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Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump | The New Yorker

  
Via:  Kavika  •  2 years ago  •  39 comments

By:   Conde Nast (The New Yorker)

Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump | The New Yorker
The Russian President's entire plan for invading Ukraine was predicated on the false assumption that the Ukrainians "would act like Trump," one source indicated.

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By Andy Borowitz

March 7, 2022

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin is "very upset" that the Ukrainian people are far less obedient than Donald J. Trump, Kremlin sources have confirmed.

According to the sources, Trump's four years of ardent toadying left the Russian President emotionally unprepared for the Ukrainians' defiance.

"If I wanted Trump to do something, I'd just snap my fingers and consider it done," Putin reportedly said. "It was wonderful."

Putin's entire plan for invading Ukraine, in fact, was predicated on the false assumption that the Ukrainians "would act like Trump," one source indicated.

"After he invaded, he kept waiting for the Ukrainians to tell him how strong and smart he was," the source said. "When there were no displays of Trumpian sycophancy, his mood darkened."

At a Kremlin meeting over the weekend, Putin's frustration at the Ukrainians for being less obsequious than Trump boiled over, sources said.

"If the President of the United States can abandon democracy and the rule of law, why can't these people?" Putin asked, pounding his desk.


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Kavika
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1  seeder  Kavika     2 years ago

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Putin is in a state of distress.

Meanwhile, Donnie Jr is insisting that daddy is playing Putin.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Kavika @1    2 years ago
Donnie Jr is insisting that daddy is playing Putin.

Maybe he's playing Putin in a Netflix limited series. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1    2 years ago

Or maybe Donnie meant Daddy is playing Putin on an on-line game like Call of Duty

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  JohnRussell @1.1    2 years ago

Stephen Colbert had a hilarious take on some of the sanctions and things being done regarding Russia - Netflix will no longer be available, to be replaced by putin's version -  NyetFlix.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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1.1.3  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.1    2 years ago
Or maybe Donnie meant Daddy is playing Putin on an on-line game like Call of Duty

That was after Putin filmed the underage Russian prostitutes peeing on Trump that they played "Call of Doodie"...

 
 
 
Steve Ott
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1.2  Steve Ott  replied to  Kavika @1    2 years ago

Trump is playing Putin's flute is what he's playing.

 
 
 
Kavika
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1.2.1  seeder  Kavika   replied to  Steve Ott @1.2    2 years ago

LOL

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2.2  devangelical  replied to  Steve Ott @1.2    2 years ago

first chair and featured soloist...

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.3  Tessylo  replied to  Kavika @1    2 years ago

Yeah, the Ukranians don't bend over or fall to their knees for putin like trumpturd and his enablers/supporters.  

 
 
 
goose is back
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1.4  goose is back  replied to  Kavika @1    2 years ago

Hey...did you guys know the whole Trump, Putin thing was completely made up.  Just thought I'd let you know. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.4.1  Tessylo  replied to  goose is back @1.4    2 years ago

Is that supposed to be funny?

Or truthful?

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.4.2  Krishna  replied to  goose is back @1.4    2 years ago
Hey...did you guys know the whole Trump, Putin thing was completely made up.  Just thought I'd let you know. 

Well aren't you so very special! jrSmiley_9_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.4.3  devangelical  replied to  goose is back @1.4    2 years ago

yeah, whatever you say, comrade...

there's a reason those maga hats are red.

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.5  Krishna  replied to  Kavika @1    2 years ago
Meanwhile, Donnie Jr is insisting that daddy is playing Putin.

Is Putin letting someone live rent-free inside his head?

Does he have his panties in a wad over Hillary or Obama...or FDR?

Or this actually about some other popular cliches used obsessively by the mentally challenged MAGA-cultists when they desperately attempt to be witty?

 
 
 
Veronica
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1.5.1  Veronica  replied to  Krishna @1.5    2 years ago

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Paula Bartholomew
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1.5.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Krishna @1.5    2 years ago

I saw that video and not only was Jr high as a kite but his shirt was inside out.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.5.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.5.2    2 years ago

He and Kimmy snorted a few lines then made the Beast with 2 backs

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.5.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.5.3    2 years ago

Pass the eye bleach please.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.5.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.5.4    2 years ago

ah c'mon! That was a little funny

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.5.6  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.5.5    2 years ago

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Gsquared
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1.6  Gsquared  replied to  Kavika @1    2 years ago

800

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.6.1  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @1.6    2 years ago

the look on vlad's face when he's informed that trump is now a late pay on a few russian loans...

