @5.1.2    last year

You dang, blasted right it is, and a violation of "The Jesus" teaching. He said, "Give to the Poor, and Take from the Rich"!  (It's in the Bible, somewhere.)

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
5.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @5.1    last year

Well, here, in Mildew, OH-High-Ho (Where there are "NO JOBS, NOT EVEN BLOW JOBS") we got a grant from Biden's Administration to rebuild our KNEE PAD FACTORY, so in the near future we will once again be able to supply our friends who are constantly on the knees.

And, thanks to George Soros, we are reopening our CORK SACKING FACTORY!

If you are a "Cork Sacker" we have a job for you!

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Masters Guide
6  Right Down the Center    last year

I would have something to say about this but it is Sunday so I have to go worship my Glock.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
6.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Right Down the Center @6    last year

When folks WORSHIP their "glock" it is only two letters from the telling clue.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
6.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.1    last year

I have NO idea why some of my posts are published twice. A.I. must favor them.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

When folks WORSHIP their "glock" it is only two letters from the telling clue.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

Yesterday, I witness a Trump Supporter throw up his brain, it was the size of a meatball, slimy, and stank, but he ate it anyway. Didn't even wash it off!

How low his supporters have become!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

A new audio tape of "Dirty Diaper Donnie's" Mommie, singing to DJT as a child and every night since, encouraging him to "take the road slimmer" if he was to become rich.

"If you are going to LIE...lie all the way!"

And, to this day he has never let his mommy down, but 350,000,000 others. Now that is loyalty to one's mummy!

 
 

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