Trump Indicted For Keeping Classified Documents At Mar-A-Lago Instead Of Somewhere Secure Like The Trunk Of A Corvette
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U.S. - Former President Donald Trump has officially been indicted by the federal government on seven counts of not storing highly classified documents in his garage behind a corvette.
"Mr. Trump had these documents securely stored in a closet instead of strewn about the garage. Straight to jail," said Merrick Garland. "Trump's failure to haphazardly toss Top Secret documents behind a car is nothing short of treasonous."
For his part, Mr. Trump has denied all wrongdoing. "I hide all my classified documents behind the best, most beautiful cars at Mar-A-Lago," said Mr. Trump. "Corvettes are for the poors. Do I look like a poor? Ha! I would never put Top Secret documents behind anything cheaper than a McLaren! What a rube!"
At publishing time, the DOJ announced they would also indict Trump for making a deal with Ukraine without his son receiving millions of dollars in bribes.
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The United States dodged a bullet by keeping that asshole off the supreme court.
Except thats not the reason he was indicted.
Dude, click the link. Look at the source of the article. Hopefully you can put it together.
Oh I know the source is an alleged comedy site.
And yet you made that moronic comment.
I was considering the company.
Reality it's called trolling and sweeping generalizations.
Now fuck off.
Thank you for your post. I consider you to be quite the humorous pontificator, so obviously I will consider your opinion on the humor of that site with due diligence.
You should be indicted for making that comment.