Some Fishing Funnies !
This fish is a keeper
A Few Grunt Fish
- Question: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Answer:FSH!!!!
- Question: If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Answer: Finland.
- Man: Can I have a fly rod and reel for my son?
Fishing Shop Owner: Sorry sir we don't do trades.
- Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
- Why did the blonde go fishing with a magnet?
Because she heard there were Steelhead in the river.
- A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man."
As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."
- Dear old lady:"Pardon me, sailor, but do those tattoo marks wash off?"
Old salt: "Couldn't say, ma'am."
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish,
And he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
- What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!
- A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.
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A little bit of fishing humor...
Two Irish gentlemen were fishing in a rowboat when a Leprechaun popped out of the water and offered them a wish.
One of the gentlemen blurted out "I wish you would turn the lake to Guinness Stout!"
"Done," said the Leprechaun and quickly disappeared.
"That's the dumbest wish I could ever imagine," said the other gentleman.
"And why is that?" asked the gentleman who was granted his wish.
"Because," said the other gentleman
"Now we'll have to piss in the boat!"
ROFL ...
Hilarious!
