Republicans Concerned It's Going To Be Harder Than Usual To Blow This Election
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MILWAUKEE, WI — Riding a wave of increased popularity with November swiftly approaching, prominent members of the Republican party expressed concern that it's going to be harder than usual to blow this election.
Despite positive buzz among the crowds at the Republican National Convention that momentum continues to build behind the party, GOP insiders lamented the significant challenges the party would now face to totally botch this year's election.
"The American people are going to make it tough for us this year," said RNC Chairman Michael Whatley. "We've maintained a long tradition of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory right at the last moment, but the voters turning to us in droves is going to pose a real challenge to keep the streak going. I want our supporters to know that we will continue working as hard as we can to blow this election one way or another."
Other notable Republicans were not as optimistic about the party's chances of completely bungling everything by election day. "It's not looking good," said Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who has worked feverishly to anger and alienate loyal voters. "No matter how hard we try to mess things up, support keeps building behind us. We thought we had something going with changing our platform to upset a lot of voters, but Trump surviving an assassination attempt really dealt our chances of ruining the election a huge blow. We'll totally keep trying, though. We're Republicans. It's what we do."
At publishing time, RNC leaders discussed holding a human sacrifice to the ancient Canaanite idol Baal in a last-ditch attempt to drive away their voters.
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it's time for the trump campaign to call in the experts. that's how melania, kim, lara, and ivanka all got to where they are now...
Kamala knows all about it.
Which is why she i poised to become the Democrat nominee.
She is but a few cackles away.
the white supremacist party members would never allow that. speaking of which, I read that tinder and grinder usage was spiking off the charts in milwaukee this week...
So you don't think when Biden bows out she'll be the Democratic nominee?...
I think a kamala/michelle or harris/anybody ticket would terminate the maga party into extinction...
Is it karma that a black man may be the only person that can save the party of the klan from a senile old white racist?
Harris made a very good speech today. She is going to figuratively put a dartboard on his back.
Then why do you think the Democrat party would never allow those tickets?
You mean Harris READ a very good speech today. They don't write their own you know.
I don't give a fuck who's on the democrat ticket. I'm voting against a fascist autocrat and his dirt stupid supporters.
I can only listen to her speak for about three minutes then that nasally voice makes my skin crawl. If she runs and win, I won't be watching the SotU address for a few years. Maybe use closed captioning is the trick.
No doubt. Vote blue no matter who, right?
Against Trump ? Of course.
What's with the violent imagery?
Have you ever voted for a Republican?
more like better dead than red, since you're political ideologies seem to be stuck back in the early 60's...
So you are voting against your own principles.
Do you say the same thing about the former 'president's' 'speeches'?
Nope
What are my political ideologies, in your opinion?
Forget about the election, they are more concerned with blowing trump.
Not you too JR? Please tell me your not going to start spouting mushroom this and mushroom that like you have an oral fixation or something...
well you did leave the door wide open, or rather babylon bee did
What door would that be?
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Blow This Election
Bevis and butthead laff.....
He said blow....
Hehehehehe
It's good to see that the DNC are now playing to Kamala's strengths, without donors I'm not sure if they can by enough ChapStick to put her over the top.
I see,...
Yep!
Yes, I'm juvenile but I'm proud of it
i dont think i am transitioning to full retirement as well as i should be ......too much time on my hands , and im unsupervised and old enough to buy my own beer .
Im like an 8 year old on summer vacation with a gal of red kool-aide i made myself .....
Don't worry - Hillary said they can't lose.
Have no fear, Trump'll show up tonight with a pliers and start ripping teeth out of those victoryjaws.
They were loosened by Vance already, sooo... (Hahaha)
Hey, they're tough. They'll get it done.