It's Friday the 13th and Jason Is Pissed Off

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  2 weeks ago  •  27 comments


It's Friday the 13th and Jason Is Pissed Off
Jason wants to kill everyone on NewStalkers.

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Today is Friday the 13th.  Some superstitious idiots think this is an "unlucky" day.  It isn't.  

The 13 original colonies weren't unlucky.

Friday the 13th isn't always unlucky


Famous people born on Friday the 13th include Alfred Hitchcock , Fidel Castro and twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Pop star Taylor Swift was not born on Friday the 13th, but she considers 13 to be her lucky number. Oddly enough, she was born on Wednesday the 13th in December 1989, which allowed her to turn 13 on a Friday the 13th in 20

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/why-friday-13-unlucky-explained/index.html

It's Friday the 13th and Jason Is Pissed Off.  Jason wants to kill everyone on NewStalkers.  He fucking hates insulting memes that ridicule him.  Jason saw that THIS meme that was published on NewStalkers.

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That's just fucking anti-climatic.

Jason considers himself to be the "original stalker" and he thinks any "copycat stalkers" are stab worthy.  Jason thinks anyone on NewStalkers should be sliced and diced.

The Thirteen Club


In the late-19th century, a New Yorker named Captain William Fowler (1827-1897) sought to remove the enduring stigma surrounding the number 13—and particularly the unwritten rule about not having 13 guests at a dinner table—by founding an exclusive society called the Thirteen Club.

The group dined regularly on the 13th day of the month in room 13 of the Knickerbocker Cottage, a popular watering hole Fowler owned from 1863 to 1883. Before sitting down for a 13-course dinner, members would pass beneath a ladder and a banner reading “Morituri te Salutamus,” Latin for “Those of us who are about to die salute you.

Four former U.S. presidents ( Chester A. Arthur , Grover Cleveland , Benjamin Harrison and Theodore Roosevelt ) would join the Thirteen Club’s ranks at one time or another.

https://www.history.com/topics/folklore/friday-the-13th


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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

I'm going to kill Jason with a hockey stick.

What makes it ironic is that I"m going to ram the fucking hockey stick up his ass.

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al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
2  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

I guess people think that commenting on this is bad luck.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Principal
3  sandy-2021492    2 weeks ago

Michael Myers Wanted by Sheriff's Office on Friday the Thirteenth

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
3.1  Ender  replied to  sandy-2021492 @3    2 weeks ago

I never knew he was Amish...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
3.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  sandy-2021492 @3    2 weeks ago
Michael Myers Wanted by Sheriff's Office on Friday the Thirteenth

I think Mikey is more of a Halloween Guy.

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I'm just glad Michael and Jason don't use AR-15s and AK-47s.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4  Ender    2 weeks ago

How dry I am, how dry I am, nobody knows, how dry I am.

And I am dry too. Got cotton in my mouth, down to my last carrot...

I need a few drinks for a Friday night.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
4.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @4    2 weeks ago
Got cotton in my mouth

I enjoy vaping flower.  I'm vaping Litreacola (33.3% THC).

In order to combat the resulting cotton mouth, I'm drinking Seagrams VO cocktails (doubles, of course).  

It's Canadian Whiskey so I mix it with Canada Dry ginger ale.

If I don't "lubricate my keyboard" my content gets slightly stale.

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al Jizzerror
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5  author  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

Jason Voorhees, Freddy Kruger and Michael Meyers are walking down Elm Street on Halloween...

What should we do?

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5.1  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @5    2 weeks ago

I would pretend I was Dahmer.

Mmmm   You all look tasty. Especially you Freddy.   Mmmm   BBQ.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
5.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @5.1    2 weeks ago
Mmmm   You all look tasty. Especially you Freddy.   Mmmm   BBQ.

I ain't eating that!

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cobaltblue
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5.1.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Ender @5.1    2 weeks ago

Mmmm   You all look tasty. Especially you Freddy.   Mmmm   BBQ.

The cannibal wife was furious at her cannibal husband was late for dinner without calling her to let her know. When he finally got home, she gave him the cold shoulder.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
5.1.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @5.1.2    2 weeks ago
The cannibal

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al Jizzerror
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5.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @5.1.2    2 weeks ago
The cannibal wife

I'm not a fucking cannibal butt, I think I would enjoy eating you.

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I would prefer a fur burger.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5.1.5  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.4    2 weeks ago

Provides flossing as well.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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6  cobaltblue    2 weeks ago

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Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
6.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  cobaltblue @6    2 weeks ago

I was born on Friday the 13th. Doesn't bother me at all.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
6.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @6.1    2 weeks ago
Doesn't bother me at all.

Of course, why would it bother you, Jason?

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
6.1.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1.1    2 weeks ago

Got me!jrSmiley_82_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7  Ender    2 weeks ago

I was actually born on the 13th. A Saturday though.

Missed it by that much....

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8  Kavika     2 weeks ago

Jason better look over his shoulder, the Wendigo is hunting him.

''The Wendigo was gaunt to the point of emaciation, its desiccated skin pulled tautly over its bones. With its bones pushing out against its skin, its complexion the ash gray of death, and its eyes pushed back deep into their sockets, the Wendigo looked like a gaunt skeleton recently disinterred from the grave. What lips it had were tattered and bloody [….] Unclean and suffering from suppurations of the flesh, the Wendigo gave off a strange and eerie odor of decay and decomposition, of death and corruption.”

The Wendigo was a cannibal and the more it killed and ate the more human meals it needs. It was especially active in the winter. When the Wendigo was hunting its human prey the wind would start blowing and a fog would cover the landscape and tempature would drop and suddenly it would become calm and out of the fog the Wendigo would appear and attack its human prey. 

There is a medical term for this and it's called the ''Wendigo psychosis''. The Wendigo was so feared by the Algonquin people that a ceremony was created to protect and rid them of the Wendigo called  windigookaanzhimowin.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.1  Ender  replied to  Kavika @8    2 weeks ago
The Wendigo was gaunt to the point of emaciation, its desiccated skin pulled tautly over its bones. With its bones pushing out against its skin, its complexion the ash gray of death, and its eyes pushed back deep into their sockets

Mom?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8.1.1  Kavika   replied to  Ender @8.1    2 weeks ago

More like ex wife.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
8.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Kavika @8.1.1    2 weeks ago
like ex wife.

I still love all of my ex-wives.

It's kinda convenient to have ex-wives with benefits.

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devangelical
Professor Principal
8.1.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.1.2    2 weeks ago

no learning curve.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.1.2    2 weeks ago

Richard Gere played a cop who was always bonking his ex-wives.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
8.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Kavika @8    2 weeks ago

I remember hearing about a guy on a bus years ago, in Canada I believe, who went berserk and tried to eat a fellow passenger. He was allegedly attributed to be having Wendigo Syndrome.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8.2.1  Kavika   replied to  Ed-NavDoc @8.2    2 weeks ago

As a kid growing up my mishoomis (grandfather) would tell the story of the Wendigo to us kids and scare the hell out of us. Actually, it scared the hell out of the adults as well. 

Cannibalism is such a taboo among the Three Fire Nations that it is the only crime that is punishable by death.

 
 

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