 
 
 
Gsquared
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2  Gsquared    2 years ago

Borowitz is hilarious.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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3  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 years ago

Too funny!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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4  JohnRussell    2 years ago

www.msn.com   /en-us/news/politics/trump-asks-supporters-to-pay-for-new-plane-after-emergency-landing/ar-AAUTquO

Trump asks supporters to pay for new plane after emergency landing

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Even a blown plane engine is a fundraising opportunity for the former president.

Ex-President Trump is asking his loyal army of supporters to help him buy a new plane after a private plane was forced to make an emergency landing last weekend after one of its four engines malfunctioned.

“My team is building a BRAND NEW Trump Force One,” screamed a mass email sent by Trump’s Save America PAC. “I can’t wait to unveil it for everyone to see.”

Former President Donald Trump (Joe Raedle/)

Related video: Plane carrying Trump makes emergency landing (TODAY)

“The construction of this plane has been under wraps,” Trump teased. “Not even the fake news media knows about it—and I can’t wait to unveil it for everyone to see.

The email reminded the MAGA faithful about Trump’s glory days when he jetted to campaign events in his personal Trump-branded Boeing 757.

It included a GIF video of a plane taking off and a poll purportedly asking potential donors if they want to receive updates on construction.

The link to the phony poll takes supporters to a link to sign up to make recurring monthly contributions to the former president’s fundraising committee.

The email didn’t mention the snafu that forced a private plane Trump was using to return to a New Orleans airport shortly after takeoff when one of four engines died.

Trump's plane forced to make emergency landing

The twice-impeached president   and his aides were given another plane by a GOP donor to return to his Florida resort.

The Trump campaign plane i s mothballed in storage at Stewart Air Field in Newburgh, N.Y.   It reportedly would need extensive repairs to be returned to service.

 
 
 
Kavika
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4.1  seeder  Kavika   replied to  JohnRussell @4    2 years ago

A Sopwith Camel would be fitting for Trump. He could join the fight in Ukraine. 

512

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @4.1    2 years ago

It's not like he would fly it himself. He'll pay Snoopy a pittance in biscuits

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  JohnRussell @4    2 years ago

At first I thought this was satire....please tell me I was correct in my first thought....

 
 
 
Kavika
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4.2.1  seeder  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @4.2    2 years ago

Yes, it is satire, Trout.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @4.2.1    2 years ago

I know your seed is satire. Everybody knows Andy Borowitz is the King of Satire. I meant John's link.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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4.2.3  JohnRussell  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.2.2    2 years ago

I dont think it's satire. Trump actually wants his lemmings to buy him a new plane. 

 
 
 
Kavika
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4.2.4  seeder  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @4.2.2    2 years ago

Sorry, I don't think that JR's link is satire at all. It's typical of Capt. Bone Spurs.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.3  Tessylo  replied to  JohnRussell @4    2 years ago

Too bad the plane only malfunctioned.  But then there is the innocent pilot to consider.  Oh well.  

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.4  devangelical  replied to  JohnRussell @4    2 years ago

let's hope trump's new plane flies as well as his new media platform does ...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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4.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  JohnRussell @4    2 years ago

The problem is that no pet store will sell him the hamsters needed to power the engine.

 
 
 
JBB
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4.5.1  JBB  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.5    2 years ago

The SPCA confiscated gerbil powering Trump's new social media outlet, for sexual abuse...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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4.5.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  JBB @4.5.1    2 years ago

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Veronica
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5  Veronica    2 years ago

As Putin was invading Ukraine he was picturing Trump bending over as Putin DRIVES it home....

What he got - Ukraine saying "OH HELL NO!!!!"

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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6  Paula Bartholomew    2 years ago

If the President of the United States can abandon democracy and the rule of law

This is not satire.  It is the truth.

 
 

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