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Live Report - Rightwing Bombing at Biden White House

  
By:  JBB  •  Satire  •  4 months ago  •  62 comments

Live Report - Rightwing Bombing at Biden White House
"If it is okay to spread lies on social media it is okay to spread lies on social media" - Don Leo Nardo, Esquire

It has been widely reported in the international press that the no good low down lies rightwingers, America haters, the KKK and Russian bots are spreading about Nazis and chemical weapons in Ukraine and the enemy propaganda about American bases in Iraq being hit by missiles are bombing! Nobody is buying it. Although, those now spreading such harmful divisive foreign war propaganda to their fellow Americans on US social media had better start making up excuses for betraying the United States for when the FBI comes calling. Because, they will!

Funny Huh?

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JBB
Professor Principal
1  author  JBB    4 months ago

Are you okay with disinformation, misinformation and rank foreign propaganda being shared online?

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Freshman Principal
1.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @1    4 months ago

I didn't see that.  The Guardian reported:

'As many as 12 ballistic missiles have struck Iraq’s northern Kurdish regional capital Erbil, with some reports suggesting several landed near the US consulate building.

A US official said the missiles were launched from neighbouring Iran early on Sunday morning, but there were no reports of casualties.'

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.1.1  author  JBB  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1    4 months ago

Were US bases targeted? No! 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Freshman Principal
1.1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @1.1.1    4 months ago

Compound is a better choice than base.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.1.3  author  JBB  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.1.2    4 months ago

Dude, read the headline on the front page and get back to me. You plainly are out of the loop. The report you copied doesn't say anything about any American targets because there weren't any. If you don't know what is going on outside your bubble that is all on you.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Freshman Principal
1.1.4  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JBB @1.1.3    4 months ago

[Deleted]

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.2  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @1    4 months ago

We put up with disinformation and misinformation daily, especially when it comes to American laws.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.1  author  JBB  replied to  Texan1211 @1.2    4 months ago

We are talking about enemy war propaganda.

If you think sharing that is A-Okay then say so.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.2.2  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @1.2.1    4 months ago

why don't you just invent my position for me like usual?

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.3  author  JBB  replied to  Texan1211 @1.2.2    4 months ago

My position on your position is unprintable...

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.2.4  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @1.2.3    4 months ago
My position on your position is unprintable

No, inanity is printable, as evidenced by posts here.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.5  author  JBB  replied to  Texan1211 @1.2.4    4 months ago

Obviously, you prove it with that very comment...

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2.7  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @1.2.5    4 months ago

He does!

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.2.8  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @1.2.5    4 months ago

(In my very best progressive liberal whine)

"This isn't satire. It isn't even funny."

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2.9  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @1.2.5    4 months ago

[deleted]

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
PhD Guide
1.2.10  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  Texan1211 @1.2.8    4 months ago

You have to cry, stomp your feel and post at least 10 unrelated and meaningless memes.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.2.11  Texan1211  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.2.10    4 months ago
You have to cry, stomp your feel and post at least 10 unrelated and meaningless memes.

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JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.12  author  JBB  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @1.2.10    4 months ago

True, everyone knows how ineloquent I am...

Maybe someday I'll catch up to you and Tex.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.2.13  author  JBB  replied to  Texan1211 @1.2.11    4 months ago

Don't you feel hypocritical posting that 🤪?

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.2.14  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @1.2.12    4 months ago
Maybe someday I'll catch up to you and Tex.

Maybe.

And maybe not.

My bet is on not.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
1.2.15  Texan1211  replied to  JBB @1.2.13    4 months ago
Don't you feel hypocritical posting that

For laughing at the truth?!?

of course not!

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
PhD Guide
1.2.16  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JBB @1.2.12    3 months ago
Maybe someday I'll catch up to you and Tex.

You have a long way to go for that to happen

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.3  devangelical  replied to  JBB @1    4 months ago

meh, I'm too busy laughing at the texas goobers driving around me in their over-compensating pickups flying trump flags to give a shit about what they read on the 2 syllable or less words in any paragraph of stupid russian influenced websites. I read today that their bullshit hydrant hero said to cultists at his rally to lay down their lives over crt . cool, zero sum loss to sane america.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.3.1  author  JBB  replied to  devangelical @1.3    4 months ago

How many Village Idiots are there in a gop?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.3.2  devangelical  replied to  JBB @1.3.1    4 months ago

= your age x 1 million

 
 
 
arkpdx
PhD Participates
1.3.3  arkpdx  replied to  JBB @1.3.1    4 months ago

None! They all changed parties to the democrats

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
1.3.4  author  JBB  replied to  arkpdx @1.3.3    4 months ago

How Peeweeesque! Not a snappy comeback...

