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"You Know What's Got My Panties in a Knot?" Re-Puritans Posing as Conservative Republicans!
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4 years ago
Texas' Republican Senator, Ted Cruz, (the lying, Cuban immigrant) spoke eloquently on the Senate floor (literally on the Senate floor, face down into his shoe) stating that the "The Stimulus...
The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"
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News & Politics
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5 years ago
For over a century historians, archaeologists, and scholastic dingbats have brainwashed Americans, except for those of us who were sleeping in class, that "Neanderthals went extinct 100,000 years...
Melania's Riveting Speech Set The Tone for the RNC CONVENTION
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News & Politics
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132 Comments
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5 years ago
CAUTION: As with all "Classified Reports" from Eat the Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It , this Masterpeice Special Presentation has not been RATED! Proceed at your own risk! If you...
Happy Now? Trump Impeached and it is still a FREAKIN' MESS
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News & Politics
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203 Comments
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5 years ago
It's Republicans, Honey. That the problem in Nut Shells! They are the sticky goo that is f**king things up. We must scour the Earth to rid this pestilence from our Happy Mammy 'Merica, where...