My Fellow Lipshitzes - This is Jonathan Lipschitz coming to you "LIVE from URANUS"
Hello, My Fellow Lipshitzes, you know who I am talkin' to, you damnable Right-Wing Numb-Nuts, too lazy to get a
job, 'cause you be wasting your life away playing that Devil's Game, "CORN HOLE", 24/7/365 when you should be out lookin' fer a job that doesn't exist.
I know you don't know this, but it was rich billionaires, Republican-Conservative-Conglomerate owners who pushed Republicans in Congress to ship your JOBS overseas to Communist CHINA, so the UBER RICH, Vulture Capitalists could make more damn MONEY.
Rich folks don't give a forklift about you, its workers, or this country. They are HOOKED on money, Honey!
Haughty, super-rich, greedy bastards can make a thousand times more PROFIT in China, where employees work 10 hours per day, six days a week for $1.00 per hour.
And, employers do not have to pay Social Security benefits, taxes, or retirement contributions. Communist China takes care of those trivial expenses.
It is way past time for MAGA LOONS to pull their head out of Trump's Uranus and smell the fresh air.
T-Rump Bone Head, nor the Republican Party are working for you. They have always worked for themselves. VOTE NO on "Dirty Diaper Donnie", he is "shatty"!
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We may be former "Cork Sackers" but we ain't Republicans.
This has been a Public Service Announcement from Jonathan Livingston Lipschitz, "Doctored". I take one, two, maybe 300 pills a day, if I ain't "doctored", who the HELL is?
This just in:
Governor Sununu just told MSNBC, or, some cable COMPANY with similar letters, that Republican CANDIDATES should "rally around one candidate" to DEFEAT THRUMP.
And, I agree! That candidate should be JOE BIDEN!
Why would Republicans want to exchange one career criminal for another?
Brandon the Human Fuck Up Machine and Democrats have run this country into a ditch. Why would Republicans want to reward them for that?
Republican POTUS like Trump is not in the same Universe as Biden.
Off, your Meds, again?
Nothing stinks more than a rotting political scumbag!
They should burn down the White House. After 4 years of Trump followed by 4 years of Brandon the stench will be unremovable.
The British did that in 1812! Copycat strategies are frowned upon in most historic societies as "cheap and sordid". But I always keep an open mind, so open that sometimes my brain falls out.
That is not a solution, it is a cop-out.
There is no quid pro quo when it comes to Re-Thug-I- Kans.
Dems are working for solutions. Re-Thugs are working to put MONEY in their pocket!
"Will the World End With a Bang or a Whimper" (from DJT)?
"I am going to bed" Brandon.
Do you need company? Is that an invite? I, too, am uptight!
At least he's not a murderer.
Vic: I wouldn't be too sure of the "...at least he is not a murderer" comment. There is blowback in NYC that his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide while in jail, awaiting trial, but, in fact, he was murdered.
The Orange Beast is rumored to have a hand in this solution since he was a frequent visitor to Epstein's NYC mansion.
Additionally, two woman filed suit alleging that when one was 12 and the other 13, the Sex predator RAPED them in Jeffery Epstein's NYC Mansion.
They claimed that TRUMP slapped them and threatened them that if they told anyone, they would disappear like their friend had.
Then, there is the issues of T-Rump's first wife who convienently died weeks before her NON DISCLOSRE agreement would EXPIRE!
Allowing her to write a book, make the rounds on TALK SHOWS, and tell her story.
Weirdly, she was buried on the GOLF CIURSE at Mar-a-Largo, making exhuming her body impossible.
Trump is also of killing a Hispanic, attractive housemaid that the ORANGE demon allegedly strangled in a fit if rage because she refused to have an abortion.
Her mother blamed TRUMP!
Stormy Daniels says she was threaten by one of TRUMP's bodyguard/thugs if she spoke about their sexual encounter.
There is nothing Trump will not do to save his orange ARSE from going to prison.
Of course, our SUPERIORS, Maga Loons, claim that none of this is true. T-Rump, Orange-Butt was appointed to the office POTUS by GOD.
If that is true, HE really screwed that up.
You don't have to execute Mitch McConnell. Joe Black has already met him.
They say Vince Foster shot himself.
Suicide was the investigator's conclusion.
However, to this day Confederate sympathizers claim that "Lincoln committed suicide, and Booth was the pasty."
It is difficult to know for sure, after all these years.
I see your claims are devoid of proof as usual.
Sigh, another day.
Isn't that what MAGA-LOONS response to... Bull Chips. Don't they live on it?
The evidence is in the pudding, when one eats it, Texan9/11.
The British did that in 1812! Copycat strategies are frowned upon in most historic societies as "cheap and sordid". But I always keep an open mind, so open that sometimes my brain falls out.
Trump is TOAST!
Speaking of TOAST...
Here is a toast to the inmates at Tennessee Colony Prison.
BREAKING: "Texas serial killer Billy Chemirmir who murdered dozens of elderly white women was just killed in prison by his cellmate."
Suspected serial killer Billy Chemirmir killed by cellmate in Texas prison | Fox News
Isn't that LOVE-ER-LY?
Perhaps, T-Rump Bone Head will be sentenced to Tennessee, where they will set him free.
"The Truth Will Set You Free!"
"Trump Will Clog You Up!"