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Federal Judge Appoints Himself President

  

Category:  Satire

Via:  gregtx  •  3 weeks ago  •  6 comments

Federal Judge Appoints Himself President
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.

"There's nothing we can do," said legal experts. "He's a federal judge."

Sources confirmed that Judge Mortimer Dithers of the Northern District of California granted himself all the powers of the executive branch in an emergency move to stop Trump. "Last night, the Constitution appeared to me in a dream and told me to do this," said Judge Dithers. "You can't argue with that. Also, my word on this is law because I'm a federal judge."

President Judge Dithers has already issued several executive actions, including orders for Tesla to stop making cars, Elon Musk to punch himself in the face, and Trump to not move his head next time someone shoots at him. "This is the bidding of your new leader," said Judge Dithers. "So let it be done, by the order of your new Federal Judge President."

Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."

At publishing time, Judge Dithers had been unseated as President by a higher court judge who declared himself President instead.


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Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
2  Vic Eldred    3 weeks ago

This wouldn't be the Obama judge that the ACLU keeps running to?

Before he denied Trump the absolute right to deport these savages, Judge gave the FBI lawyer who confessed to fudging a FISA warrant zero jail time.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Participates
 
 
freepress
Freshman Silent
4  freepress    2 weeks ago

Trump got a judge to make him immune to laws. Great to be King I guess. What's the MAGA opinion of the judge who gave Trump king like authority? 

When any judge rules for King Trump it's a "good" judge, when any judge rules against King Trump it's a bad judge.

Many Trump appointed judges have ruled against him.

So what does MAGA think about the death threats to Amy Coney Barrett and the bomb threat to her sister?

She was Trump's appointee and MAGA turned against her over one ruling.

You either support our laws or support a King but make up your mind.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
4.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  freepress @4    2 weeks ago

District judges have no authority to counter executive branch policies.

Judicial Review was an implied right that has been abused by left wing radical judges that democrats confirmed. These judges need to be impeached.

 
 
 
Robert in Ohio
Professor Guide
5  Robert in Ohio    2 weeks ago

Trump later responded to the ruling on Truth Social by accusing the judge of "looking like a potato."

That is pretty rich from a badly aged, senior citizen model of Carrot Top

 
 

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