Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally In History
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NEW YORK, NY — Socio-political experts hailed the tremendous cultural progress that was made at Madison Square Garden this weekend, as former President Donald Trump held the most ethnically diverse and pro-Israel Nazi rally in history.
Historians pointed to the landmark event as proof of how far we have come as a society that even at dangerous, extremist, right-wing Nazi rallies, people of all ethnicities, religions, and backgrounds were welcome — a far cry from the Nazi rallies of days gone by.
"This is the most inclusive Nazi rally of all time," said Professor Leonard Turnbull of the University of Toledo. "Gone are the Nazi rallies of yesteryear, where you'd see shockingly few non-white attendees. And for some reason, we've had quite a hard time finding any accounts of Jews happily attending any Nazi rallies in previous eras. Yet here we are, witnessing the Israeli flag being proudly waved at Trump's rally. A historic milestone for Nazi rallies."
Following the sold-out rally, analysts hailed the event as a tremendous step forward for diversity and representation at Nazi gatherings. "Trump is truly bringing all races together for his Nazi rallies," Professor Turnbull continued. "Embracing Jewish people in particular is a bold new frontier for Nazi meetings. Some said it could never be done, but let's give credit where it's due — Donald Trump has done it."
At publishing time, experts were also predicting that a prospective second term for Donald Trump would likely provide more freedom and prosperity than any other tyrannical dictatorship ever recorded.
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This being satire, the Bee can claim it was "The Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally In History" while in actuality it was nowhere even close. It was in fact one of the least diverse most racist exhibitions held since 1939 and the mouth service in claiming they "love Israel" doesn't in any way change that fact. But that's the thing about lies, er, um, I mean "satire", you can "pretend" something and then get gullible morons to think to themselves "Hmmm...".
So, besides that bigoted comic that insulted Puerto Ricans, what part of the rally was racist.
Be specific with quotes from those who stated the racist comments.
I guess Jewish Americans, Holocaust survivors, Muslims and people from all races and backgrounds are now considered nazis.
Hillary held a rally there before. Is she and everyone there a nazi?
Bill Clinton accepted the DNC nomination there. Is the entirety of the democratic party nazis?
JFK held a rally there. Is he and everyone there nazis?
What a weird world many on the left think they are living in.
Someone needs to pop that bubble.
thrilled to see trump expand the number of groups he can alienate in the last week before the election ...
Exactly how is he doing that?
Disaster debris is pushing Puerto Rico’s landfills to the brink
I believe that's called reactionary propaganda....
I saw several stories today about that and maybe the comic was referencing that, but it came out in a shitty way.
My guess is many on the left will blame Trump for that trash buildup because he did not throw enough paper towels after the hurricane a few years ago.
Yeah, the joke requires the audience have some awareness of the world, so it's no wonder so many progressives didn't get it.
“..,but it came out in a shitty way…”
…the trump way.
Paper towels are not nearly enough to wipe away even the surface of the filthy layers. Oh, we get it.
Meh, comics probably shouldn't be doing political rallies...
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Is that supposed to be an argument?
Can you rebut it?
One thing we can always count on and has held true for decades...
Anytime the left accuses the right of doing something, turns out the left is already doing or has done what they accuse the right of.
Good point , I'm not hip to all that goes into the making of racist comedy. Be looking out for it next time.
there were comics at trump's rally?
That's what I heard...
Trump's rallies always have a whole troupe of redneck comedians...
Does that banner say white knights for kamala?..
Trump wins 54 times out of 100 in our simulations of the 2024 presidential election. Harris wins 46 times out of 100. There is a less than 1-in-100 chance of no Electoral College winner.
We'll see...
All islands have that problem.
No, its whats left of the die hard KKK of Pasadena TX, date unknown.
They controlled Pasadena roughly from 1980 to 2017 when Mayor Isbell was finally deposed.
If he loses, will a 54 out of 100 chance be sufficient for him to claim it was stolen from him?
One wouldnt think so, would one?
Camelia! Never heard of it? I have
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I cannot, for the life of me, know why Jewish Americans continue to support the racism towards them that is most of the left.
Hopefully, some of these younger generations that have been physically attacked in universities finally get it and start voting in the party that actually supports them.
The Democrats couldn't pick their best choice for VP because he was Jewish and that would offend their base. That they dare call anyone else Nazis shows a complete lack of self awareness and shame,.
Because they know that's complete bullshit.
They already are voting for the party that supports them. Just because there were some rallies in support of innocent Palestinian civilians being killed and some protests against Netanyahu doesn't mean the "left" are antisemitic. Jewish Americans know that and don't buy the bullshit pushed by sad rightwing bigots trying to use the protests as a wedge issue as well as cover for the real antisemites among rightwing conservatives.
Some ralles?
Maybe you forgot to pay attention. Almost every Ivy League university and many smaller colleges/universities had "We hate Jews" rallies on and off campuses, some for months on end.
Not one leftist Congressman/Senator told them to stand down...We know why.,
To believe anything else is delusional at least.
The progressive administration of UCLA, and the democrats who run California, allowed checkpoints to be set up on campus to prevent Jews from accessing certain areas on campus.
At the DNC, Jewish Democrats had to hold meetings in secret locked rooms with guards outside to protect them from other Democrats.
Who was last nights rally supposed to be appealing to?
Word is it is young men who feel disrespected by women, the culture, their future, racial minorities, and of course "the woke".
Remember the other day when they were cheering wildly as Tucker Carlson talked about the need to spank teenage girls ?
Word is?... according to whom?
So young white misogynist men are the majority at his rallies?
No because most don't pay as much attention to Tucker as apparently a few on the left do.
Dontcha know????????
Twenty thousand on the inside, thousands more outside.
All white misogynist men s/
How else could it have been a "racist nazi" rally?
Joe Rogan recommended the racist comedian to Trump.
OK.....and?
So??