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
PhD Guide
1.4  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JBB @1    4 months ago

Would that be like the disinformation, misinformation and propaganda being shared by US media outlets?

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2  author  JBB    4 months ago

original

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1  devangelical  replied to  JBB @2    4 months ago

uh, the... as in 1? nah.

 
 
 
arkpdx
PhD Participates
2.2  arkpdx  replied to  JBB @2    4 months ago

That's true. They found him in the White house trying to be president and failing miserably. 

I think the euphemism for him is "Let's Go Brandon"

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.2.1  author  JBB  replied to  arkpdx @2.2    4 months ago

That Brandon shit is lameass and juvenile...

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.2  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @2.2.1    4 months ago

It's annoying and should be a violation, along with TDS.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.2.3  author  JBB  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.2    4 months ago

Who said Fair Game For Trolling on my seeds?

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
PhD Guide
2.2.4  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JBB @2.2.1    4 months ago

But it's getting the desired reaction.  

 
 
 
arkpdx
PhD Participates
2.2.5  arkpdx  replied to  JBB @2.2.1    4 months ago

The same could be said of those on the left that still call Trump names but I don't see you going after them. 

 
 
 
arkpdx
PhD Participates
2.2.6  arkpdx  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.2    4 months ago

You would be in violation several times a day. 

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.2.7  author  JBB  replied to  arkpdx @2.2.5    4 months ago

That lame dodge quit working in grade school.

"Johnny quit eating boogers."

"Everyone else eats boogers."

"Then if they eat poo will you?"

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.8  Tessylo  replied to  JBB @2.2.3    4 months ago

They do it to all of us when we post jbb - endless taunting and trolling.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.9  Tessylo  replied to  arkpdx @2.2.5    4 months ago

The shoe fits when it comes to that steaming pile of shit - trumpturd.  

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.2.10  author  JBB  replied to  Jeremy Retired in NC @2.2.4    4 months ago

It just makes me think those saying it are lame.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
2.2.11  author  JBB  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.8    4 months ago

Peewee should sue them for stealing his act!

"I know you are but what am I?" is copywrited.

 
 
 
arkpdx
PhD Participates
2.2.12  arkpdx  replied to  JBB @2.2.7    4 months ago

That seems like the standard fare for the left. They rarely have an original thought of their own

 
 
 
arkpdx
PhD Participates
2.2.13  arkpdx  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.9    4 months ago

And let's go Brandon (Biden) is a weak kneed scared coward who does not belong as the leader of a cubs out troop much the the leader of the free world. 

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
Masters Principal
2.2.14  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  JBB @2.2.7    4 months ago
That lame dodge quit working in grade school.

But he is correct. See 2.2.9

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
2.2.15  Tessylo  replied to  arkpdx @2.2.13    4 months ago

My comment at 2.2.9 is true.

Arkie is incorrect.  

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
PhD Guide
2.2.16  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  JBB @2.2.10    4 months ago
It just makes me think those saying it are lame.

If you haven't noticed....we don't give a shit.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
2.2.17  Texan1211  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.2    4 months ago
It's annoying and should be a violation, along with TDS.

Not everything some progressive liberals don't like is a violation, nor should they be.

 
 
 
arkpdx
PhD Participates
2.2.18  arkpdx  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.15    4 months ago
My comment at 2.2.9 is true.

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Arkie is incorrect.  

I am absolutely correct! 

Don't you get tired of always being wrong?

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
2.2.19  bugsy  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.2    4 months ago

But whatsisname, or orange man bad, or whatever bullshit you refer to Trump is OK, though, right

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
3  JohnRussell    4 months ago

Mainstream television news was not reporting this attack in Iraq this morning, a sure sign that it is either being misrepresented by right wing media or was not considered a big enough deal to deserve national news coverage. 

 
 
 
Nerm_L
PhD Principal
3.1  Nerm_L  replied to  JohnRussell @3    4 months ago
Mainstream television news was not reporting this attack in Iraq this morning, a sure sign that it is either being misrepresented by right wing media or was not considered a big enough deal to deserve national news coverage. 

