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Selfless Heroism Legalized In New York

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  2 weeks ago  •  18 comments

Selfless Heroism Legalized In New York
NEW YORK, NY — A stunning legal precedent was set in the Big Apple today, as a jury in the highly publicized trial of Daniel Penny found him not guilty, officially declaring selfless acts of heroism legal in New York.

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NEW YORK, NY — A stunning legal precedent was set in the Big Apple today, as a jury in the highly publicized trial of Daniel Penny found him not guilty, officially declaring selfless acts of heroism legal in New York.

Legal experts described the verdict as a stark reversal of all previous understanding of the law in the state, as it had been assumed for several decades that sacrificially putting one's own life at risk to protect other people was strictly prohibited.

"This is great news for heroes of all kinds," said legal analyst Christopher Gilbert. "This verdict tossed aside many years of criminals being coddled in New York and instead gives selfless individuals with the desire to preserve life the green light to act impulsively on behalf of those being oppressed or assaulted. Many of us never thought this day would ever come, but here it is. It is legal to be heroic in New York."

Critics of the verdict were quick to condemn the precedent it set. "This is a dark day for New York," said protester Lawrence Davis. "So now it's perfectly legal for people to stand up for others and keep them from being harmed? What's next — they'll try to start prosecuting criminals for breaking the law? This could lead us down a very dangerous path. Who wants to live in a world like that?"

At publishing time, legal experts issued an urgent warning to the public that Penny's acquittal could potentially lead to widespread courage and random acts of sacrificial bravery.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
CB
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1.1  CB  replied to  GregTx @1    2 weeks ago

It's law and order time when the poor and downtrodden are 'corrected' by the winners in life, eh? Nice showing for a 'father-figure' keeping peace through action! /s

 
 
 
Ronin2
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1.1.1  Ronin2  replied to  CB @1.1    2 weeks ago

Where was the mentally challenged criminal's father exactly?

Where was the mentally challenged criminal's family for that matter?

His friends- assuming he had any.

Where was the system that let him out of the streets with a rap sheet long enough it should of had him in prison for years; or at the very least committed for being a threat to the population?

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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1.1.2  Sean Treacy  replied to  Ronin2 @1.1.1    2 weeks ago
Where was the mentally challenged criminal's father exactly?

He abandoned him. But now that he's dead, he really misses him and is now suing Penny. 

 
 
 
CB
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1.1.3  CB  replied to  Ronin2 @1.1.1    2 weeks ago

Okay. . . help me understand your point of view. . . did this fellow have a weapon: Gun, knife, stick, or just loud rhetoric. And for which instance of harm did he deserve to be throttled to death. (I have not followed this story so I am in the words of someone here, " asking for a friend.") :)That

father figure is not the one I am speaking of anyway (with his baggage and all). Setting the record straight, I am talking about the strict father principle that was evoked by Penny to get involved to "save" the public from this so-called menace who died from the "Penny-experience."

 
 
 
bugsy
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1.1.4  bugsy  replied to  Sean Treacy @1.1.2    one week ago

I’ve heard some blacks refer to this as the ‘ghetto lottery’

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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1.1.5  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  CB @1.1.3    one week ago
And for which instance of harm did he deserve to be throttled to death

Autopsy reported no signs of asphyxia.  He wasn't "throttled to death".  Penny did not cause the death.  Which is why he was found not guilty.

At least get the facts straight before you start the pathetic rhetoric.

 
 
 
goose is back
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1.1.6  goose is back  replied to  CB @1.1.3    one week ago
did this fellow have a weapon: Gun, knife, stick, or just loud rhetoric

Do you feel it is OK to terrorize people and tell them they are going to die today?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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1.1.7  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Sean Treacy @1.1.2    one week ago
 But now that he's dead, he really misses him and is now suing Penny. 

Wow.  Where did we hear all that before.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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1.1.8  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.1.7    one week ago

Which time?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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1.1.9  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.8    one week ago

Exactly.  They only care when there is money to be made.

 
 
 
CB
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1.1.10  CB  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.1.5    one week ago

I have not taken the time to give two 'by its leave' to this entire account. It's just pathetic and reminds me of . . .another time in this country. It's depressing, damn depressing. And what's worse, some conservatives add to the depressing factor. I may not even bother to look up how he died and apparently some conservatives can't be bothered to share it. Meh. 

 
 
 
CB
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1.1.11  CB  replied to  goose is back @1.1.6    one week ago

Sorry. I've lost interest in this. Maybe it will come back to me. . . some day. . . but I'm moving on. Let others care. I don't at this time.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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1.1.12  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  CB @1.1.10    one week ago
I may not even bother to look up how he died and apparently some conservatives can't be bothered to share it.

Paying attention to what's going on is a real good place to start.  

 
 
 
CB
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1.1.13  CB  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.1.12    one week ago

I am waiting for the 'spirit' to hit me to be interested in this. But, as I wake up this morning. . . it simply has not come (yet). Maybe it will - maybe it won't. Will just have to wait, I guess. Bye.

 
 
 
goose is back
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1.1.14  goose is back  replied to  CB @1.1.11    one week ago
I've lost interest

Yes, I can see why you wouldn't want to address someone telling people "You're going to die today" and wonder why someone stopped them 

 
 
 
CB
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1.1.15  CB  replied to  goose is back @1.1.14    one week ago

I am sure that rhetoric is exciting, but words don't inflict physical pain calling for self-defense maneuvers.

 
 
 
CB
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1.1.16  CB  replied to  goose is back @1.1.14    one week ago

As 'somebody' loves to retort SSDD.  /s

 
 

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