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Republicans Concerned It's Going To Be Harder Than Usual To Blow This Election

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 months ago  •  38 comments

Republicans Concerned It's Going To Be Harder Than Usual To Blow This Election
MILWAUKEE, WI — Riding a wave of increased popularity with November swiftly approaching, prominent members of the Republican party expressed concern that it's going to be harder than usual to blow this election.

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MILWAUKEE, WI — Riding a wave of increased popularity with November swiftly approaching, prominent members of the Republican party expressed concern that it's going to be harder than usual to blow this election.

Despite positive buzz among the crowds at the Republican National Convention that momentum continues to build behind the party, GOP insiders lamented the significant challenges the party would now face to totally botch this year's election.

"The American people are going to make it tough for us this year," said RNC Chairman Michael Whatley. "We've maintained a long tradition of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory right at the last moment, but the voters turning to us in droves is going to pose a real challenge to keep the streak going. I want our supporters to know that we will continue working as hard as we can to blow this election one way or another."

Other notable Republicans were not as optimistic about the party's chances of completely bungling everything by election day. "It's not looking good," said Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who has worked feverishly to anger and alienate loyal voters. "No matter how hard we try to mess things up, support keeps building behind us. We thought we had something going with changing our platform to upset a lot of voters, but Trump surviving an assassination attempt really dealt our chances of ruining the election a huge blow. We'll totally keep trying, though. We're Republicans. It's what we do."

At publishing time, RNC leaders discussed holding a human sacrifice to the ancient Canaanite idol Baal in a last-ditch attempt to drive away their voters.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 months ago

512

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  GregTx @1    3 months ago

it's time for the trump campaign to call in the experts. that's how melania, kim, lara, and ivanka all got to where they are now...

 
 
 
Ronin2
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1.1.1  Ronin2  replied to  devangelical @1.1    3 months ago

Kamala knows all about it.

Which is why she i poised to become the Democrat nominee.

She is but a few cackles away.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.2  devangelical  replied to  Ronin2 @1.1.1    3 months ago

the white supremacist party members would never allow that. speaking of which, I read that tinder and grinder usage was spiking off the charts in milwaukee this week...

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.3  seeder  GregTx  replied to  devangelical @1.1.2    3 months ago
the white supremacist party members would never allow that

So you don't think when Biden bows out she'll be the Democratic nominee?...

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.4  devangelical  replied to  GregTx @1.1.3    3 months ago

I think a kamala/michelle or harris/anybody ticket would terminate the maga party into extinction...

 
 
 
George
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1.1.5  George  replied to  GregTx @1.1.3    3 months ago

Is it karma that a black man may be the only person that can save the party of the klan from a senile old white racist?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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1.1.6  JohnRussell  replied to  devangelical @1.1.4    3 months ago

Harris made a very good speech today.  She is going to figuratively put a dartboard on his back. 

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.7  seeder  GregTx  replied to  devangelical @1.1.4    3 months ago

Then why do you think the Democrat party would never allow those tickets?

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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1.1.8  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.6    3 months ago

You mean Harris READ a very good speech today. They don't write their own you know.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.9  devangelical  replied to  GregTx @1.1.7    3 months ago

I don't give a fuck who's on the democrat ticket. I'm voting against a fascist autocrat and his dirt stupid supporters.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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1.1.10  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.6    3 months ago

I can only listen to her speak for about three minutes then that nasally voice makes my skin crawl. If she runs and win, I won't be watching the SotU address for a few years. Maybe use closed captioning is the trick.

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.11  seeder  GregTx  replied to  devangelical @1.1.9    3 months ago

No doubt. Vote blue no matter who, right?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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1.1.12  JohnRussell  replied to  GregTx @1.1.11    3 months ago

Against Trump ? Of course. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.1.13  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.6    3 months ago
She is going to figuratively put a dartboard on his back. 

What's with the violent imagery?

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.14  seeder  GregTx  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1.12    3 months ago

Have you ever voted for a Republican? 

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.15  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @1.1.2    3 months ago

jrSmiley_91_smiley_image.gif Mike Johnson must be busy 

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.16  devangelical  replied to  GregTx @1.1.11    3 months ago

more like better dead than red, since you're political ideologies seem to be stuck back in the early 60's...

 
 
 
bugsy
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1.1.17  bugsy  replied to  devangelical @1.1.9    3 months ago

So you are voting against your own principles.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.18  Tessylo  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.8    3 months ago

Do you say the same thing about the former 'president's' 'speeches'?

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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1.1.19  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.18    3 months ago

Nope

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.20  seeder  GregTx  replied to  devangelical @1.1.16    3 months ago

What are my political ideologies, in your opinion? 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2  JohnRussell    3 months ago

Forget about the election, they are more concerned with blowing trump. 

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  JohnRussell @2    3 months ago

Not you too JR? Please tell me your not going to start spouting mushroom this and mushroom that like you have an oral fixation or something...

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  GregTx @2.1    3 months ago

well you did leave the door wide open, or rather babylon bee did

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1.2  seeder  GregTx  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.1    3 months ago

What door would that be?

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.3  devangelical  replied to  JohnRussell @2.1.1    3 months ago

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Trout Giggles
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2.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  GregTx @2.1.2    3 months ago

Blow This Election

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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2.1.5  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.4    3 months ago

Bevis and butthead laff.....

He said blow....

Hehehehehe 

 
 
 
George
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2.1.6  George  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.4    3 months ago
Blow This Election

It's good to see that the DNC are now playing to Kamala's strengths, without donors I'm not sure if they can by enough ChapStick to put her over the top.

 
 
 
GregTx
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2.1.7  seeder  GregTx  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.4    3 months ago

I see,...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @2.1.5    3 months ago

Yep!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  GregTx @2.1.7    3 months ago

Yes, I'm juvenile but I'm proud of it

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
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2.1.10  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.9    3 months ago

i dont think i am transitioning to full retirement  as well as i should be ......too much time on my hands , and im unsupervised and old enough to buy my own beer .

 Im like an 8 year old on summer vacation with a gal of red kool-aide i made myself .....

 
 
 
evilone
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3  evilone    3 months ago

Don't worry - Hillary said they can't lose.

 
 
 
squiggy
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4  squiggy    3 months ago

Have no fear, Trump'll show up tonight with a pliers and start ripping teeth out of those victoryjaws.

 
 
 
evilone
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4.1  evilone  replied to  squiggy @4    3 months ago

They were loosened by Vance already, sooo... (Hahaha)

 
 
 
squiggy
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4.1.1  squiggy  replied to  evilone @4.1    3 months ago

Hey, they're tough. They'll get it done.

 
 

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