Prostate Awareness Doesn't Stink
Prostate cancer can kill men. So I’m going to probe the topic deeply and include lots of useful information. As men age prostate conditions become more and more prevalent. About 80% of men over 70 suffer from having an enlarged prostate called BPH (Benign Prostate Hypertrophy) which can be a precursor to prostate cancer. Butt BPH affects many younger men as well. The videos below explain the symptoms and more importantly how to prevent cancer and expensive drugs and painful surgery by engaging in prostate massage.
Fortunately, a colonoscopy is NOT necessary to detect BPH or prostate cancer. You don’t need to poop your guts out with a colonoscopy prep for a simple rectal exam. Here is a routine colonoscopy procedure:
Men usually receive their first rectal exam when they turn 40. The doctor will slip on a rubber glove and probe your anus with his (or her) lubed finger(s). BTW, doctors typically use the wrong lube (KY) for the rectal exam. KY is made for vaginal use and has the wrong Ph for the anus. Butt please get the exam anyway. Prostate cancer is the second most common cancer in men (lung cancer is still #1). When you turn 40 it would be a good time to find a female Asian physician (because they tend to have tiny fingers). Do NOT go to a doctor who went to school on a basketball scholarship.
Several members of the ButtHeads Group asked me if prostate cancer can metastasize into brain cancer. Well, yes, if you’re a ButtHead that can sometimes happen. So, I have included some videos to show ButtHeads how to protect their prostates (and their brains). The videos below explain the symptoms and more importantly how to be proactive and prevent cancer without using dangerous drugs or having expensive painful surgery.
Here are a couple of people (women) who don’t have a prostate butt still manage to enjoy discussing the subject. This is an episode of 2nd Act TV on YouTube. If two men giggled while discussing breast there would probably be a shitstorm of criticism. Butt I actually enjoy the lighthearted approach they bring to this subject.
Here is the follow-up episode of 2nd Act TV where they feature Dr. Laurie Blanscet, a medical expert on the prostate.
I couldn’t get the links to prostate “toys” from the video to function so here is an additional video where a prostate toy is actually featured. The hell with medical experts, let's see what a "Sexpert" has to say:
The featured toy in the above video is an expensive European model. More affordable prostate massagers are available are available in the US from AdamEve.com (and other vendors). Just Google “prostate massage toys” and you will see a plethora of options. You don't need a large dildo type device. The prostate is only about 3 1/2 inches up the rectum (and toward the penis). I would also suggest avoiding a large diameter device. If you order a toy from AdamEve.com they usually include several free gifts and if you add anal lube and toy cleaner to your order they will usually sell it to you at a discount.
Remember BHP (enlarged prostate) is common. If you suffer from this condition, be proactive and take the matter into your own hands. Maybe your partner can give you a hand since it may be impossible for you to reach your prostate. I recommend using a vibrating toy to massage your prostate. If you try one, you can thank me in the comments section.
Below is an example of a gigantic asshole who suffers from cancer of the prostate caused by Karma.
Joseph Maldonado-Passage (AKA “Joe Exotic”) claims he has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer. Butt, Joe is a gay man in prison, so I assume he has been receiving regular prostate “massages”. I wonder if he is just attempting to secure a “compassionate release" from his long prison sentence? Did inmates at the Federal Medical Center in Fort Worth try to help joe by faking his cancer diagnosis? Joe was convicted of trying to hire two different men to kill animal rights activist Carole Baskin and killing five tigers among other crimes. Maybe the feds should get a second opinion on his cancer diagnosis.
BTW, a “thumbs up” on this article has nothing to do with my anus. Butt, if you give me a thumbs up, please use plenty of lube. And use a vibrating anal toy to massage your prostate to prevent cancer.
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Bend over and say "AHHHHHHH" ....
my physical is scheduled for tomorrow. I'll be violated.
I hope you are given a clean bill of health.
me too, and it won't be my finger...
my new Dr. is a woman. I hope she can maintain her professionalism, kind of...
Excellent!
Women usually have small fingers.
Butt don't take her flowers and candy.
It's a medical procedure, not a date.
Don't go for second base on the first exam.
