Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump | The New Yorker
By: Conde Nast (The New Yorker)
S E E D E D C O N T E N T
By Andy Borowitz
March 7, 2022
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin is "very upset" that the Ukrainian people are far less obedient than Donald J. Trump, Kremlin sources have confirmed.
According to the sources, Trump's four years of ardent toadying left the Russian President emotionally unprepared for the Ukrainians' defiance.
"If I wanted Trump to do something, I'd just snap my fingers and consider it done," Putin reportedly said. "It was wonderful."
Putin's entire plan for invading Ukraine, in fact, was predicated on the false assumption that the Ukrainians "would act like Trump," one source indicated.
"After he invaded, he kept waiting for the Ukrainians to tell him how strong and smart he was," the source said. "When there were no displays of Trumpian sycophancy, his mood darkened."
At a Kremlin meeting over the weekend, Putin's frustration at the Ukrainians for being less obsequious than Trump boiled over, sources said.
"If the President of the United States can abandon democracy and the rule of law, why can't these people?" Putin asked, pounding his desk.
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Putin is in a state of distress.
Meanwhile, Donnie Jr is insisting that daddy is playing Putin.
Maybe he's playing Putin in a Netflix limited series.
Or maybe Donnie meant Daddy is playing Putin on an on-line game like Call of Duty
Stephen Colbert had a hilarious take on some of the sanctions and things being done regarding Russia - Netflix will no longer be available, to be replaced by putin's version - NyetFlix.
That was after Putin filmed the underage Russian prostitutes peeing on Trump that they played "Call of Doodie"...
Trump is playing Putin's flute is what he's playing.
LOL
first chair and featured soloist...
Yeah, the Ukranians don't bend over or fall to their knees for putin like trumpturd and his enablers/supporters.
Hey...did you guys know the whole Trump, Putin thing was completely made up. Just thought I'd let you know.
Is that supposed to be funny?
Or truthful?
Well aren't you so very special!
yeah, whatever you say, comrade...
there's a reason those maga hats are red.
Is Putin letting someone live rent-free inside his head?
Does he have his panties in a wad over Hillary or Obama...or FDR?
Or this actually about some other popular cliches used obsessively by the mentally challenged MAGA-cultists when they desperately attempt to be witty?
I saw that video and not only was Jr high as a kite but his shirt was inside out.
He and Kimmy snorted a few lines then made the Beast with 2 backs
Pass the eye bleach please.
ah c'mon! That was a little funny
the look on vlad's face when he's informed that trump is now a late pay on a few russian loans...
Borowitz is hilarious.
Too funny!
www.msn.com /en-us/news/politics/trump-asks-supporters-to-pay-for-new-plane-after-emergency-landing/ar-AAUTquO
Trump asks supporters to pay for new plane after emergency landing
2-3 minutes Invalid Date
Even a blown plane engine is a fundraising opportunity for the former president.
Ex-President Trump is asking his loyal army of supporters to help him buy a new plane after a private plane was forced to make an emergency landing last weekend after one of its four engines malfunctioned.
“My team is building a BRAND NEW Trump Force One,” screamed a mass email sent by Trump’s Save America PAC. “I can’t wait to unveil it for everyone to see.”
Former President Donald Trump (Joe Raedle/)
Related video: Plane carrying Trump makes emergency landing (TODAY)
“The construction of this plane has been under wraps,” Trump teased. “Not even the fake news media knows about it—and I can’t wait to unveil it for everyone to see.
The email reminded the MAGA faithful about Trump’s glory days when he jetted to campaign events in his personal Trump-branded Boeing 757.
It included a GIF video of a plane taking off and a poll purportedly asking potential donors if they want to receive updates on construction.
The link to the phony poll takes supporters to a link to sign up to make recurring monthly contributions to the former president’s fundraising committee.
The email didn’t mention the snafu that forced a private plane Trump was using to return to a New Orleans airport shortly after takeoff when one of four engines died.
Trump's plane forced to make emergency landing
The twice-impeached president and his aides were given another plane by a GOP donor to return to his Florida resort.
The Trump campaign plane i s mothballed in storage at Stewart Air Field in Newburgh, N.Y. It reportedly would need extensive repairs to be returned to service.
A Sopwith Camel would be fitting for Trump. He could join the fight in Ukraine.
It's not like he would fly it himself. He'll pay Snoopy a pittance in biscuits
At first I thought this was satire....please tell me I was correct in my first thought....
Yes, it is satire, Trout.
I know your seed is satire. Everybody knows Andy Borowitz is the King of Satire. I meant John's link.
I dont think it's satire. Trump actually wants his lemmings to buy him a new plane.
Sorry, I don't think that JR's link is satire at all. It's typical of Capt. Bone Spurs.
Too bad the plane only malfunctioned. But then there is the innocent pilot to consider. Oh well.
let's hope trump's new plane flies as well as his new media platform does ...
The problem is that no pet store will sell him the hamsters needed to power the engine.
The SPCA confiscated gerbil powering Trump's new social media outlet, for sexual abuse...
As Putin was invading Ukraine he was picturing Trump bending over as Putin DRIVES it home....
What he got - Ukraine saying "OH HELL NO!!!!"
If the President of the United States can abandon democracy and the rule of law
This is not satire. It is the truth.