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Remembering The Golden Years: Here Are The 11 Best Moments Of Biden's Presidency

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  2 days ago  •  13 comments

Remembering The Golden Years: Here Are The 11 Best Moments Of Biden's Presidency
Do you all remember Joe Biden? Has there ever been a more memorable president besides, you know...the guy? No. No there has not been.

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Do you all remember Joe Biden? Has there ever been a more memorable president besides, you know...the guy? No. No there has not been.

That's why we have recalled the idyllic days of the last four years to come up with some of the best moments from the Biden presidency. Here are 11 of the best from the Biden years.

  1. The time he shook hands with a real live ghost: He made our first real diplomatic connection with the spirit world. What a legend.

  2. When he invented epic new dance moves like "Trippin' on the sandbag" and "Fallin' down the stairs": A pioneer of dance.

  3. That one time he said "Furbskizguzzit dambershluurb": Words of wisdom. If only Americans had taken them to heart.

  4. When he asserted American dominance by fearlessly crapping his pants in front of the Pope: He struck fear in the hearts of the uppity papists.

  5. The time he let his son bring a historic first baggy of cocaine into the White House: His exemplary love for family was one of the most inspiring legacies that he will leave this country.

  6. That one time he refused to acknowledge his granddaughter: An example for grandparents everywhere.

  7. The time he built a monumental pier in Gaza: The 8th wonder of the world, some say.

  8. All the other times he refused to acknowledge his granddaughter: You could see the paternal spirit just bursting in his heart.

  9. The one time he fell off a non-moving bike: The tourist revenue from Brandon Falls has been a huge shot in the arm for our economy.

  10. Bravely standing up there the whole time and saying all the words at the debate: He was a true example of leadership, eloquence, and perseverance.

  11. The time he left office: Historians may downplay the significance of this move in the history books. But they can never erase its significance in our hearts.

We know, we know — the list could go on forever. Well done, Joe, you good and faithful public servant.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    2 days ago

512

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  GregTx @1    2 days ago

meh, none of those biden term highlights even made my top 10 list ...

 
 
 
GregTx
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1.1.1  seeder  GregTx  replied to  devangelical @1.1    2 days ago

That's not really surprising....

Out of curiosity, is the Afghanistan withdrawal in your top 10?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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2  JohnRussell    2 days ago

The absolute obsession MAGAs have with Joe Biden and Kamala Harris is disturbing.  It sounds  kind of snow flakey. 

 
 
 
Ronin2
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2.1  Ronin2  replied to  JohnRussell @2    2 days ago

Please spare us.

When it comes to obsession nothing tops TDS.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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2.2  Sean Treacy  replied to  JohnRussell @2    2 days ago

Joe Biden is the President.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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2.3  Right Down the Center  replied to  JohnRussell @2    2 days ago

I know it is early in the year but I nominate that comment as the most ironic of the year

 
 
 
bugsy
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2.4  bugsy  replied to  JohnRussell @2    2 days ago

Hilarious coming from someone who literally spent almost every waking hour posting thousands of unsubstantiated hate Trump articles for the past almost 10 years

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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2.5  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JohnRussell @2    12 hours ago
The absolute obsession MAGAs have with Joe Biden and Kamala Harris is disturbing.

And the lefts TDS is the is the shining example mental well being?  jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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3  Right Down the Center    2 days ago

Brilliant 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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4  JohnRussell    2 days ago

Keep em coming boys, all you do is prove me right. 

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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4.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  JohnRussell @4    2 days ago

Try again. That comment falls as flat as bidens pulse.

 
 
 
The Chad
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5  The Chad    2 days ago

The most important part of the last four years was learning how bizarre the degeneracy is with them. Total circus freak show. An unsustanable death cult.

 
 

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