'共产主义是最好的! 好好好!' Says Tim Walz In Eloquent Rebuttal Of Alleged Ties To China
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SAINT PAUL, MN — Facing new allegations of inappropriate ties to the Chinese Communist Party in the middle of the home stretch of the presidential election, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered a swift and stern rebuttal in perfect Mandarin Chinese.
Members of Congress have sounded the alarm over Walz's history with China, launching an investigation to determine if any laws were broken. Walz has maintained a staunch position that he is guilty of no wrongdoing.
"共产主义是最好的! 好好好!" a defiant Walz told reporters on the campaign trail when asked to comment on his alleged ties to China. "And I mean that. There is absolutely no truth to any of these scurrilous accusations. These Republicans will apparently stop at nothing to try to connect me to the great and powerful Chinese Communist Party, which is led by the honorable and wise President Xi Jinping."
Walz said that any and all dealings he has had with China over the years were entirely legal. "It's a bunch of ridiculous lies," he said. "Just because I've taken multiple trips to China, stayed at the presidential mansion, and went on a couple of spa dates with Xi, everyone thinks I'm some type of undercover Chinese asset. Well, to that, all I have to say is, '伟大的中国共产党万岁, 统治世界!'"
At publishing time, the Minnesota governor headed off to prepare for his upcoming vice presidential debate with J.D. Vance and denied rumors that he answered to the nickname "The Great Walz of China" in the corridors of the Minnesota State Capitol.
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Absolutely. The Republican Robespierres will lie through their teeth to try to pin Communism or connections with Xi on Walz in order to discredit him. Walz spent less time in China and was less connected than I have been and still am, and I'm not and have never been a Communist. Neither is my wife and her whole extended family who are all lifelong citizens here. Neither are any of my friends here, nor were my fellow teachers. Although Joe McCarthy and Roy Cohn ruined many American lives, there are members of NT who are trying to BE them.
They definitely seem to be sidelining him. Makes sense. Between the compulsive lying, his China issues and odd mannerisms, he's not helping Harris, at all.
Last poll I saw had Minnesota closer than it was before he was nominated.
The party of projection, deflection, denial and delusion.
你们都是傻瓜，投票给哈里斯LOL Isn't Translator handy? I'd be lost here without it.