The New Milita, Ozark Style
In accord with the latest ''uprising'' regarding ''public lands''. Me and my Milita, known as the ''GodFearing Good Old Boys'', hereby declare, Lampe MO. and the surrounding5 millionacres to be the new country of Fugouwe.
Damned if we're going to let that ferringubmint in Washington tell us what to do. This is Missoura dagnabit, this land has been in my family for goin on 20 years. It's ancestral land. I know, a tribe of Indians said this is their ancestral land, about 15,000 years they had title to it. Well, dammit, my ancestral right is newer then theirs be. So i'ma gonna ignore their claim. Damn gubmint ignores them all the time.
The BLM revoked by grazing lease a couple of years ago, 23 to be exact. I was runnin me 150 head of armadillo's. (actually closer to a couple of thousands). It bepublic land, why should I havin to pay fer a lease to graze the great American Armadillo?
Damn gubmint is nothing but commies. I read the constitution, and it said something bout state rights. So us ''God Fearin Good Old Boys'' is settin up our own state.
This is a call to all ''Real Amerikins and Patriots'', join us in fightin the commies in Washington.
We be using the women folks and chilin' as cover fer us. We learned that from Geo. Custer.
The capital of Fugouwe will be the great city of Dumbedown.
You don't want to mess with us.
We have our own Armored Division.
Our Air Force, flying the F35 Broom.
Our ''Special Ops'' guy.
Our K9 Corp.
Speaks for itself.
We be damn good at unconventional warfare
We B Cammo
We can live off the land, MRE's
If you think you can take us, bring it on.
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Hoka Hey
I've heard of Damnfino, I think it is in Idaho, and Waydafugawwee, NY... Never heard ofFugouwe...
Brolly, Fugouwe is the original, as in ''Where the fuck are we''.
They have one of those in Minnesota too, and, I think, three in Northern Michigan. We can't be sure about the third one, though. Since it was founded by the great Italian fur trapper, Guido (Wrong Way) Damimalost, no one has ever been able to find it again. Legend has it that, on cold nights, you can hear Guido calling out for a hot pizza. He's never gotten one, though, since it can't be delivered in a half hour.
The guy in the K-9 photo needs more padding on his butt. That's where doggie is going to get him.
The photo of the Armored Division reminds me of when I was a kid. No, for real.
Funny, dear Kavika!!!
Yeah, I think we have a place in Kentucky, or two, like that, too...
Funny!
(Its satire...or is it???)
You sure he wasn't calling out for Fry Bread TTGA?
I'll bet the wagon was a ''Hiawatha'' wasn't it Grump?
At least one in Kentucky Dowser.
(Its satire..or is it???) Only the Shadow knows Dr. Krishna.
Nope, it was the Navajo kid who lived behind us. We shot up the neighborhood with our cap guns. We won, too.
No bow and arrows????
The BLM? Don't you mean the BLT? Burger, lettuce, turtle?
Ya be off to a good start, but the proof is in the puddin. If you ain't got puddin, you'll need something else for proving stuff, although I can't think what would work as good as puddin for proving stuff like which wimmin is gonna be after ya for using dem for target practice. Course, ya'll only know what's proved after the poison sets to workin.
But then, as ya says, Hoka Hey.
Our folks only let us shoot the bows in the back yard. My Navajo friend, poor thing, couldn't get his Boy Scout Merit Badge for Archery. He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. I could out shoot him any old day.
''wimmin is gonna be after ya for using dem for target practice''...LOL, I'm a thinkin my ass be grass soon..
We plans on taking over wherethefuckarewe as well Royal.
Impressive dog, but the guy leaves a lot of to desired in a dog handler.
I'm embarassed I think I may have served with some of those guys in camo.
Me too Larry...Did you know that Indians invented cammo? It's true, would I lie!
Company K, 1st Michigan Sharpshooters. Civil War.
Thought I'd lost the thread. Can't see the pics from work, so didn't want to try to make some wizeazz comment on something I couldn't see.
OK, wizeazz comment - so, when do we take over this here country???
I heard they were getting ready to give it back. No take over necessary.
We done take over a bunch 1st.
You'll be great in our Air Force...LOLOLOLOL, you'll have to see the photos..
I like the "unconventional weapons" group
Yeah they covered themselves with dirt and hid on the desert floor. Dumb ass cavalry couldn't find them even on a foot search.
hahahaha, I thought that you might...
I would like the "Special Ops" guys job or one very much like it.
