God Makes Announcement - " I Am Giving My Endorsement To Kamala Harris"
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Ending centuries of suspense as to whether or not HE intervenes in human affairs, God announced on Twitter yesterday that he has chosen Kamala Harris to lead the United States forward.
"She is intelligent , compassionate , sincere, and reverent , and the only presidential candidate who meets those requirements to get my blessing"
God went on to say
"Some blasphemers have been under the delusion that I would ever give my blessing to a known pathological liar, racist, sexual abuser, criminal, cheat, and dummy, (the one who shall remain nameless) but that was never going to happen.
I would have said something earlier but I have been busy trying to prevent the planet from turning into bacon crisp. I expect everyone who believes in me to vote for Kamala Harris.
have fun,
God. "
PS. I checked and Donald Trump doesnt know any of the 10 commandments (and has broken all of them).
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"She is intelligent , compassionate , sincere, and reverent"
Good one! I love your satire.
God ain't that cruel!
Yet you still won't vote for Trump?
Actually, I don't plan on voting for either one. While I dislike Trump, I dislike Harris even more.