In lieu of Christmas cards this year,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, neither to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee(s).
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DoD or Postal Service?
Either.... {chuckle}
It’s just so fits government ethics briefings of holiday times - a mailman can’t accept a pencil while his congressman rakes cash.
The same to you.
(I hope I haven't said anything insulting, uncouth, disrespectful, unfitting, rude, demonizing, or contrary to your group rules and regulations or the CoC or ToS, but if you deem it so then please delete this comment.)
Buzz your comment fits right into the theme of this article.... thank you..