Hallux

The Week in Review from Tuesday to Tuesday Including Tuesday but not necessarily in that Order.

  
By:  Hallux  •  Gory  •  3 weeks ago  •  32 comments

The Week in Review from Tuesday to Tuesday Including Tuesday but not necessarily in that Order.

The NYP and WSJ abandoned all pretenses and joined the controlled but out of control MSM.

The MAGA acronym got a new definition: Mothers Against Greg Abbott.

Josh Hawley is still running from his friends who are running from him testing the adage that distance makes the heart grow fonder in a cheesy fondue sort of way

Partisan violence notched upwards to a level that should surprise no one. It has even been hinted that several of NT’s readers took Patriot Games to heart, that 2 committed suicide and 1 fled to his/her basement and is said to be studying calligraphy and loudly mumbling “FONT YOU ALL!

The Pope is wandering around Canada and so far the têtes carrées have not put a price on his scalp.

Steve Bannon rolled the dice and is now pleading/arguing to his donors that snake eyes is a winning throw. Anyway, you can’t fault the guy for failing to be the neo-Rush and jail time should give him some quiet moments to pen his autobiography: “Mein Kampf and Tolstoy’s Too”.

The J-6 Committee has promised a postprandial September starring Lizzie Borden Cheney and the latest in sharp axes.

As for entertainment elsewhere than NT, I suggest ‘Valley of Death’ on oddly maligned Netflix. This is a Spanish Zombie movie with hints of Goya and dollops of politics. The film is set in the later years of the Spanish Civil War and all of the usual culprits must unite to survive: Basque Anarchists, Spanish Socialists, 5th Column Communists, Franco Fascists, of course German Nazis (many of whom are Zombies) and last but not least a nun who goes to her Elysium with both guns blazing. Alas by the end of the movie the Bosch have developed a Nuke which kills all the dead and all the living alike. Oh … I think there is a not-a-Zombie lesbian so I’ll issue an LBGTQetc warning. Other than that the violence and mayhem are child friendly pornography.

So … if you are one of those J-6 no shows, try the film.

Sorry, no cartoon, so how about some wit from circa 1776? When asked why he did not support the Sons of Liberty, Bostonian preacher and wit Rev. Mather Byles replied: “Which is better — to be ruled by one tyrant three thousand miles away or by three thousand tyrants one mile away?”

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Hallux
Junior Principal
1  author  Hallux    3 weeks ago

Hal wrote this.

No I did not, Lux did.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  Hallux @1    3 weeks ago

standing by with lampoon in hand...

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
1.1.1  author  Hallux  replied to  devangelical @1.1    3 weeks ago

Can I ask for Ishmael to toss it? Don Quixote? 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
3  JohnRussell    3 weeks ago

This forum has needed a good weekly recap column for a long time. 

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Guide
3.1  Greg Jones  replied to  JohnRussell @3    3 weeks ago

It already had one

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
3.1.1  author  Hallux  replied to  Greg Jones @3.1    3 weeks ago

It procreated immaculately and now there are two to abort.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
3.1.2  Gsquared  replied to  Greg Jones @3.1    3 weeks ago
It already had one

No, John said a good one.  

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
PhD Guide
3.2  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JohnRussell @3    3 weeks ago

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif and you think this is it?  

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
3.3  Tessylo  replied to  JohnRussell @3    3 weeks ago

Yes indeed!  All the decent folks 'readers' would prefer this!

Truth and humor!   Very welcome here

Very welcome change from the dark side here

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4  Trout Giggles    3 weeks ago

I like your review. It made me giggle

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
4.1  author  Hallux  replied to  Trout Giggles @4    3 weeks ago

ty

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
5  Kavika     3 weeks ago
The NYP and WSJ abandoned all pretenses and joined the controlled but out of control MSM.

They have seen the light, hallelujah.

Rumor is that Josh Speedy Hawley will be trying out for the next Olympics as a sprinter. 

MAGA, Mother against Greg Abbott

LMAO

FONT YOU ALL!

Difficult to disagree with that.

The Pope was last seen in Moosejaw, the RCMP are on his trail and Ted Cruz is  heading home, it's hot in Texas ya know.

Steve ''snake eyes'' Bannon, fitting.

I don't think that Liz Cheney needs an ax, she has already deballed Jim Jordon and Thundermouth Trump.

Well done, Hallux.

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
5.1  author  Hallux  replied to  Kavika @5    3 weeks ago

Head? Balls? It can be hard to decipher which they think with. Liz is going for a 2-fer.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
6  Ender    3 weeks ago
Franco Fascists

Yeah, I never trusted James and Dave.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
7  pat wilson    3 weeks ago

Meanwhile Matt Gaetz says prochoice women look like thumbs.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  pat wilson @7    3 weeks ago

He looks like his mother keeps his balls in her purse

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
7.1.1  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1    3 weeks ago
He looks like his mother keeps his balls in her purse

He has balls? 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7.1.2  Ender  replied to  Kavika @7.1.1    3 weeks ago

We could ask underage girls.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
7.1.3  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @7.1.2    3 weeks ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene has them

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @7.1.1    3 weeks ago

A poor assumption on my part

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
7.1.5  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.4    3 weeks ago

Or as I think you like to call her 'Large Marge'

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @7.1.5    3 weeks ago

Yep. That's what I call her

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
7.1.7  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.6    3 weeks ago

It's a coc violation what I like to call her

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @7.1.7    3 weeks ago

You can't call her a C You Next Tusday?

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8  Ender    3 weeks ago

384

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8.1  Kavika   replied to  Ender @8    3 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
8.2  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @8    3 weeks ago

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Spineless weasel!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
9  Kavika     3 weeks ago

Will you be doing a weekly column, Hallux?

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
9.1  author  Hallux  replied to  Kavika @9    3 weeks ago

... already started on next weeks. I may have to tone it down ... or tone it up.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
9.1.1  Kavika   replied to  Hallux @9.1    3 weeks ago

Tone it up.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
9.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @9.1.1    3 weeks ago

Time to take this baby up a notch!

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Expert
9.2  Raven Wing  replied to  Kavika @9    3 weeks ago

What Kavika said.