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Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig Election By Rigging It In Plain Sight

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  last year  •  15 comments

Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig Election By Rigging It In Plain Sight
AUGUSTA, ME — In a move designed to push back against criticism that they have a track record of rigging elections in secret, Democrats have now adopted a policy of rigging elections in broad daylight so everyone in the country can see it.

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AUGUSTA, ME — In a move designed to push back against criticism that they have a track record of rigging elections in secret, Democrats have now adopted a policy of rigging elections in broad daylight so everyone in the country can see it.

"We are being entirely transparent about our election interference," said Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows after announcing former President Donald Trump will not be allowed on the 2024 primary ballot. "Any wild allegations of covert efforts to rig elections are simply preposterous. As anyone can clearly see, the steps we are taking to interfere with and rig the outcome of our elections are being done in plain sight. This is a win for democracy."

Bellows's decision to rule Trump ineligible to be included on the state's ballot came on the heels of a hotly debated ruling by the Colorado Supreme Court that also attempted to keep Trump's name off the ballot in that state. Though serious questions have been raised regarding the legitimacy of elections, Democrats deny any secret plots. "We aren't hiding anything," Bellows said. "Everyone can see what the FBI and DOJ are doing. All these baseless indictments aren't being made in secret. Heck, I made a public announcement about taking him off the ballot. I don't know where these accusations of us covertly rigging the election are coming from."

At publishing time, top Democrat powerbrokers were reportedly also preparing to begin operations in every state to rule all Republican voters ineligible to vote in any elections in order to save democracy.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    last year

512

 
 
 
Sparty On
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2  Sparty On    last year

lol ….. excellent.    Thx for the laugh

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3  Vic Eldred    last year

Does anyone not think she is a left-wing activist?

 
 
 
Sparty On
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3.1  Sparty On  replied to  Vic Eldred @3    last year

She knows what’s best for you and yours Vic.    [Deleted]

[They just know ….]

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Sparty On @3.1    last year

That is why they want to impeach her up there.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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3.2  Vic Eldred  replied to  Vic Eldred @3    last year

For the record:

Ms. Bellows is a former ACLU official who served in the state Senate as a Democrat and ran for the U.S. Senate against Susan Collins. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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4  devangelical    last year

... another seed of robust debate.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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4.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  devangelical @4    last year

Like I told you, I will address what has gone on here in due time.

 
 
 
afrayedknot
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4.1.1  afrayedknot  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1    last year

“I will address what has gone on here in due time.”

Certainly before 11:00 AM somewhere. Satire and/or sarcasm aside.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1    last year

a meaningless threat. [Deleted]

 
 
 
GregTx
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4.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  devangelical @4    last year

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Tessylo
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4.4  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @4    last year

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Vic Eldred
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5  Vic Eldred    last year

T he Maine official who moved to disqualify former  President Donald Trump  from the state's 2024 Republican primary ballot on Thursday visited the White House this year to meet with President Biden and previously referred to the Electoral College as a "relic of white supremacy."

On two separate occasions this year — once in March and another time in June — Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows, a Democrat, was invited to the White House, according to  White House visitor logs .

Maine Democrat who barred Trump from ballot met with Biden twice, called Electoral College 'white supremacy' (msn.com)

 
 

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