These rocket attacks in northern Iraq happen so often they aren't newsworthy any more.  What's different about the recent attack is the missiles may have been fired from Iran.  That hasn't happened since the retaliatory strike in early 2020.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.1.1  author  JBB  replied to  Nerm_L @3.1    4 months ago

Current Intelligence is that the primitive rockets were fired from Syria into Iraq and the intended targets were some suspected Kurdish or Israeli clandestine communication sites. Nothing US.

The Iranian Guard in Syria has claimed they were responsible but that is still undetermined. Wildly untrue and discredited reports that any US bases were targeted are FALSE! 

 
 
 
Snuffy
Senior Guide
3.1.2  Snuffy  replied to  JBB @3.1.1    4 months ago
Current Intelligence is that the primitive rockets were fired from Syria into Iraq and the intended targets were some suspected Kurdish or Israeli clandestine communication sites.

Please provide your proof for this...

the primitive rockets Iran’s powerful Revolutionary Guard said on its website that it attacked what it described as an Israeli spy center in Irbil. It did not elaborate, but in a statement said Israel had been on the offensive, citing the recent strike that killed two members of the Revolutionary Guard. The semi-official Tasnim news agency quoted an unnamed source as saying Iran fired 10 Fateh missiles, including several Fateh-110 missiles, which have a range of about 300 kilometers (186 miles) .

The above bold is mine, but used to indicate these were not primitive rockets.

from Syria into Iraq

They were not fired from Syria according to the WSJ or the AP

The missiles were launched from the "east outside Iraq's borders"   

Iran claimed responsibility Sunday for a missile barrage that struck near a sprawling U.S. consulate complex in northern Iraq 

Iran’s top paramilitary force claimed  responsibility for a missile attack  early Sunday that slammed into northern Iraq, sending U.S. troops rushing for shelter, shattering windows and creating new complications for diplomatic efforts to ease tensions with Tehran.   

Not that I expect you to back up your statements with any proof as you have not done so in the past either.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.1.3  author  JBB  replied to  Snuffy @3.1.2    4 months ago

In any case, no US bases were targeted or hit and no Americans were harmed. Nobody was!

If you want to fight Iranians head to Syria now.

 
 
 
Snuffy
Senior Guide
3.1.4  Snuffy  replied to  JBB @3.1.3    4 months ago

That was the response I expect from you.  No understanding that I even posted that the Revolutionary Guard stated they were attacking a suspected Israeli spy center so I already acknowledged that US bases were not targeted.  And all the links I posted also already stated that no Americans or even anybody other was harmed.

And who the fuck said I want to fight Iranians?  Why do you deflect from what is posted other than the basic reason that you cannot defend what you post so you need to shift the goal posts to avoid a simple question.  

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.1.5  author  JBB  replied to  Snuffy @3.1.4    4 months ago

So, basically we agree and that make you mad?

 
 
 
Snuffy
Senior Guide
3.1.6  Snuffy  replied to  JBB @3.1.5    4 months ago

We agree?   You said latest intelligence, I asked you for your sources.  You said primitive rockets fired from Syria into Iraq.  I showed where you are wrong as the rockets were not primitive rockets and they came from Iran.

Then you said if I want to fight Iranians I should head to Syria and I responded that nowhere did I state I wanted to fight Iranians.

The only thing we agreed on is that no US facilities were targeted and nobody was harmed.  And you think that we agree?  I want to know what the fuck you are smoking..  1 piece out of three does not mean we agree...

Lastly, mad?  If that's what you want to read into it to feel better about yourself go ahead.  I'm not mad at you, but I do feel sorry for  you.  

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
3.1.7  author  JBB  replied to  Snuffy @3.1.6    4 months ago

Butt, lies about the hitting US bases are okay?

 
 
 
Snuffy
Senior Guide
3.1.8  Snuffy  replied to  JBB @3.1.7    4 months ago

Instead of shifting around why don't you try to actually address what I wrote.  I replied directly to what  you wrote so you directly responding would be a nice change.

 
 
 
Moose Knuckle
Freshman Participates
4  Moose Knuckle    4 months ago

The entire leftwing is bombing in the polls. jrSmiley_123_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
4.1  author  JBB  replied to  Moose Knuckle @4    4 months ago

original