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What Kind of Cookies do Nerds Eat?

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  a-macarthur  •  9 years ago  •  7 comments

What Kind of Cookies do Nerds Eat?

More than once I have been asked the question, "How does your mind work?"

The question has justification in that I tend to view reality as an on-going-tragic-comedy one in which I'm either seething with rage at the stupidity of (so-called) "humanity," or, mocking it with scathing sarcasm and/or humor.

And regularly, from, as it is said, "out-of-the-blue," some "thought" will hit me and I will run with it. And when one comes, I will sometimes share it. Rage-rousingshared-thoughts that come under the heading of "The Stupidity (Meanness, Hatefulness, etc.) of (so-called) 'humanity'," I will often verbally foot note with the acknowledgement, "And that's why I don't own firearms." Many still walk among us for that very reason -- I am, a pacifist.

This morning, one such thought came to me as I was taking out the trash -- one I found so ridiculous that it made me laugh out loud spontaneously (not always the smartest thing to do on a Philadelphia street BTW).

So, here it is -- no apologies -- no explanation other than, "When the Cosmos Speaks to Me, I Never Argue with it!"

WHAT KIND OF COOKIES DO NERDS EAT?

NEBBISH-CO!

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NERD a foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious

NEBBISH a person, who is regarded as pitifully ineffectual, timid, or submissive

NABISCO (no definition provided)


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Enoch
Masters Quiet
link   Enoch    9 years ago

Nebbish-Co. Love It!

E.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     9 years ago

Good one Mac.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Dowser
Sophomore Quiet
link   Dowser    9 years ago

How funny!

Thanks for sharing!!

 
 
 
Jonathan P
Sophomore Silent
link   Jonathan P    9 years ago

I could be wrong, but I believe in recent years the term "nerd" has taken on a less pejorative connotation, and hence, definition.

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
Professor Guide
link   seeder  A. Macarthur    9 years ago

I could be wrong, but I believe in recent years the term "nerd" has taken on a less pejorative connotation, and hence, definition.

The definition I posted is directly from a dictionary however, I think the sit-com "The Big Bang Theory," has provided a more loser-friendly connotation. (Pun intended)

Otherwise, Jonathan, I was merely making a pun-of-a-joke.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
Freshman Silent
link   Petey Coober    9 years ago

The correct [not humorous] answer to the question these days is "very expensive" cookies . That's because a lot of the really big bucks are being earned these days by nerds starting their own companies . Do you actually want a list ?!

 
 
 
One Miscreant
Professor Silent
link   One Miscreant    9 years ago

Good one.

Please tell us how you feel about the new N abisco O reo T hins, NOT for short.

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