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10 Things Other People Love About Indians and Stuff

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  nigel-dogberry  •  10 years ago  •  10 comments

10 Things Other People Love About Indians and Stuff

This is taken from:

http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2014/07/26/10-things-other-people-love-about-indians-and-stuff-156021

1. Dreamcatchers , because nothing communicates to society that youve got both cultural and economical capital like a inauthentic dreamcatcher dangling from the rearview mirror of your Mercedes.

2. When we remind their GOP relatives that English is also a foreign language .

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3. Spirit animals are you the wolverine?

4. Casinos , though there is a troubling number of non-Natives capitalizing on Indian casinos.

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5. Our luscious locks. I wish I had your hair! is something a white person should never utter to a Native American.

3866_discussions.jpg 6. Jason Momoa , thats if piercing eyes, a fit body and a manly disposition is your thing. Pfft.
3867_discussions.jpg?width=360 7. When we remind their bigoted cousins that they, in fact, are the descendants of illegal immigrants. (Note: I wholeheartedly disagree with the part of this meme which refers to the indigenous peoples of the south as immigrants.)
8. Those colorful costumes! (Um. No. The term regalia is more appropriate here, folks.)
9. Our soothing flute music , which, thanks to more cultural appropriation, is now called "meditation sound therapy."
3868_discussions.jpg 10. Indigenous names , because lets face it: Wilma Mankiller , the first female Chief of the Cherokees, has the best and most appropriate name out there today.

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Nigel Dogberry
Freshman Silent
link   seeder  Nigel Dogberry    10 years ago

I posted this to go along with Kavika's article.

Our luscious locks. I wish I had your hair! is something a white person should never utter to a Native American.

A reference to scalping. Buahahaha. Never thought of it that way. Maybe one could say, "If I had hair, I would like it to be just like yours"? Would that work???

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    10 years ago

How about, "If I could have chosen my hair, I would have chosen yours?" Maybe?

Or perhaps, "Your hair is beautiful! You look lovely!"

I like to hang wind chimes in my trees, because that is what Grandpa told me his mother told him to do. He said it was the spirits of my ancestors, telling me good things. So, when it storms out, the bells ring and I feel comforted. Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago

Good list Grump. The dreamcatcher is classic.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago

Your suggestion on hair would work for me Grump.

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   seeder  Nigel Dogberry    10 years ago

*sob, sob* Nobody likes my article. *sob, sniff*

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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     10 years ago
 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   seeder  Nigel Dogberry    10 years ago

Yeah, exactly.

 
 
 
Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

awww...there ,there Grump, we all like your article, it's very entertaining..

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    10 years ago

I hit LIKE.

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Nona62
Professor Silent
link   Nona62    10 years ago

So did I Dowser, we don't want out Grumpster to feel sad.

 
 

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