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Man Accused Of Trying To Violently Overthrow Government Turns Himself In Peacefully Again

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  last year  •  10 comments

Man Accused Of Trying To Violently Overthrow Government Turns Himself In Peacefully Again
ATLANTA, GA — A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again turned himself in peacefully to face yet another indictment charge, sources confirmed today. The seditious traitor accused of destabilizing the social order and calling into question our leaders' authority to rule calmy and peaceably arrived at the courthouse today, turned himself in while smiling and waving to supporters, and followed all rules and...

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ATLANTA, GA — A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again turned himself in peacefully to face yet another indictment charge, sources confirmed today. The seditious traitor accused of destabilizing the social order and calling into question our leaders' authority to rule calmy and peaceably arrived at the courthouse today, turned himself in while smiling and waving to supporters, and followed all rules and regulations, according to witnesses. Experts say they are shocked that this indictment and arrest process went so smoothly, when the man the government is arresting is clearly an anti-American, anarchic terrorist who is dead-set on bringing the whole system down. Weird!


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GregTx
Professor Guide
1  seeder  GregTx    last year

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Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2  Tessylo  replied to  GregTx @1    last year

The former 'president' - the only one with a mug shot - and you think it's funny.

Didn't he say NEVER SURRENDER after he SURRENDERED to the police for the FOURTH TIME.

You must be so proud of your former 'president'.

Also, hint, satire is supposed to be funny.

 
 
 
JumpDrive
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2  JumpDrive    last year

Penalties for attempting a coup would put a serious damper on future investments so targeted. Another promising, nascent business unlikely to survive the weight of over-regulation.

You have to shut down the FBI, actually have the courage to get it right. - Ramaswamy, Republican debate 8/23/23

 
 

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