Federal Judge Appoints Himself President
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.
"There's nothing we can do," said legal experts. "He's a federal judge."
Sources confirmed that Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California granted himself all the powers of the executive branch in an emergency move to stop Trump. "Last night, the Constitution appeared to me in a dream and told me to do this," said Judge Dithers. "You can't argue with that. Also, my word on this is law because I'm a federal judge."
President Judge Dithers has already issued several executive actions, including orders for Tesla to stop making cars, Elon Musk to punch himself in the face, and Trump to not move his head next time someone shoots at him. "This is the bidding of your new leader," said Judge Dithers. "So let it be done, by the order of your new Federal Judge President."
Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."
At publishing time, Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.
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“The Alien Enemy Act precludes judicial review of the removal order,” the Supreme Court ruled, years after World War II had ended. “Such great war powers may be abused, no doubt, but that is a bad reason for having judges supervise their exercise, whatever the legal formulas within which such supervision would nominally be confined,” the Supreme Court majority declared. “Accordingly, we hold that full responsibility for the just exercise of this great power may validly be left where the Congress has constitutionally placed it—on the President of the United States.”
This wouldn't be the Obama judge that the ACLU keeps running to?
Before he denied Trump the absolute right to deport these savages, Judge gave the FBI lawyer who confessed to fudging a FISA warrant zero jail time.
Was it this bozo?
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Trump got a judge to make him immune to laws. Great to be King I guess. What's the MAGA opinion of the judge who gave Trump king like authority?
When any judge rules for King Trump it's a "good" judge, when any judge rules against King Trump it's a bad judge.
Many Trump appointed judges have ruled against him.
So what does MAGA think about the death threats to Amy Coney Barrett and the bomb threat to her sister?
She was Trump's appointee and MAGA turned against her over one ruling.
You either support our laws or support a King but make up your mind.
District judges have no authority to counter executive branch policies.
Judicial Review was an implied right that has been abused by left wing radical judges that democrats confirmed. These judges need to be impeached.
Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."
That is pretty rich from a badly aged, senior citizen model of Carrot Top