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People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  3 days ago  •  8 comments

People Who Bypassed Legal Process In Migrating To USA Demand Legal Process Before Being Kicked Out
U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.

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U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding due process before being deported.

"The law has to mean something!" said Jose, a member of the international crime gang MS-13. "America is a nation of laws, and laws must be followed, except for the ones that say I can't sneak in and do a bunch of murderin'. Those don't count."

Washington Democrats blasted the Trump administration for swiftly punishing migrants just because they "broke the law," arguing that migrants shouldn't have to follow the law. "Following the law is for Americans. These noble migrant creatures shouldn't have to follow the law," said Nancy Pelosi.

Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen went even further, going out of his way to personally visit every single person deported by the Trump administration. "All non-American invaders deserve American due process," he said during a meeting with notorious drug lord Sancho Parra. "It's in the constitution somewhere."

At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must stop deporting criminals since they snuck into the country fair and square.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    3 days ago

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Tacos!
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2  Tacos!    3 days ago
several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States

Did they? If so, you should be able to prove it in court. And if you swear to uphold the Constitution, you should have no objection to that er….process.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
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2.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Tacos! @2    2 days ago
you should be able to prove it in court.

And they should have a speedy trial or need to change the law.

 
 
 
Tacos!
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2.1.1  Tacos!  replied to  Vic Eldred @2.1    2 days ago

I agree the law should be repaired to expedite these cases. But neither side is interested in doing that. They get too much mileage out of complaining about the problem to bother with fixing it.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3  Jeremy Retired in NC    2 days ago

Despite this being satire, this is EXACTLY what we are seeing.

 
 
 
Tacos!
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3.1  Tacos!  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3    2 days ago
this is EXACTLY what we are seeing

Is it? How do you know that?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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3.1.1  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Tacos! @3.1    2 days ago
How do you know that?

I pay attention to what's going on instead of relying on what somebody tells me to pay attention.  

 
 
 
Tacos!
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3.1.2  Tacos!  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @3.1.1    yesterday
I pay attention to what's going on

Where? How? You say you pay attention and aren’t just being told. Describe your firsthand experience.

 
 

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