Man Pretending To Be Straight Pretends To Hunt
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A man who pretends to be straight went out into a meadow today to pretend like he was hunting.
"It's just so relaxing to sit here and think about what it might be like if I was straigh -- er, if I was hunting," said Walz. "Ope! Got to calm down these jazz hands before I try pointing the ol' gun thingy around."
Walz then picked up a shotgun, carelessly twirling it like a baton. "Ah, takes me back to my days as a flag twirler," said Walz. "Look at me out here, a real hunter going hunting. I do love the neon orange! Do the bullets go in the big brown part on the back?"
After surveying every angle of the gun in search of where to load shotgun shells, noted firearms expert Tim Walz dropped a couple in the barrel. "My time handling weapons of war has served me well once again," said Walz proudly. "Yes sir, nothing like a pheasant hunt. Is that what we're hunting? Hey boys, how about we each sing our favorite song from RENT while we wait?"
At publishing time, Walz had reportedly performed the lead number "76 Trombones" from Music Man using the shotgun as a pretend trombone.
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So now pretending Walz is gay is supposed to be funny.
So now you're going after the LGBGQ+ community. So funny.
They're clearly desperate and pandering to their base that hate gay Americans and anyone that thinks for themselves or doesn't conform to the white male conservative Christian ideology. I'm sure you'll hear a few claim this is "just a joke" and they'll whine about people not being able to "take a joke". Apparently, making fun of someone that is different from you, be they gay, transgender, have skin a different color or are intelligent or educated, it's absolutely hilarious to them and those in their social circles.
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I'm only offended by comedy/satire that falls flat on its face.
The Babylon Bee needs different writers.
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He never said anything about Gentlemen's Quarterly.
The campaign's Dukakis in a tank moment..
This story came across my feed , comparing him to Elmer Fudd, Elmer at least could load his own shotgun and knew how it worked and could fire it .
Elmer didn’t have a fine, $2,000 shotgun.
From my understanding , It was the persons that they use to use shooting clay pigeons (trap or skeet), in any event , if they were familiar with the firearm , they wouldnt have any problem .
the video i saw made me cringe when he placed it against his groin , i was like be glad thats not a chainsaw , and you just put the bar between your legs trying to start it .
It's satire for gods sake.........not real.
The video is 100% real.
24 years in the military and Harris's VP is too fucking stupid to load a shotgun? his unit was safer without him in Iraq.
Yes it is, saw it on Fox, the satire is BS.
When the action wont slide more than halfway back it's the pin holding the firing pin.
It's probably bent from shooting trap in the past and the large end has moved out to create the interference.
Worse case scenario, he pounds it back in next time he cleans it properly.
I understand the incident was 100% real , the satire comes from the observations and commentary of the incident , and with my sense of humor , which can trend to be sardonic , it is what it is .
an example of sardonic humor : when the enemies arrows blot out the sun , at least then we will fight in the shade .
my example of sardonic humor : put the chainsaw bar between your legs to pull start it with your strong side dominant hand ( one will have to think about how a gas chain saw is set up to get that reference .)
Also just examples of things one should just NOT do .
No, how ridiculous.
I have a large rectangular permanent bruise front dead center left thigh, like a permanent varicose nest.
Which is either from fighting a shotgun in a similar circumstance when it went off ( I was at least sitting )
or a month later deep sea fishing when I spent two hours bringing in a 2 foot maui maui.
When I finally landed the fish, my friend's uncle pointed out the rod cups on the chairs and suggested I not use my thighs
Live and learn, they say, lol
my money is on the fish .
Funny how some don't get satire and then