Butt, if she calls you back for a follow-up, maybe you can slide into home.
I see nobody has posted a comment.
I this a subject people are afraid to touch?
I guess people don't want to go there.
it is a touchy subject.
Yes, it is.
It's an extremely sensitive subject.
that's what my hero Frank Zappa died from...
Then you'll be happy to know that Frank Zappa faked his death and he now pitches for the LA Dodgers.
He calls himself "Tony Gonsolin" and he can bring the heat. He can hit too.
I don't have a prostate so I don't have much to say
If you watched the videos, you know that you can participate in Mr. Giggles prostate care.
You can probably make him giggle.
if she does it right, he'll texture the wall across the room...
I see you shaking your head "no".
Did you watch the videos?
Show Mr. Giggles the article and see what he thinks.
At least, enjoy the Beach Boys at the climax of the article.
I think that's how "popcorn" ceilings were invented.
I didn't watch the videos and I'm shaking my head no at Dev's comment
I'm conflicted because my old Navy Doc was a guy back then but not any more...
I know I owe her a beer, but what the hell do I say? "Here's to old times?"
Maybe you can change that beer to a Cosmopolitan and compliment her new cleavage.
Butt, you probably shouldn't ask her for a prostate exam for old times sake.
Which begs the question, does she need a prostate exam?
Interesting.... I don't know. If she transitioned from male to female she may have had her prostate removed. Butt, I don't know exactly what kind of surgery may or may not have been involved.
Any pos who kills tigers for no reason deserves the most painful kind of cancer there is. It should be long, painful, and terminal. May Joe RIP (Reside In Purgatory).
Yeah, there's a special place in hell for those folks. Michael Vick should be starved, beaten, and forced to fight to the death with other ball players.
Speaking of ball players, urologists and proctologists are the best ball players.
Haven't had time to read the entire article while here at work; I will read the article in its entirety when I get home. Btw, why are there no male breast exam people in radiology? What's up with that whole thing?
I am willing to provide free comprehensive breast exams to women. I include the all important "taste test" which is being completely overlooked by the clinical community.
Michael Vick is a dick. He should have been banned by the NFL. Colin Kaepernick was unfairly blacklisted for takin a knee.
If old Colin had taken the 'High Rhode', his takin knee probably wouldn't have been so shitty, or, scholarly, ore painful, asz the 'High Knee Rhode Scholars' often don't fit well, but, for some they are just swell, till the swelling goes down, you know, like a $2 whore in Chinatown hangin with Jared riding the Subway down to the Train of thought, under wear, the Engineer avoids that dark tunnel buy using a funnel, caked with hairless rodents, de-briefed and D claws written in scribbled blood in test inns large, cause bye George, watch out for that Pee....!
Thanx for your convolution!
Welcome back!
Everyone has missed you.
The "welcome back" message above was supposed to be a reply to Cobalt (comment # 3.2) butt I screwed the pooch so it is now comment #4.
I've received several inquires about Cobalt and I hope people noticed that she's back.
Okay. . . interesting. I appreciate this article. It is an attempt at getting to a deep subject that not many people in this country expose themselves. And, it has renewed my interest in my prostate which I hardly understand, but am going up on fast as an area of interest.
Much appreciated. Now then, out comes my 'dinner' knives:
Why do these 'introduction' videos not treat the subject matter as medical which is the context of the issue: prostrate cancer? That is, the first two videos (giggling allowed) are helpful without nuance, nevertheless. The third video 'accidentally' seems to be more about 'anal stimuli' than emphasizing how the 'device's' purposes are preventative.
Something else, where is the talk of cleanliness - such as male 'douching'? (If you're going to go there - go there. Men like cleanliness too. (Some men are meticulous with their bodies.)
Where is the advice on how to do this without causing undue rectal harm? Such as, devices and 'things' which should NOT be inserted into the rectum (by 'newbies' and 'pros' alike)?
This can be helpful as discussion, though it will take repeat emphases to make an impact on the right set of males (men of a certain age) - younger males around here may be easier to the subject (especially if a woman is involved). Or, if a woman buys the prostate 'toy.' Hey guys, it certainly beats taking pills and their potential side-effects?