She said: "I can't tell if it was his finger or his Penis."
Judge said: "Five Million dollars!"
OUCH! You know that must have hurt!
She said: "I couldn't tell if it was his finger or his Penis. Both are awfully small."
Judge said: "Who cares? It's $5,000,000"!
Trump said: "It's rigged! Everyone knows it was my PENIS!"
The attorney said: "I quit!"
CASE CLOSED!
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Did Trump's parents make the wrong choice for Donnie's Circumcision doctor? Doctor Ding-A-Ling has a long history of miscalculations due to his poor eyesight.
Will this revelation affect your decision to VOTE for "Dirty Diaper Donnie", again? Or, do you have the same problem?
Donnie says that "the case was rigged!" And, Donnie knows a lot of rigging things.
Has your confidence in Donnie been swayed by the results?
Does Donnie have the tools to do the job as POTUS? He didn't do a very good job before. He blew it!
Please, please, please leave your comments below in a brown paper bag. We do not want to incite the prudish monitors (if any) here, on "THE NEWS YACKERS.communist.com".
Putin is still the unofficial head of the party, and there is no point in getting him involved, is there? After all, he has a darker side than "Dirty Diaper Donnie"!
We don't want the "SHAT to Hit the Fan"!
There is a lot to be said for abbreviation, don't you think?
I wasn't circumcised, and that has made all the difference in the world.
I think she said it hurt, so it was probably his finger.
I don't think either one will make a difference.
I just figure the larger object is more likely to cause pain.
Perhaps the lack of foreplay.
Yep, slamming a woman against a dressing room cubicle wall lacks the romantic quality that stimulates an amorous moment.
Donald Chump has MENTAL issues. In layman's terms: He is NUTS!
In "Dirty Diaper Donnie's" case, according to "Stormy" Daniels, the Orange POS, doesn't have the equipment.
I seriously doubt that trump has even seen his dick this century.
He doesn't have access to an electron microscope.
neither does melania...
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Exactly, while this thread on Trump’s dick size versus finger size fully meets the NT’s intent to provide the best place online to find high-quality, informative-style content and debate as well as the abiding by it’s CoC, my reply was an anomaly.
Thank you, Drinker, of the Wry, your comments are always stunningly crafted for a wonderful impact. Write more. It's great, brilliant, unique stuff.
BRAVO!
Or, his head. It is very narrow.
He probably doesn't know the difference.
Trump's little penis appears to be calling on the shots. Approximately 26 women publicly accused "Dirty Diaper Donnie" of SEXUAL ASSAULT. Two women accused this sexual predator of raping them at the age of 12 and 13 years old.
T-Rump is notorious as a Serial Philanderer who has cheated consistently on all three of his wives.
The Agent Orange disaster is not POTUS material. He is SEXUAL PREDATOR material. But his equipment isn't.
T-Rump Bone Head seems to have difficulty DISTINGUISHING "Reality" from Fiction. He, and unfortunately, some of his followers, still think he was a GREAT POTUS, not just a POS.
Five serious indictments are heading his way.
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is now the WORST POTUS in the HISTORY of the United States of America!
Why would any "sane" citizen vote for an obviously "INSANE", man, who wears orange makeup, dies his hair blonde, and wears SUPER-DUPPER DEPENDS DIAPERS 24/7/365 for President?
WTF?
No "sane" citizen would vote for that crazy bastard!
Trumpers, by definition, are fucking nuts.
What the HELL has happened to these people who worship an A-Hole, Criminal like "Dirty Diaper Donnie"?
What the HELL is wrong with folks that think this is acceptable behavior? It is CRIMINAL, TREASONOUS, MURDEROUS, VIOLENT and every A-Hole that participated would be imprisoned for LIFE.
This ain't NO Hillbilly version of a college demonstration. This is a collection of the worse SCUMBAGS in this country who have convinced themselves that they are PATRIOTS and anyone that disagrees with them deserves to be beaten, clubbed, or even KILLED.
Because: These IDIOTS believe that Donald J. Trump is just like them, and on that issue...they are RIGHT!
Time to crawl back to the Swamp. The Gaters need to eat.
Donnie, Honey, it is still DISGUSTING.
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" needs to be WIPED...away.
Some readers may find this article "revolting", I do, too. Donald J Trump is revolting!
UPDATE: From our good old buddies from BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!
(Don't F*&^ It! SUCK IT)
Stormy Daniels, (still alive) just finished an interview on "Perverts Are People, too", the highest-ranking radio interview show on this network, and spilled the beans on Donald Dump Truck's crotch!
She said: "It probably was his pinky finger, it's twice the size of his Jonson. Besides, it looks like an orange chewed Cheeto!"
Another brilliant comment incinerated. Why? It could be the mysterious clue that led us to the "LIGHT". Light can be right or left, but never when it is blocked out!
Your sophisticated humor angers the trolls so they act out and get sanctioned. It's a pity...
Well, then my job is nearly done. No gum for the dumb! They always get it in their hair.
I guess Safeway isn't very safe anymore.
It never was a Safe Way!