Man Pretending To Be Straight Pretends To Hunt
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A man who pretends to be straight went out into a meadow today to pretend like he was hunting.
"It's just so relaxing to sit here and think about what it might be like if I was straigh -- er, if I was hunting," said Walz. "Ope! Got to calm down these jazz hands before I try pointing the ol' gun thingy around."
Walz then picked up a shotgun, carelessly twirling it like a baton. "Ah, takes me back to my days as a flag twirler," said Walz. "Look at me out here, a real hunter going hunting. I do love the neon orange! Do the bullets go in the big brown part on the back?"
After surveying every angle of the gun in search of where to load shotgun shells, noted firearms expert Tim Walz dropped a couple in the barrel. "My time handling weapons of war has served me well once again," said Walz proudly. "Yes sir, nothing like a pheasant hunt. Is that what we're hunting? Hey boys, how about we each sing our favorite song from RENT while we wait?"
At publishing time, Walz had reportedly performed the lead number "76 Trombones" from Music Man using the shotgun as a pretend trombone.
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So now pretending Walz is gay is supposed to be funny.
So now you're going after the LGBGQ+ community. So funny.
They're clearly desperate and pandering to their base that hate gay Americans and anyone that thinks for themselves or doesn't conform to the white male conservative Christian ideology. I'm sure you'll hear a few claim this is "just a joke" and they'll whine about people not being able to "take a joke". Apparently, making fun of someone that is different from you, be they gay, transgender, have skin a different color or are intelligent or educated, it's absolutely hilarious to them and those in their social circles.
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I'm only offended by comedy/satire that falls flat on its face.
The Babylon Bee needs different writers.
He never said anything about Gentlemen's Quarterly.
The campaign's Dukakis in a tank moment..
This story came across my feed , comparing him to Elmer Fudd, Elmer at least could load his own shotgun and knew how it worked and could fire it .
Elmer didn’t have a fine, $2,000 shotgun.
From my understanding , It was the persons that they use to use shooting clay pigeons (trap or skeet), in any event , if they were familiar with the firearm , they wouldnt have any problem .
the video i saw made me cringe when he placed it against his groin , i was like be glad thats not a chainsaw , and you just put the bar between your legs trying to start it .
It's satire for gods sake.........not real.
The video is 100% real.
24 years in the military and Harris's VP is too fucking stupid to load a shotgun? his unit was safer without him in Iraq.