Elderly Man Struggles to Dance in Time to Music
After swaying unsteadily and bobbing his head in a random fashion, the man was escorted away by his minders.
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Oct 16, 2024 OAKS, PA (The Borowitz Report)—In a spectacle that onlookers deemed worrisome, an elderly man struggled to dance in time to music for over half an hour on Monday.
After swaying unsteadily and bobbing his head in a random fashion for 38 minutes, the man was escorted away by his minders.
The septuagenarian has exhibited concerning memory issues of late, including last weekend in the Coachella Valley when he wandered off and abandoned hundreds of people in the desert.
His arrhythmic exertions in Pennsylvania, however, deeply troubled his caregivers, one of whom observed, "He danced so much better with Jeffrey Epstein."
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maybe his depends were stuck to his ass and he was trying to dislodge them ...
Trump gave us the perfect example of the adage, ‘’whitemen can’t dance’’. Hopefully he will fulfill another adage of , ‘’whitemen can’t jump’’.
Next up, Whiteman can't win.
Lol to be fair I'm somewhat younger and can't dance either
OK, I’ll be fair, can you jump, if so your good to go, Freefaller.