Sad: Candidate Who Bankrupted Campaign Will Never Have Opportunity To Fix Nation's Economy
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Voters around the nation were immeasurably grieved to hear that the candidate who overspent her campaign account by millions of dollars will now never get the opportunity to fix the American economy.
According to former Harris campaign staffers, it's an immense tragedy that the American public will never get a chance to witness the spendthrift who blew through over a billion dollars in a matter of months as she repairs the national debt and inflation rate.
"To be honest, that's why I was rooting for her," said Chaze Henris, who voted for Kamala for economic reasons. "I just wanted to see her go to work on our national debt. I mean, if she could do so little with so much on just her campaign budget, just imagine how she could have impacted our economy. I've been spending far too little on my gas, groceries, and insurance nowadays anyway. Come on, America!"
Several prominent economics experts such as AOC, Bernie Sanders, and George H. Dwight III, an Ivy League Marxist economist, have confirmed that America really missed out on an opportunity to see Kamala magically do a complete 180° turn on money matters as soon as she got into office.
At publishing time, Kamala had reportedly been considering an invitation to come down and fix the Venezuelan economy.
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I can't believe it. Just last month was a meme right here where she raised a billion bucks. Only a lunatic could raise and overspend that kind of money.
This might be an example of "irony"
No, it's supposed to be satire.
I think satire can also be ironic, the article is satire but the theme of the article (someone wanting to fix the nation's economy bankrupting her campaign - that is ironic.
ordinarily, I like satire, but not this. my favorite comedy is acidic sarcasm. for example, doesn't that hook in your lip hurt? your turn, take your best shot. I'm trying to help get this seed into double digits in the comment count....
Mission Accomplished, thanks...
oh no, you better delete your comment and this one before the local cult captain reads them ... /s
I thought it was really nice of trump to offer to pay her campaign debt with the leftover money from his campaign. Lol
it's in his pocket. he's hoping she'll put her hand in it voluntarily, so he won't have to pay another half billion dollar settlement.
Wow, what a dumbass comment.
Only if it she can convince anyone the non even happen in a Democrat controlled bastion of stupidity city/state. With a Democrat judge that will gleefully pick a TDS driven jury; and not allow the defense to present any evidence.
way to touch all the bases, too bad you didn't see your hit go foul ... /s