Biden Says Anyone Struggling To Buy A House Should Just Try Setting Up 20 Shell Companies To Launder Money From China
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CAMP DAVID — With mortgage interest rates continuing to climb and home ownership increasingly out of reach for many Americans, President Joe Biden offered insightful financial advice to anyone struggling to buy a house in the current economic climate, suggesting they simply set up 20 shell companies and begin laundering money from the Chinese government.
"It worked great for, uh, a guy I know," Biden said as he relaxed at the presidential retreat at Camp David before traveling to Lake Tahoe for a relaxing weekend vacation. "Here's the deal. No American should be on the brink of living in poverty when there are millions of dollars just waiting to be made by accepting bribes from foreign governments like China and Ukraine."
Skyrocketing real estate prices combined with rising interest rates have created a challenging housing market the likes of which the United States has never seen, leaving millions of Americans trying to catch up. "These house prices are insane," said concerned citizen Chris Wilson. "I knew I'd need to work hard to get enough money to buy a house, but I didn't expect to have to win the Powerball to make it happen."
When asked what individuals and young families can do to ease their financial burdens enough to become homeowners, Biden explained how simple the process of making money has been for his family. "Listen up, folks. Just get yourself elected to public office," he explained. "Then, start selling influence and favors to really bad people, here and abroad. You and your kids will be rich in no time. Tragarbinzarfinader!"
At publishing time, Biden had requested that his trip to Maui next week be changed to visit one of the "non-burned" Hawaiian islands.
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No, no, no, no. The article has it backwards. If you do what the article says you end up being continuously investigated.
What you need to do is already be rich so that you can get laws passed. E.g. You make it legal for anonymously owned shell companies to buy real estate. This way a person, say a Russian oligarch/criminal, can purchase real estate in NYC anonymously from a developer, say Donald Trump. A win for the buyer who has just laundered money and protected it from sanctions, and a win for the seller who gets a premium price for the real estate.
Donald Trump Jr. in 2008:
Ahhh, I see, so it's the rich people that can afford to give bribes to the elected officials to get laws passed that are the most dastardly?
Be careful, you be libeling. When rich people do it, it is called lobbying/donating. And yes, it is most dastardly.
Libel smchibel...
Agreed, but my question was which is worse, the "lobbyist/donators" or the elected officials that feed at that trough. Sorry, didn't put the right emfasas on the right sillable.
This is how the system works, so if you want to be a legislator, you must play using the current rules. It needs to be fixed, but I'm at a loss as to how that could happen since it would require legislators to cut off the money spigots.
To answer your question, most are equally bad. The only difference there *might* be is that some might also try to help the middle class and below. The rate of income inequality increase makes my statement seem naive, but I do think some officials succeed in helping people who need help.
If you need something to tamp down your happiness, take a look at this
Those investigations may take 5 years or longer. The DA might let the most serious of the charges SOL expire; drop the second most serious charge(s); and not even give you a slap on the wrist for the rest. If it is a House investigation the FBI/DOJ/IRS and banks/FED might stone wall the investigation- and your party play defense for by claiming "There is no evidence he is connected" while your family is showered with millions for doing nothing; and they give you lavish gifts. If a special prosecutor is name- don't worry, chances are the fix is already in. The AG will name the DA that slow walked the first investigation; and worked out the deal that favored you. Don't worry about the oppositions' protests- their is nothing they can do about it.
But here is the most important thing. You must have the all important D behind your name- otherwise you are fucked. Your investigations will be over before you know it; you will have 100's of charges against you- and the media and their lemming followers will be running rampant with glee proclaiming your absolute guilt.
So get that D behind your name. You have been warned.
o get that D behind your name. You have been warned.
as the ludicrous spinning on hunter’s behalf demonstrates, the d is all that matters. There’s nothing too corrupt to defend if that’s where they believe their interests lie.