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In Devastating Blow To Democrats, Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Following The Law

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 days ago  •  4 comments

In Devastating Blow To Democrats, Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Following The Law
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The upcoming presidential election took an interesting turn when, in a devastating blow to Democrats, the United States Supreme Court ruled today in favor of following the law.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The upcoming presidential election took an interesting turn when, in a devastating blow to Democrats, the United States Supreme Court ruled today in favor of following the law.

The landmark decision upheld a Virginia law passed by Democrats in 2006, which required the removal all non-citizens from the commonwealth's voter rolls, leaving the Democratic Party's candidates with the significant challenge of trying to convince only American citizens to vote for them.

"This a crushing ruling for Democrats," said journalist Mark Halperin. "No one expected the Supreme Court to rule in favor of following the law. Having to rely on American citizens to elect candidates in American elections flies directly in the face of everything we stand for. They'll have to start from scratch and convince actual Americans to vote for them. Not good."

Prominent Democrats were outraged by the historic ruling. "This is an abuse of power!" said Harris-Walz campaign spokesperson Madison Leeland. "Where does the Supreme Court get off telling people they have to follow the law? Following laws is fascist. This is what we can all look forward to in Donald Trump's America — being forced to adhere to laws. In fact, being forced to follow the law should be against the law."

At publishing time, political analysts predicted a sharp drop in votes for Kamala Harris in Virginia, leaving the campaign pinning all its hopes in the commonwealth on generating more turnout among its key dead people demographic.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 days ago

512

 
 
 
SteevieGee
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2  SteevieGee    3 days ago

Except, of course, when they ruled that the President couldn't be prosecuted for breaking the law.

 
 
 
Snuffy
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2.1  Snuffy  replied to  SteevieGee @2    3 days ago

And that wasn't the full ruling. If that was really true then the Jack Smith case would already have been dismissed. 

In a historic decision, a divided Supreme Court on Monday ruled that former presidents can never be prosecuted for actions relating to the core powers of their office, and that there is at least a presumption that they have immunity for their official acts more broadly. Justices rule Trump has some immunity from prosecution - SCOTUSblog

 
 
 
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3  Tacos!    3 days ago
"This a crushing ruling for Democrats,"

We hear this a lot, but we don’t see proof. Where are the data on illegal alien votes - at all - much less enough to change the outcome of a presidential election? 

 
 

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