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Denmark Declares War on Multiculturalism

  

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Via:  krishna  •  4 months ago  •  21 comments

By:   VisualPolitikEN

Denmark Declares War on Multiculturalism
Two of the four Nordic Countries are no longer in the hands of Social Democrats

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Denmark Declares War on Multiculturalism 


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Krishna
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1  seeder  Krishna    4 months ago

Whenever I find a YouTube video I like, I read the comments. Often they are extremely humorous, and often they have interesting discussions and/or  provide some extremely useful information.

 
 
 
George
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1.1  George  replied to  Krishna @1    4 months ago
I read the comments.

Have you ever read the reviews for the Haribo sugar free gummy bears on Amazon?

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  George @1.1    4 months ago
Haribo sugar free gummy bears on Amazon?

Here's one:

Top reviews from the United States

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Briana Morsey
Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2024
Arrived quick. Very fresh.
One person found this helpful
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 Another one:
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KC
Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2023
Amazing quality and taste, and very fresh harbio gummy bears. Best value for money as well
One person found this helpful
 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @1.1.1    4 months ago
Top reviews from the United States

I googled it on Amazon-- I hadn't realized how many types/brands of Gummy Bears there are!!!

Looked at a few, but none were humous. jrSmiley_5_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
George
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1.1.3  George  replied to  Krishna @1.1.2    4 months ago

Customer Review

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Luke
Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2015
It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade.
After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep.
My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck.
And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free.
"What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards.
As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor anus.
I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam.
"I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?"
The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs.
After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened.
It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon.
By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse.
By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach.
I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads.
At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief.
I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat.
It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life.
After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears.
I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface.
 
 
 
George
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1.1.4  George  replied to  George @1.1.3    4 months ago

Just a few of the reviews

From a review titled: "Be sure to buy Oxyclean too!"

"Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans."

From a review titled: "Yup - Believe the hype!"

"I saw the product reviews and told some coworkers, so we bought a bag (because who doesn't want to spend the workday on the toilet AND get paid, right??). Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Best moment of the day was when one of them (who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point) texted one of the others. 'If you think it's a fart....it's NOT.' hahhaaaaaa"

"Fully weaponized Gummy Bears"

"The cramping started about an hour later, and soon enough I was as bloated as a balloon in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. When the rumbling started I sprinted down the hallway and made it to the bathroom just in time for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to stampede from my backside, laying waste to my home's septic system AND my will to live. After three hours of a pelvis-shaking Gummy Bear assault, I was spongy and weak, surprised that I had any bones left. I cursed Haribo with the little strength I could muster."
 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.5  seeder  Krishna  replied to  George @1.1.3    4 months ago
Luke
1.0 out of 5 stars   See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears
Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2015
Flavor Name: Goldbears Size: 5 Pound Bag

Thanks for these-- amazing! jrSmiley_4_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.6  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @1.1.5    4 months ago
Luke
1.0 out of 5 stars   See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears
Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2015
Flavor Name: Goldbears Size: 5 Pound Bag
Thanks for these-- amazing!

Normally I would've checked out a few reviews before posting any, but am very busy with an off-line project today so didn't want to spend significant time looking.

I had an idea-- posting a NT Quiz: A contest to see who could seed the funniest comments to online articles. (From Amazon, Youtube, etc). 

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.7  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @1.1.6    4 months ago
I had an idea-- posting a NT Quiz: A contest to see who could seed the funniest comments to online articles. (From Amazon, Youtube, etc). 

So many comments on Internet forums are so incredibly stupid!!! And of course over the last few years there's been an epidemic of really nasty comments.

But occasionally in the middle of all the garbage there are a few that are incredibly humorous--- and even some that are quite brilliant!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1.8  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1.1.1    4 months ago

I, for one, didn't find their comments useful, but that could be because I don't use Amazon at all.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.9  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.8    4 months ago

So which are the best gummy bears in China?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1.10  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1.1.2    4 months ago

Although I've not eaten gummy bears for many decades, if I did now they would pull my dentures out.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1.11  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  George @1.1.3    4 months ago

So, was that essay helpful or not?  Maybe it was actually written by AI.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1.12  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  George @1.1.4    4 months ago

Never used Oxyclean.  Don't intend to, but thanks for the info anyway.  LOL

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1.13  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1.1.5    4 months ago

Wow!!!  Maybe tha one shouldn't have gotten even ONE star.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1.14  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1.1.6    4 months ago

My experience with quizzes is that you would be really lucky to get as many as 10 replies.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1.15  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Krishna @1.1.7    4 months ago

It's hard to be an optimist about those things.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1.16  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.9    4 months ago
So which are the best gummy bears in China?

I have no idea.  I haven't eaten them for decades anyway, and I don't even know if they sell them here, allthough they probably do, since they sell most kinds of candy.  Anyway, I explained above why I can't eat them anyway. 

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.17  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1.1.14    3 months ago
My experience with quizzes is that you would be really lucky to get as many as 10 replies.

Maybe try political quizzes?

You will get tons of replies!

(Uninformed replies -- even stupid ones-- but you'll get a lot of 'em!)

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.18  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.9    3 months ago
So which are the best gummy bears in China?

Perhaps the best bears aren't gummy at al???

Eek! Giant pandas arrive safely at San Diego Zoo from China

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1.19  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @1.1.18    3 months ago
Eek!

Why Eek!

What;s so "Eeekish" about Giant Pandas?

Pearls before swine? 

Or is it perhaps merely Caviar to the General?

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