Married a PORN STAR, had sex with another PORN STAR, accused of RAPING 23 women, and MAGGOT LOONY-BINS want Donnie as their PRESIDENT?
Twenty-three women came forward, accusing Trump of raping and sexually assaulting them without their consent.
"Dirty Diaper Donnie", currently, squatting in a NYC courtroom, pooping his pants, farting, cursing under his breath, and falling to sleep is MAGA-LUNATICS choice for President of the United States of America.
WHY?
Have "Magots" forgotten that Donald J. Trump attempted to overturn an election, which he organized, inspired, and did nothing to stop the attack on the CAPITOL BUILDING on January 6, 2020?
During, what Republicans currently refer to as "Tourists" going off their rocker, failed to NOTICE that six people died, as a result of the organized attack on the Capitol building, and 130 Capitol Police Officers were injured.
Trump has on numerous times stated publically, that "STUPID PEOPLE LOVE ME", and it is becoming evidently TRUE!
Heads Up, Dummies, that is NOT a compliment!
Our "sauces", Ghouliani and his side kick, Steve (Never Bathes) Bunions, noted that "Dirty Diaper Donnie", threw a fit when reporters brought up the fact that 23 women went public stating that they were RAPED by him.
TRUMP screamed, "LIARS, LIARS. It not true. That a lie. Get you facts straight. It was NOT 23, it was 21!"
"MOVE for a mistrial!"
Do you, MAGA-LUNATICS, "Buy Bull Thumpers", still want this SCUMBAG in the White House?
America does not need a RAPIST in the Oval Office that can't control his bowels, bladder, rages, mouth and constant farting. It's not a Fraternity House.
Trump is the worst person in the HISTORY of the Universe that should be running for POTUS.
He should be getting rabie shots, daily!
Maybe the rabie shots he's getting is the reason for his support of Israel. You do need to correct your spelling though.
Why, correct my spelling.
I don't write. It is my Alter-Self, who is highly uneducated.
Besides, I got my rabie shots! I am feeling fine. My doctors, Drs. Ding-A-Ling & Dong Dong, recommend RABIE shot every Fall to keep the Rapies away.
Today, it seems to work. The problem is the $5000 fee that the Good Doctors charge.
Is that wrong?
How blankety-blank STUPID must an individual need to be to consciously want "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE" to get elected and poop his pants in the White House?
Where, my dear, queer friend, is the joy in that. Is this a joke? It make me CHOKE? Are you not, yet, WOKE?
WTF is up with that?
At least the brown poop spots on the White House floor don't clash with the red ketchup spots on the White House walls.
Yes, there is always a RAINBOW in a rainstorm. Or, perhaps, it is a flashback to my "Hippy-Dippy Days", in the seventies. (1870s)
I understand that people make mistakes, at time, when voting for a candidate to the "Highest Office in the Land", but, damnit, this is not a difficult choice.
A VOTE for TRUMP is a VOTE that Not Only is Trump NUTS, you are, too!
"Trump nuts"!!! Besides bibles, Trump could sell cans or packages of nuts - MAGAts would buy them, especially if they think they might be gonads. You've heard of gonad nuts? They're different from PEEnuts.
Excellent concept.
I shall bring it up at the next meeting of PATRIOTS SAVING AMERICA from Spineless, Race Baiting, Trump Golf Ball Lickers, who want to overthrow the USA, in order for T-Rump Bone Spur, aka, "Dirty Diaper Donnie", might be crowned KING OF AMERICA, Canada, and much of the Free World.
Trump desire this because he has been told that he looks like ELVIS.
I can't wait until he looks exactly like ELVIS!
as a darling of the religious right, trump is a humping and a thumping to make america great again...
Trump is in it for the FREE pussy...cat, given away by CRAZY PUSSY CAT Lovers, or, so I am told, by one of my many delusions.
Bless your heart, Pussy Kat!
One child rape at a time.
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Is there a possibility that in the event Trump gets elected in November someone might try using AI to resuscitate John Wilkes Booth or Lee Harvey Oswald?
That is a "GREAT SAVE AMERICA from Donald J. Trump" suggestion. I believe that A.I. is capable of doing it, and, perhaps is this very moment working of it.
I shall, through my connections, with Mickey, Mouse and Lucy, pass this suggestion to A.I. when he/she is no longer drunk.
Please, keep this info in the "Hush, Hush Stormy Daniels Box".
Don't you just love it when the TRUTH is Revealed, just not on "Truth Social"?
News Talkers.com, if you would LOVE to Win a Million dollars in only three months, send $100 (Cash Only, Suckers) to Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", and I will try like HELL to see that your dream comes true.
CASH ONLY, DAMNIT. (Checks are for Pussy Kats).
Would you accept an IOU?
Yes, I wallpaper my bathroom with them as I clean my weapons.
Based on the interest in details the left seems to show regarding his tryst with Stormy it would seem many consider him a hero.
Pervs one and all.
Sorry, there old Chum, but, it is the RIGHT-WING, CONFEDERATE FLAG WAVING Christian, Gun Slinging, [✘] that L O V E the RAPISTS.
Not, those who [✘] call LIBERALS. Liberals are literate, educate, compassionate people who support the concept of helping their fellow citizens.
