The Week in Review from Tuesday to Tuesday Including Tuesday but not necessarily in that Order.
The NYP and WSJ abandoned all pretenses and joined the controlled but out of control MSM.
The MAGA acronym got a new definition: Mothers Against Greg Abbott.
Josh Hawley is still running from his friends who are running from him testing the adage that distance makes the heart grow fonder in a cheesy fondue sort of way
Partisan violence notched upwards to a level that should surprise no one. It has even been hinted that several of NT’s readers took Patriot Games to heart, that 2 committed suicide and 1 fled to his/her basement and is said to be studying calligraphy and loudly mumbling “FONT YOU ALL!”
The Pope is wandering around Canada and so far the têtes carrées have not put a price on his scalp.
Steve Bannon rolled the dice and is now pleading/arguing to his donors that snake eyes is a winning throw. Anyway, you can’t fault the guy for failing to be the neo-Rush and jail time should give him some quiet moments to pen his autobiography: “Mein Kampf and Tolstoy’s Too”.
The J-6 Committee has promised a postprandial September starring Lizzie Borden Cheney and the latest in sharp axes.
As for entertainment elsewhere than NT, I suggest ‘Valley of Death’ on oddly maligned Netflix. This is a Spanish Zombie movie with hints of Goya and dollops of politics. The film is set in the later years of the Spanish Civil War and all of the usual culprits must unite to survive: Basque Anarchists, Spanish Socialists, 5th Column Communists, Franco Fascists, of course German Nazis (many of whom are Zombies) and last but not least a nun who goes to her Elysium with both guns blazing. Alas by the end of the movie the Bosch have developed a Nuke which kills all the dead and all the living alike. Oh … I think there is a not-a-Zombie lesbian so I’ll issue an LBGTQetc warning. Other than that the violence and mayhem are child friendly pornography.
So … if you are one of those J-6 no shows, try the film.
Sorry, no cartoon, so how about some wit from circa 1776? When asked why he did not support the Sons of Liberty, Bostonian preacher and wit Rev. Mather Byles replied: “Which is better — to be ruled by one tyrant three thousand miles away or by three thousand tyrants one mile away?”
Hal wrote this.
No I did not, Lux did.
standing by with lampoon in hand...
Can I ask for Ishmael to toss it? Don Quixote?
This forum has needed a good weekly recap column for a long time.
It already had one
It procreated immaculately and now there are two to abort.
No, John said a good one.
and you think this is it?
Yes indeed! All the decent folks 'readers' would prefer this!
Truth and humor! Very welcome here
Very welcome change from the dark side here
I like your review. It made me giggle
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They have seen the light, hallelujah.
Rumor is that Josh Speedy Hawley will be trying out for the next Olympics as a sprinter.
LMAO
Difficult to disagree with that.
The Pope was last seen in Moosejaw, the RCMP are on his trail and Ted Cruz is heading home, it's hot in Texas ya know.
Steve ''snake eyes'' Bannon, fitting.
I don't think that Liz Cheney needs an ax, she has already deballed Jim Jordon and Thundermouth Trump.
Well done, Hallux.
Head? Balls? It can be hard to decipher which they think with. Liz is going for a 2-fer.
Yeah, I never trusted James and Dave.
Meanwhile Matt Gaetz says prochoice women look like thumbs.
He looks like his mother keeps his balls in her purse
He has balls?
We could ask underage girls.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has them
A poor assumption on my part
Or as I think you like to call her 'Large Marge'
Yep. That's what I call her
It's a coc violation what I like to call her
You can't call her a C You Next Tusday?
Spineless weasel!
Will you be doing a weekly column, Hallux?
... already started on next weeks. I may have to tone it down ... or tone it up.
Tone it up.
Time to take this baby up a notch!
What Kavika said.