Facing Low Approval, Biden Promises To Start Pretending To Care About The Border
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BROWNSVILLE, TX — With his approval hovering near record lows, President Biden made a trip to the Southern Border today and promised to begin pretending to care about it.
"Listen folks, here's the deal. I don't care about the border," said the President to a Border Patrol horse he mistook for an agent. "But as I stand here today, I vow to begin pretending to care. I will do this until my approval numbers go up a few points. As long as the border continues to stay wide open and let millions of people in, by golly, I will really feign concern."
Biden then began to tell a moving story about how his son once died while trying to cross the border.
"The nation is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon, knowing that Biden really looks like he almost cares," said CNN anchor Jake Tapper. "Just look at his furrowed brow and concerned-looking eyes. No one can simulate sympathy like President Biden. Wow, what a great guy."
At publishing time, Biden's realistic-looking concern was interrupted by him being trampled over by a crowd of 5,000 border-crossers from Somalia.
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Like almost all great satire, this one rings true.
This is not satire, just more right wing slander.
Then flag it because it is labeled satire.
I have not personally seen a satire article involving Democrats that didn't get the almost-obligatory "That's not satire" response.
I may have to switch to the computer to find and make some memes now.
What the hell, I only have 6 tickets and it's the end of the month...
That disturbance in the force you just felt was the sites moderators butt holes puckering...
Biden supporter:
That is NOT satire.....
I look forward to viewing your handiwork!
just remember if you make any that are satirical, you'll have to include an explanation.
satire that is not ....
One would like to believe that even Biden voters can see this faux concern about the border is an election-year scam, but sycophants and partisans can't always see clearly.
People willing to vote for Biden obviously don't give a shit about any crisis on the border---if they even acknowledge there is one.
I expect a lot of talk and little action between now and November, when it will turn back into "the borders are open, C'mon in."
Just waiting in anticipation for the geriatric generals of the left wing barking mad moon bat brigade to start commenting in earnest, til then , I'll make some popcorn.
Sorry, your wait ended about 25 minutes ago.
Nah, that was more like an exploratory moon shot. Like a pigeons test squirt on a newly washed car.
I have to give that one to you!
I updated it.