Got AnyThanksgiving Jokes?
I'll start off with a few Thanksgiving jokes......then I hope you will add some more jokes!
Q. Why do turkeys always go "gobble gobble?
A. Because they never learned good table manners.
Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. He suspected fowl play!
Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off!
Let's have some fun !!!
ROFLOL !! That was FUNNY!!
Funny...what's funnier is that it followed "Fish" ! (or did you plan that) ?
"Why shouldn't you take a turkey to church?"
"Because it uses fowl language"