Elderly Man Struggles to Dance in Time to Music
After swaying unsteadily and bobbing his head in a random fashion, the man was escorted away by his minders.
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Oct 16, 2024 OAKS, PA (The Borowitz Report)—In a spectacle that onlookers deemed worrisome, an elderly man struggled to dance in time to music for over half an hour on Monday.
After swaying unsteadily and bobbing his head in a random fashion for 38 minutes, the man was escorted away by his minders.
The septuagenarian has exhibited concerning memory issues of late, including last weekend in the Coachella Valley when he wandered off and abandoned hundreds of people in the desert.
His arrhythmic exertions in Pennsylvania, however, deeply troubled his caregivers, one of whom observed, "He danced so much better with Jeffrey Epstein."
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maybe his depends were stuck to his ass and he was trying to dislodge them ...
... continuously, out of both orifices ...
Or he's a better dancer than the folks whining about it...
Hardly
What could be the explanation for all of this?
Maybe he thinks he's John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever?
Donald Trump as a Young Man - actual unretouched video!
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(Its actually funnier if you watch it with the sound turned off)
OMG, I can’t unsee it….LOL
In his demented mind, he likely thinks he is far better than Travolta.
Trump gave us the perfect example of the adage, ‘’whitemen can’t dance’’. Hopefully he will fulfill another adage of , ‘’whitemen can’t jump’’.
Next up, Whiteman can't win.
This particular White Man can't think clearly!
Lol to be fair I'm somewhat younger and can't dance either
OK, I’ll be fair, can you jump, if so your good to go, Freefaller.
Hi Kav last jump was over a year ago (went with my older brother and 87 year old dad), then I broke my left femur and hip and am still recovering from that (another surgery in January). I have doubts I'll ever be freefalling again. Lol getting old sucks
Sorry to hear about the jump injury, Freefaller. A hope the next surgery is the last one for you. Getting old sure does suck I’m pushing your dad’s age…
Thanks Kav but it wasn't a jump injury I actually just slipped off my front porch on some ice. Lol I've jumped from as high as 12,000 feet but break my leg in two places falling 3 feet
I kinda figured that, keep kicking up your heels
Falling off the porch???? Oh, don’t advertise that you’ll lose your jump card.
Every time I kick up my heels I fall on my ass.
LMAO
Yes, but at least you're not a blithering idiot!
Lol depends on who you ask