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George Santos will be Charged in Federal Court

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  last year  •  66 comments


George Santos will be Charged in Federal Court
This may be the first time that George will go down that doesn't involve a penis.

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Who'd a thunk it?  George Santos is in a little bit of trouble.  A lengthly Federal Probe has finally resulted in charges being filed by the DOJ.  This may be the first time that George will go down that doesn't involve a penis.

Of course, George Santos denies any wrong doing.  He also denies that his name is "George Santos".  He claims that the subpoena is invalid because it has the wrong name on it.  He claims that his real name is " Kitara Ravache" and that he is actually a woman.

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Several Republicans in the House of Reprehensibles have called on Santos to resign.  Kevin McCarthy said he would look into the charges when he finds his blindfold.







GOP Rep. George Santos has been charged by the Justice Department



PUBLISHED TUE, MAY 9 2023 5:54 PM EDT UPDATED 5 HOURS AGO













    • Rep. George Santos has been charged by the Department of Justice, NBC News reported.
    • The nature of the federal charges against the sitting congressman was not immediately known.
    • The freshman Republican from New York has admitted to lying about his background.







https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/09/gop-rep-george-santos-has-been-charged-by-the-justice-department.html


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Trout Giggles
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1  Trout Giggles    last year

Can't wait to hear what the charges are

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    last year

he's probably very excited for 2 reasons. he can start a new defense fund scam, and worst case scenario when he loses his case, he'll be locked inside a building with a bunch of sex starved men. gee, I sure hope they sell lube and tic tacs at the club fed prison store.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @1.1    last year

Yeah, he will fucking love prison. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.1    last year

does mike lindell make a chewable my pillow?

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    last year

whenever wire fraud charges are brought by the feds, it's a done deal. he's fucked.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2.1  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @1.2    last year

I wonder what it would take to organize a campaign to have people send lube to his office in congress.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.2.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @1.2.1    last year
organize a campaign to have people send lube

Recipient:   Kitara Ravache

c/o George Santos

House of Reprehensibles

Washington, AC/DC

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Split Personality
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1.2.3  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.2    last year

OMG, memory lane and the Ostrich!!

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2.4  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.2    last year

you can't send that barrel, it was already opened by sarah palin...

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2.5  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @1.2.4    last year

bristol fills a couple empty milk jugs up whenever she visits...

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.3  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    last year

I personally hope they nail the lying scumbag to the wall!

 
 
 
Kavika
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2  Kavika     last year

My bet is the charges will have to do with campaign finance. I would love to know where that $750,000 that he donated to his own campaign came from since he is broke.

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @2    last year
I would love to know where that $750,000 that he donated to his own campaign came from

in the alley, behind the bar...

I wonder how much 3 million quarters weigh...

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.2  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @2    last year

that magatard got shredded in the house yesterday for cosponsoring a bill about a crime he's under indictment for...

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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3  JohnRussell    last year

800

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JohnRussell @3    last year

Nice meme.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4  Trout Giggles    last year

Here are the charges

Feds Charge George Santos With Fraud, Money Laundering, Lies in 13-Count Indictment

Rep. George Santos, whose lies about his life story have drawn deep scrutiny, has been charged with making false statements, fraud, money laundering and other crimes in a 13-count federal indictment unsealed of his expected arraignment on Long Island later in the day.

The embattled 34-year-old Republican, whose district covers part of Long Island and Queens, was in custody at the time prosecutors in New York's Eastern District released the court documents. He plans to address the public at the courthouse after his arraignment, reps have said.

The indictment includes seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds and two counts of making materially false statements to the U.S. House of Representatives. A grand jury returned it a day ago, prosecutors said Wednesday as they publicly released the court papers. Read it.

The document alleges Santos induced supporters to donate to a company under the false pretense that the money would be used to support his campaign. Instead, it claims, he used it for personal expenses, including luxury designer clothes and to pay off his credit cards.

Santos also is accused of lying about his finances on congressional disclosure forms and applying for and receiving unemployment benefits while he was employed as regional director of an investment firm and running for Congress.

His lawyer has not returned requests for comment regarding the charges, nor has his office. Santos' office in Queens was empty Tuesday night, and, reached by phone, after reports on the anticipated indictment , he told the Associated Press that it was "news to me."

The indictment intends to hold Santos accountable for "various alleged fraudulent schemes and brazen misrepresentations," U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of New York Breon Peace said in a statement.

“Taken together, the allegations in the indictment charge Santos with relying on repeated dishonesty and deception to ascend to the halls of Congress and enrich himself," Peace added. "He used political contributions to line his pockets, unlawfully applied for unemployment benefits that should have gone to New Yorkers who had lost their jobs due to the pandemic, and lied to the House of Representatives."

FBI Assistant Director-in-Charge Michael Driscoll echoed similar sentiments.

