Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading.
"I have long served the people of San Francisco in Congress by enriching myself with privileged information while my hometown descends into chaos," said Pelosi in a statement. "With your support, I hope to continue my important work for another two years. Good morning, Sunday morning."
The mayor of San Francisco celebrated the announcement on Friday. "Our city has long been a place of lawless greed and theft, and we're proud to see Mrs. Pelosi bring those values to Washington," said Mayor London Breed while brushing broken glass off the front seat of her car. "Give us two more years of Pelosi!"
Pelosi vowed that if elected she would redouble her commitment to becoming filthy rich via insider trading in Washington and maybe even pay off her yacht and her 3rd summer home.
At publishing time, Pelosi's husband Paul had also issued a statement, begging voters to please send his wife back to D.C. for a couple more years.
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She made hundreds of millions while working as a public servant.
progressive values in action.
So what? Lots of politicians made millions of dollars 'while working as a public servant'.
Your former 'president' was a public servant - how many millions of dollars did he make 'while working as a public servant'?
Time to learn facts. Trump was a public servant for only 4 years, and during those years, he donated his taxpayer-funded salary to charities.
Pelosi never donated her salary during her decades of "public service".
that is absolutely debunked bullshit and you need to prove that it isn't, now...
Or you could just rebut it with some proof....
I'll let you know when it's permissible demand anything of me.
Indeed.
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P.S. You don't appear to have a problem with republiCONS or CONServatives making millions of dollars 'while working as a public servant'
WTF for? She’s not going to be Speaker again. Additionally, her district was changed this year due to redistricting, so she no longer even represents the same people. Let someone else do it.
Why, she and her husband can squeeze another 1 or 2 billion out of it.
She has to pay for all of that botox, alcohol, and ice cream somehow.
FUCKING RETIRE.
Much like Mitch, Brandon, Fetterman, and Feinstein politicians don't retire until well after their desired expiration dates.
So long as they can be coached by their handlers on how to vote; and be hidden from the media; reelection won't be a problem.
I can only guess it’s ego, she clearly doesn’t need the salary and has two beautiful houses besides her DC condo.
Her DC condo on K St overlooks the Potomac and is in a wealthy, blue area fighting the city over plans to put a homeless shelter nearby. Talking the talk doesn’t mean walking the walk.