Red-Necks are keen on shooting their fellow citizens who are not like them. The kind of folks that bathe irregularly, chew tobacco, sniff snuff with their their oversized nostrils, never use they undersized brain, and don't own a toothbrush.
They look like Marjorie Taylor Green, a talking Neanderthal and are prone to fighting with clubs.
[✘] Ignorance is NOT something to be proud of!
Some folks have no sense of humor, other have no sense. This is SATIRE, Honey! It is not a school essay.
Maybe because the usual posts about the article not being satire are not present.
I have no idea what that comment means, Texan1211!
If a reader cannot decipher from the title of this site that this is SATIRE, they will NEVER get anything.
"Eat The Press - Do Not Read It" is a blinking RED LIGHT for the enlightened. It is a STOP LIGHT for STUPID!
It is time we quit pussy footing with those who want to destroy our country because they have their "panties" in a knot and are too stupid to untie them.
Stop coddling those who are TRAITORS, and too damn stupid to know it. Many of them think that because they have a basement full of weapons, listen to FOX TV FAKE NEWS, and, falsely believe themselves to be CHRISTIANS.
We are in a "Battle With Stupid"!
American cannot allow the dumbest, meanest, least educated amongst us to gain control of our country, because they are "pissed off" that they are failures, and have no clue how to rise out of the swamp that they have been living in for generations.
it means quite a few folks fail to recognize satire.
Nice rant, but irrelevant to my post.
Then how do leftists/Democrats continuously defend and vote for Brandon?
He who took "inappropriate showers" with his teenage daughter.
But be proud of you domestic terrorists that are showing their true anti-Semitic beliefs harassing Jewish students at college campuses all over the US. Supporting the terrorist group Hamas. As Brandon tries to get their vote back by screwing over both the Palestinians and Israelis at the same time.
But at least Democrats can fall back on their two tier justice system- and weaponization of the DOJ, FBI, CIA, and IRS against their political opponents. Lowering our standing the world over; and making our judicial system the envy of third world dictators everywhere.
All leftists should be required to take a trip to our southern border- since Brandon and Kamala get lost (Texas is a really big state after all) when they try to find it. So they can get first hand knowledge of just how bad the flood of illegal immigrants really is. Of course that doesn't count the ones that Brandon is simply flying into the country from abroad.
The trip might by a little difficult with the price of gas, food, and lodging- but it will be a great chance for millennials to get out of their parent's basements.
I wonder if it's the number of rapes that bother them? i wonder what they find as an acceptable amount? obviously mor than 10.
It always amazes me, how MAGA-LOONS, can twist the most egregious crimes "Dirty Diaper Donnie" commits into an act that Jesus encouraged him to perform.
Incompetent IDIOTS in Congress:
Staring with the infamous,former POTUS,current POS, Trump!
Marjorie Taylor Green, part Neanderthal ("Three Toes") part serial adulterer who believes that "Jews are using LASERS to start forest fires in California?
Lauren Boebert, (former CALL GIRL) is not the brightest bulb in the GOP, but, not the dumbest either. That title goes to GYM (Jockstrap) JORDAN! Jimmy is a lawyer, who after 15 years has not been able to pass the bar exam, or any bar.
That honor, some none Republicans, goes to the "Flip-Flopping Never Married", Miss Linseed Oil Graham-Cracker. Linseed threatens to sue anyone that say he is "GAY". I wonder why?
Is there anyone in the GOP with an I.Q. above 50?
Trump, on the other hand, graduated from college, but, not in the TOP of his class, as he has stated since then, was accused by 23 women of raping or sexually assaulting them.
Trump denies it. Said its, "LIES, LIES" spread by the Lefties in Congress, who despise him. "LIARS, LIARS, PANTS ON FIRE...It was 21".
TRUMP is not stupid. He is NUTS! (And, according to Stormy Daniels, they aren't very big.)
The list of dummy in the the Republican Party is a very long one. I must rest my case for now.
If you SUPPORT the Republican Party, you support CHAOS, CORRUPTION, VIOLENCE, LYING, CUTTING TAXES FOR BILLIONAIRES, CUTTING SOCIAL SECURITY, HEALTH CARE, EPA, A WOMEN'S RIGHT TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR HER OWN BODY, and promoting PUTIN as a great world leader.
WTF is wrong with Republican Voters? Are they that stupid, that dump, or just indoctrinated by FOX TV FAKE NEWS.
"Enquiring Minds Want To KNOW! The Other Kind Don't Give a RAT'S PATOOTIE about anything!"
- Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, Publisher & Flounder of EAT THE PRESS-DO NOT READ IT! The content is worthless, the value is in the pulp when one eat it.
So, Eat it Michael, Don't Beat It. That is so passe!
(Any objections? See my Lawyer Benjamin Net-In-Knot-Ho!)
Spend money, Honey (CASH ONLY) that we might continue to ed-u-ma-cate folks.
It's in the "BUY BULL", on sale now, by Jesus's hand-picked, maiden-in-waiting, "Dirty Diaper Donnie", Chapter "Trump 23", Verse: "I am going to Prison", if you don't send me money, Honey to bail me out!
May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose!
How stupid, how trashy, how depraved must one be to VOTE for an accused RAPIST?