Biden Departs For Israel To Preside Over Opening Ceremonies For World War III
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening ceremonies for World War III.
Whenever a world war starts, tradition has it that the participating nations gather for a solemn ceremony that includes the lighting of the World War Torch, the presentation of each nation's colors, and light cocktails and hors d'oeuvres afterward.
Biden has been given the sacred duty of lighting the torch, a task that has traditionally been assigned to the sitting U.S. president. And so, he got ready to head out to take part in this national American pastime.
"You know, it's a real honor to be a part of this," Biden told reporters gathered on the tarmac. "That nice, clean, articulate black fellow, what's his name - uh, Barry, yeah, he got to do this when he was President and I was the, uh, assistant to the President or whatever they call it. And I was always jealous of that. You know, as a little boy, I got to see ol' Woody Wilson light the torch for the Great War. It was a real cool thing to be a part of."
"My butt's been wiped," he added before stumbling up the stairs onto Air Force One.
At publishing time, the pilot had locked the cockpit door after Biden poked his head in and made an Airplane! reference for the fifth time.
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Wow-- he looks really good in a cowboy hat.
Maybe he should change his image before the next election. (For starters he could watch some Clint Eastwood movies-- learn how to do the "macho" thing!
Then he could change his position on gun control. (But beheading babies would be really sick)
It’s not his first rodeo.
Pretty sure it's his first one where he's matched with a real bull....
Everyone looks good in a cowboy hat...
That can't be right, I heard he went to the rodeo after he chain-whipped Corn Pop.
There's a lot of bull with most politicians...
You know this is shameful disgraceful shit, no author put a name on it!
I just took a quick look-- I found this:
· BabylonBee.com
Could probably go there and see who's behind it?
Nope, it is unattributed. Could be from anywhere or by anyone...
OMG!!...
No, just in such awful bad taste whoever wrote this garbage was so ashamed of it they refused to put their name on it...
I used to really care about this sort of thing. But there's been so much more sheer stupidity, so many scammers, so much hatred of the ;Net that I've become a bit hardened to it.
Why do we ALWAYS see such comments on satire articles?
And usually from the same people?
Perhaps some folks should avoid all satire articles as they seem to be upset something fierce by them.
For some, these articles are a trigger, for others, a micro aggression.