Democrats Say It'll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism, saying they will need a lot more than just eyewitnesses, financial records, audio and video recordings, and admissions of guilt from parties involved for them to believe any of it.
"Nah, I'm not buying it," said California Congressman Eric Swalwell. "If you're wanting me to believe President Biden and his family have been involved in a far-reaching money-for-favors scheme for years, you'll need to show me a lot more than rock-solid, irrefutable evidence. If the Biden family was corrupt, I think I would have heard about it from my Chinese spy girlfriend."
The Biden administration maintains absolute innocence, despite an ever-growing collection of evidence that would indicate otherwise. "The President and his family have done nothing wrong," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is a woman and also black and also gay. "It's completely normal for families to enrich themselves by selling political influence to foreign corporations and governments. Any assertion to the contrary is simply Republicans grasping at straws. Also, I will not be taking any more questions regarding bribery allegations."
As rumors swirled that additional audio recordings of President Biden accepting bribes may soon be released, Democrats continued to brush them off. "I see nothing wrong here," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "So he's on tape taking bribes. It's not like it proves he took bribes or something."
At publishing time, Republicans in Congress said they were waiting on several more truckloads of evidence before beginning impeachment proceedings.
I know you think this is funny, but there is absolutely nothing bad you will be able to find regarding President Biden. Nothing.
It's amazing to watch in real time.
But, But, But under Biden’s taxes for the last 15 years on 1040 line 14c Bribes received: it clearly says “0”. Case closed.
Joe and Jill Biden's taxes are public going back decades. If the gop had one iots of evidence President Biden had unreported income or ever engaged in graft they could have produced it...
The don't, haven't, can't and won't produce it!
Why would the Biden's report any ill-gotten gains on their tax returns?
Why do you think they had all the money funneled through all those shell companies and multiple banks?
How did the Biden dynasty get all those millions and millions of dollars over the years with the modest paychecks of a US Senator and VP?
I guess we'll never have the "evidence!"
There were no ill-gotten gains regarding the Bidens.
They got nothing jbb and they never will.
Comprehensive and in-depth marketing and business analysis.
Makes it very difficult to follow the money without subpoena power.
Then file charges and be done with it.
All this shit slinging and fucking around makes me believe you don't actually have anything real.
That sounds familiar......
Indeed. So file the fucking charges.
So sick of all the alluding to some POSSIBLE crime and all the what if horseshit.
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FFS we have been hearing about this shit since Trump was president and still.... nothing.
Don't get yourself all worked up, sometimes you just got to wait till someone's out of office for charges to be filed...
Not worked up at all [deleted] being clever falls completely flat since the situations are very different.
And we see how that's ended. Every. Single. Time.
If only there was a special prosecutor entitled to do that....
Amazing how they want charges before an investigation even begins.
Lol are you fucking kidding me? This hunter Biden clusterfuck has been ongoing for like 5 years. FFS Trump was in charge when it started. Cum or quit dude.
If you have the evidence, then file the charges.
Your reps can. Prosecutors can. And you of course can as well in civil court. If the evidence is as obvious as you state it should be easy.
File a suit. Pressure your reps to have whatever DAs file criminal charges. Since Trump was president we have been hearing this shit, and you all have done little but flap your fucking gums.
Again, all I hear is bullshit from you all with ZERO action which leads me to believe you are all bullshit. You like to talk, but that’s all you all can do.
Cuz he is out of office and I don’t actually care all that much. I actually have a life.
The system will play out as it should.
You make the mistake of thinking I care about Hunter Biden, like at all. I don’t. If Joe was involved in his business dealings or whatever while in office then throw them both in prison. Until you can prove it though [deleted]
You are just asking questions that really don’t mean anything. Why do I and my wife have multiple bank accounts? Do you have more than one bank account?
And shell companies, prove illegality and I am right there with you, otherwise who cares.
Lol, I can’t believe you expect anyone to take you seriously.
Lol. You are claiming Representative can file criminal charges.
You have no idea how our justice systems work.
Honestly you could have stopped there.
Oh...it's very real, and there are shitloads of evidence.
They don't thrawn. They're desparate and deplorable.
Hillary was right.
The democrats are demanding that Comer produce a deposit slip into Joe Biden's bank account as "evidence." Of course, people don't leave such incriminating evidence around when buying/selling influence. I don't think democrats really care about anything Joe Biden or any other leftist has done.
I'll take "Things you ask for when your stupid" for $100 Alex.