"Well, SUCK My Crayon. Donnie is getting his ARSE KICKED"
Fellow NEWSTAKERS.COMMIES, this is the "down in the dirt", Jonathan Livingston Lipschitz, coming to you, "LIVE" from INSIDE URANUS!
You know, that scratchy, itchy feeling you get, that ain't HEMORRHOIDS, that is our, "POTTY-CAST," coming to you "LIVE" from INSIDE:
U R A N U S!
Friends, High School Dropouts, and Fellow Dumb-Bell:
Do you know what's got my panties in a knot?
It's that smelly, "Dirty Diaper Donnie", aka, the Orange Babbling Buffoon, who wants to take another bite of the POISONOUS POTUS Apple, sell the cord to his tobacco-chewing, stupid arse, dumb-bell followers for extravagant fees, and pocket all the money, then skip to Russia.
Trump is a very good skipper.
Trimp's mission, fellow fiends, is to tear SHAT Down, and that includes, all of "Mur-ree-KKK-!
Trump, the known compulsive "LIAR, and Lard Arse, EXTRAORDINAIRE", claims he will then build it up because he is a great builder!
"The GREATEST BUILDER, since GOD. Maybe even greater than GOD!"
Well, my Beloved, Estranged Fellow Lipocytes, do you want all your hard earned SHAT torn down? Just to satiate, that "INSANE, Incomprehensive, leader of MAGALOONS?
I think KNOTS!
"Dirty Diaper Donnie", will, NO doubt go down in history as the "WORST POSTUS in the Anals of Mureekkka"!
I am talking, Anal. Real ANAL, not that lay on your back and kick your hairy legs in the air. No, sir-re-bob, Bobby. I am talking about the real thing.
Have you heard about Donnie's latest SCAM?
DJT is so poor, he is now selling his autographed diapers for $300 per. For an additional $300, Donnie will have them framed and placed behind bullet-proof glass for its, and your protection from HATERIOTS! And, of course, the SERIAL CON MAN, only charges another $300 for shipping and handling. !With taxes, stamp, wrapping paper, it come to a total of $1000.00
My cohort, me, myself & eye, say "FUGAZY T-Rump Bone Spur"! Folks, we must stop being stupid, to STOP STUPID.
I am convinced that the best way to do that is to:
STOP VOTING FOR STUPID PEOPLE!
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Nasty people VOTE for NASTY folks like "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE"!
Hateful people VOTE for HATEFUL Candidates.
Ugly, mean FOLKS VOTE for TRUMP.
TRUMP doesn't give a SHAT about his supporters, fallen soldiers, school children it governing.
Trump ONLY cares about himself.
FUZAGY T-Rump. He is a CHUMP, not a champ of anything.
Trump is all BULL SHAT, HATE, a COMPULSIVE LIAR and a Sexual Predator!
Walking Eagle isn't having a good month...Money, money or lack of it seems to be a problem for him.
To get MONEY, TRUMP is selling his sweat for $100 per ounce.
A VOTE for Trump is not a vote for "Dirty Diaper Donnie's" POLICIES.
He doesn't have any policies.
TRUMP just make SHAT up!
Haters Hate! That is why they LOVE that blowheard T-Rump.
Trump constantly spews HATE, and fear, and riles up his audience in the same manner as HITLER.
I have absolutely no idea what to post on this article that is relevant to it, so in order to participate I will merely quote lines from a song I used to listen to when I was a kid, even though it is entirely irrelevant:
Now if that is considered "off topic" on an article where the actual topic is incomprehensible, go ahead and delete it.
Absolutely, NOT!
Here at the BDI (Bird Dropping Institute) we thrive on the incomprehensible. It is CODE for "Trump Eats SHAT", which we cannot say publicly.
Ner' a better poem was pen!
My Pappy, "SNAPPY", told me just before he killed MAMA with a portrait of D-Rump, something I will NEVER forget, and darn it, don't you know I forgot it.
Do you know what he said?
POST here.................................!
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is on the WARPATH!
It seems that one of his recently fired WIPERS may have accidentally replaced the TP, in the Gold Plated Restroom, with "stainless steel pads". (OUCH)
No one is investigating it, now that Trump has learned to "LOVE IT". He's kinky that way.
As a T-Rump supporter, in what way are you KINKY?
Subscribe to "EAT THE PRESS - DO NOT READ IT, for just $400 per day, and we will teach you to read.
My Momma, God rest her soul, taught me for $300 per week.
In the foothills of KY, where my inlaws, former outlaws, were from, they call everything and everyone, QUEER, if they look "odd" to them.
So, don't be offended if they call you "QUEER", too. They don't mean anything special with the word, "too".