╌>

Donald Trump needs YOUR HELP to get vengeance on the evil RULE OF LAW

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  hallux  •  2 months ago  •  3 comments

By:   Alexandra Petri - WaPo

Donald Trump needs YOUR HELP to get vengeance on the evil RULE OF LAW

S E E D E D   C O N T E N T



Subject: Donald Trump, Political Prisoner



Dear Fellow American,



THE RULE OF LAW IS OUT OF CONTROL AND MUST BE STOPPED!



Have you heard the news? A so-called JURY OF HIS PEERS (absurd! the man is peerless!) dared to pass judgment on Donald J. Trump as though he were an ORDINARY CITIZEN, SUBJECT TO LAWS, and not the GOD-KING OF AMERICA THAT HE WAS AND SHALL BE!



The corrupt, wicked courthouse even had “EQUAL AND EXACT JUSTICE TO ALL MEN OF WHATEVER STATE OR PERSUASION” carved on the outside! AS THOUGH IT APPLIED TO DONALD J. TRUMP!


IF THIS IS THE WAY WE ARE GOING TO TREAT DONALD TRUMP, WE DON’T DESERVE TO BE A DEMOCRACY! PLEASE DONATE NOW SO THIS CAN STOP!


Juries, acting as if they had the right to pass judgment! Judges, judging! Laws, binding!


WE CAN’T HAVE THAT! WE CAN’T — AND WITH YOUR HELP, WE WON’T!



Donald Trump has wisely opted to ignore the verdict and call for another trial in the court of public opinion (a real place where we will get much better justice).



If he can be duly convicted by a jury of his peers on 34 counts of tampering with business records, then none of us is safe, assuming we also tampered with 34 business records to influence an election! This means the system is hopelessly broken! Donald Trump is not just anybody! He’s supposed to be one of those the system protects but does not bind! But the system is saying that if he was suspected of breaking the law, he needed to be put on trial, and because he was found guilty, he should face consequences — AS THOUGH THEY DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS AND THE LAW DOESN’T CARE?


WE CAN’T STAND BACK AND LET THIS HAPPEN!

Some say Democrats did this to Donald Trump, but that misses the point. As long as we exist in a system where laws are binding and anyone can face trial for breaking them, Donald Trump is not safe! That’s why we have to END THE TYRANNY OF THE RULE OF LAW NOW! As long as we have the rule of law and the right to vote means something, it is possible that Democrats, or even Traitor Republicans, can stand in the way of Donald Trump! We must fight like hell to end these conditions.



LAW-HAVING IS OUT OF CONTROL. YOU CAN’T FALSIFY BUSINESS RECORDS NOW? YOU CAN’T INTERFERE WITH AN ELECTION NOW? WHAT’S NEXT, NO COUPS?


Why is it that when Joe Biden walks into the White House and says, “I am President now,” it is fine, but when Donald Trump does that, it’s a coup? Sounds like a double standard to me. Sounds like maybe Joe isn’t below the law after all!


(Some law is fine, like whatever we can use to put HUNTER BIDEN IN A GULAG! And anybody who can get pregnant! Maximum law for them! But no laws for Donald Trump or his family members or that nice man with the pillows.)



If being a country of laws means that Donald Trump can be charged, tried and convicted in a court of law, then maybe being a country of laws is the enemy! And you know what Donald Trump wants to do to his enemies!


PLEASE SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP! ANY LITTLE BIT HELPS TOWARD OUR GOAL OF FREEING THIS NATION FROM THE IRON THUMB OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM! OUR ONE NATION SHOULD BE UNDER GOD (TRUMP’S BIGGEST FAN) AND THAT’S IT! DONALD TRUMP WAS NOT ELECTED PRESIDENT (TWICE, IF HE IS READING THIS) TO BE UNDER THE “LAW” LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.



We just thought that if you were president even once, it meant you got to do crimes, and if that’s not true, we’re going to respond by making this place unlivable and issuing WEIRD THREATS!



LAW AND JUSTICE IN AMERICA HAVE HAD THEIR DAY LONG ENOUGH. SEND MONEY TODAY, AND WE CAN MAKE SURE THAT THIS RIGGED SYSTEM THAT INSISTS ON TREATING ALL DEFENDANTS ALIKE WILL END RIGHT NOW!



If you support Donald Trump, we absolutely can destroy that system. Look what we’ve already done to the Supreme Court and people’s faith in institutions!



PLEASE GIVE NOW! NEVER SURRENDER!






Red Box Rules

Rules? Satire has few if any.


 

Tags

jrDiscussion - desc
[]
 
Hallux
PhD Principal
1  seeder  Hallux    2 months ago

A minimum of 50 historians will make enough money to send their kids to some bastion of balderdash.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  Hallux @1    2 months ago

trump leads a cult of gullible suckers...

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
Professor Guide
2  Robert in Ohio    2 months ago

I love Satire and enjoy your approach to satirical news.

But this is likely the exact topic of conversation amongst at least a segment of the Trump think tank 

 
 

Who is online