Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala
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U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kamala Harris.
Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last night. "I know I'm internationally renowned for regretting every major decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just know it," said Swift. "She's the one!"
A longtime Democrat, Swift's songwriting is known for chronicling how each man she thought would be the one turned out to be a total scumbag, but she was too blind to see it. More recently, her writing has evolved to explaining how she's mentally unstable and makes terrible, destructive decisions about other things in her life outside of romantic relationships.
"Who better than Taylor Swift to decide if a person will work out or not?" said Swift fanatic David Muir. "If you stacked all of her ex-boyfriends on top of each other, you could reach Neptune, okay? That's what we call 'experience'. She's got so much experience making wrong decisions, who better to decide what's right?"
At publishing time, Swift had reportedly begun penning a breakup song after learning that Kamala is really more of a Britney fan.
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What the hell are those? Hush Puppies?
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This is satire, right? It’s hard to think of a person who has made more horrifically bad choices than Trump.
It's hard to tell with these 'articles' Sounds like a lot of sour grapes to me.
It shouldn’t be. Most of us include the source name in the seed and tags related to content.
Thank you. I note the source was not listed for the 'article' nor any of the things you cited.
Indeed!
But yes, I would have to say it is satire. Though, like usual, not at all funny.
This is from the Babylon Bee, not the Onion. The Onion has good satire. The Babylon Bee is an Onion wannabe
You said this from The Onion
It's not. Are you going to correct your mistake?
I see the problem here. Babylon Bee is the conservative version of the liberal Onion. Therefore it just CANNOT be satirical OR funny in some circles. Makes light of the liberal side of things.
Nah, I just got knit one purl one down pat and to celebrate an offing of heads is called for.
I mean, my goodness, the GOP threw some really decent republicans out of the political party. . . took their seats from them and caused some other republicans to willingly retire from congress (or forget the 'notion' of running for the house and senate-state or federal). . . just to promote, entertain, declare fealty, become enthralled, and beholden to a man legally charged with inserting his fingers into an unwilling 'v-jay-jay,' bamboozling his home state out of monies owed to it, and oh my the lies that make 'lie-storms,' and MORE.
Donald is the 'neverending story' that won't stop giving even though the nation is gagging from being 'fed' by him!
And GOP/trumpists want 'that' thing for its presentation to the world. There very own personal 'strongman'! (a draft-dodger too!) They REALLY, REALLY, want that above even Mitch McConnell or any other GOPers. You can't dream this bad up. You just can't. It's impossible to dream this 'scenario' up!
I think it's more like wishful thinking and lashing out in frustration as are the comments claiming only "fools" look for "a celebrity to tell them who to vote for". Just sour grapes since the only celebrity musician Trump could get the endorsement of was "Kid" looking like an aged meth addict "Rock".
which is probably what kid dick is - an aging meth addict or crack head
I dont think Swift will tip the election, but I could be wrong. One things seems obvious tho, there are a lot of MAGA who think she is an existential threat to their god.
Taylor Swift's voter registration link saw over 337,000 visitors
Who is afraid of little old Taylor Swift ? After Tuesday night, Republicans should be.
After the presidential debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump on Sept. 10, Swift took to Instagram to publicly endorse Harris. But she didn't stop there. The popstar also added a custom voter registration link to her Instagram story. As of 2 p.m. ET Wednesday, 337,826 people visited that link , the General Services Administration told NBC News .
The saying goes 'every little bit helps around the margins.'
The fact that you felt the need to make 37 comments on this seed speaks to that.
maga!
I counted your comments on this article about ten minutes ago, and it was 37 then. Now its into the 40's.
If no one cares what Taylor Swift thinks why have you commented on it 40 times?
Your comments speak for themselves.
Taylor, gets my last word :
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Wow, who knew that asking one to clarify their own nonsensical posts is “boring?”
It's satire all right....bad satire
Awww
Well, it's not wrong.
How Ironic! People who voted for Trump, voted for a celebrity in 2016, now they are dissing a world-wide celebrity for voicing her presidential choice.
Talk about bad choices, a 3 times divorced man who cheated on all his wives, and has had several business ventures collapse, yet Trump voters ignore all that and whine about a very successful woman who hasn't made the bad choice of marrying then divorcing 3 times.
Trumpists cheapen everybody and everything that runs counter to their partisan propaganda and selective thinking.
And Democrats don't?
You can't be serious..............
She made the right choice since it made her a billionaire with millions of fans.
Maybe that's why she is so unconcerned about the price of bacon.
Just following in Melania's outburst on gas and food.
Like Melania knows what a pound of bacon costs or a gallon of gas.
Awww