Donald Trump needs YOUR HELP to get vengeance on the evil RULE OF LAW
Subject: Donald Trump, Political Prisoner
Dear Fellow American,
THE RULE OF LAW IS OUT OF CONTROL AND MUST BE STOPPED!
Have you heard the news? A so-called JURY OF HIS PEERS (absurd! the man is peerless!) dared to pass judgment on Donald J. Trump as though he were an ORDINARY CITIZEN, SUBJECT TO LAWS, and not the GOD-KING OF AMERICA THAT HE WAS AND SHALL BE!
IF THIS IS THE WAY WE ARE GOING TO TREAT DONALD TRUMP, WE DON’T DESERVE TO BE A DEMOCRACY! PLEASE DONATE NOW SO THIS CAN STOP!
Donald Trump has wisely opted to ignore the verdict and call for another trial in the court of public opinion (a real place where we will get much better justice).
If he can be duly convicted by a jury of his peers on 34 counts of tampering with business records, then none of us is safe, assuming we also tampered with 34 business records to influence an election! This means the system is hopelessly broken! Donald Trump is not just anybody! He’s supposed to be one of those the system protects but does not bind! But the system is saying that if he was suspected of breaking the law, he needed to be put on trial, and because he was found guilty, he should face consequences — AS THOUGH THEY DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS AND THE LAW DOESN’T CARE?
LAW-HAVING IS OUT OF CONTROL. YOU CAN’T FALSIFY BUSINESS RECORDS NOW? YOU CAN’T INTERFERE WITH AN ELECTION NOW? WHAT’S NEXT, NO COUPS?
(Some law is fine, like whatever we can use to put HUNTER BIDEN IN A GULAG! And anybody who can get pregnant! Maximum law for them! But no laws for Donald Trump or his family members or that nice man with the pillows.)
If being a country of laws means that Donald Trump can be charged, tried and convicted in a court of law, then maybe being a country of laws is the enemy! And you know what Donald Trump wants to do to his enemies!
PLEASE SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP! ANY LITTLE BIT HELPS TOWARD OUR GOAL OF FREEING THIS NATION FROM THE IRON THUMB OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM! OUR ONE NATION SHOULD BE UNDER GOD (TRUMP’S BIGGEST FAN) AND THAT’S IT! DONALD TRUMP WAS NOT ELECTED PRESIDENT (TWICE, IF HE IS READING THIS) TO BE UNDER THE “LAW” LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
We just thought that if you were president even once, it meant you got to do crimes, and if that’s not true, we’re going to respond by making this place unlivable and issuing WEIRD THREATS!
LAW AND JUSTICE IN AMERICA HAVE HAD THEIR DAY LONG ENOUGH. SEND MONEY TODAY, AND WE CAN MAKE SURE THAT THIS RIGGED SYSTEM THAT INSISTS ON TREATING ALL DEFENDANTS ALIKE WILL END RIGHT NOW!
If you support Donald Trump, we absolutely can destroy that system. Look what we’ve already done to the Supreme Court and people’s faith in institutions!
PLEASE GIVE NOW! NEVER SURRENDER!
Rules? Satire has few if any.
A minimum of 50 historians will make enough money to send their kids to some bastion of balderdash.
trump leads a cult of gullible suckers...
I love Satire and enjoy your approach to satirical news.
But this is likely the exact topic of conversation amongst at least a segment of the Trump think tank