"As today's enforcement action demonstrates, the FBI remains committed to holding all equally accountable under the law," Driscoll said. "As we allege, Congressman Santos committed federal crimes, and he will now be forced to face the consequences of his actions."
 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @4    last year

Thanks for posting a comprehensive inventory of the charges against Santos.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1    last year

You're welcome. I had to see what charges he was facing

 
 
 
Kavika
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4.2  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @4    last year

Well, those charges are not misdemeanors either. Santos is in very deep shit.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @4.2    last year

He'll probably get 18 months in Club Fed

I hope they revoked his passport...or he'll be zinging his way back to Brazil to do what he really loves

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.2.2  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.2.1    last year

fraud and fellatio?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @4.2.2    last year

That and singing on stage...badly

 
 
 
Gsquared
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4.2.4  Gsquared  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.2.1    last year

He had to turn in his passport.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.2.5  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @4.2.4    last year

what name was on it?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Gsquared @4.2.4    last year

good

 
 
 
Hallux
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5  Hallux    last year

Kevin is running out of arses to kiss.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Hallux @5    last year

He loves kissing Trump's rump.

He always slips him the tongue.

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1    last year

trump doesn't like tossed salad...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @5.1.1    last year
trump doesn't like tossed salad.

Butt Trump loves to toss salad for Miss Lindsey.

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devangelical
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5.1.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.2    last year

miss lindsey is a rwnj salad bar.

 
 
 
George
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5.1.4  George  replied to  devangelical @5.1.3    last year
miss lindsey

What a homophobic comment.

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.5  devangelical  replied to  George @5.1.4    last year

if you say so...

 
 
 
JBB
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6  JBB    last year

George Santos's mugshot. Isn't he despicable?

original

 
 
 
Hallux
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6.1  Hallux  replied to  JBB @6    last year

I wonder if his lips have pronouns ...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Hallux @6.1    last year
his lips

His lips suck (obviously). 

 
 
 
JBB
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6.1.2  JBB  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1.1    last year

What is the gop's attraction to repulsive candidates like Santos, Marjorie Taylor Green, Ted Cruz and Loren Boebert? Do they identify with actual Lizard People?

The gop admires toxic obnoxious jerks...

Because they identify closely with them!

Remember your grandad's Big G GOP? The Grand Old Party of Abraham Lincoln? The Republican Party of Dwight Eisenhower?

That doesn't exist. That devolved to gop!

Santos fits right in with the gop of today.

The gop that SUCKS!

 
 
 
JBB
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6.1.3  JBB  replied to  Hallux @6.1    last year

He didn't get lips like that eating bananas!

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 
 
 
Ender
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7  Ender    last year

He is doing it the wrong way. He just needs a sugar daddy like some justices. Or set up a pack and use the money however they want...

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.1  devangelical  replied to  Ender @7    last year

I saw somebody on the news say that he can't afford to resign, he has to fight the indictments. 3 anonymous donors posted his bail.

 
 
 
devangelical
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8  devangelical    last year

maga = fraud.

 
 
 
devangelical
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8.1  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @8    last year

>poof<

 
 
 
Kavika
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9  Kavika     last year

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devangelical
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9.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @9    last year

LOL

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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9.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Kavika @9    last year

Now that's funny.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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10  Raven Wing     last year

Great seed, dev. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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10.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Raven Wing @10    last year

Thanx, Raven!

BTW, it's considered an article as opposed to a seed.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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10.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.1    last year

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devangelical
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10.2  devangelical  replied to  Raven Wing @10    last year

oops, sorry RW...

I didn't mean to give you the idea it belonged to me when I was looking for votes earlier to help me keep the coup club clan off main street.

 
 
 
devangelical
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11  devangelical    last year

santos remaining in congress is but another example of party over country by the GOP. mccarthy needs the votes.

 
 
 
Snuffy
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11.1  Snuffy  replied to  devangelical @11    last year

Well of course.  Do you think if the situation was reversed that a Democrat Majority Leader would take a vote to expel a Democrat if the rules for the replacement mean a good chance the seat would flip to the other party?  You can complain all you want about party over country but both parties do it all the time.  The party is more important to them than any of us except for when it's time for our votes and then they "really" love us....  

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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11.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Snuffy @11.1    last year

The Democrats expelled Al Franken over a photo that was taken out of context (helped along by some Republican liars).

 
 
 
Snuffy
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11.1.2  Snuffy  replied to  al Jizzerror @11.1.1    last year

Not the same at all. 

Al Franken resigned Jan 2, 2018.  At that time the Senate majority was Republican so the minority leader Chuck Schumer was not fighting to defend a slim majority.  Additionally the rules to replace a Senator are in the Seventeenth Amendment which allows state legislatures to empower the governor to appoint a replacement to complete the term or to hold office until a special election can take place.  Minnesota appointed Tina Smith who is another Democrat to take his seat to finish that term in office.

Replacing a congressman in the House follows different rules and the rules as defined by New York State mean a special election would be held to replace Santos and the district that Santos represents is a majority Democrat district so the odds are fairly high that the replacement out of that special election would be a Democrat which would reduce the Republican majority by 1.

Your comment really doesn't address what I posted.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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11.1.3  Sean Treacy  replied to  al Jizzerror @11.1.1    last year

Did they expel Robert Menendez when he was indicted?  

 
 
 
devangelical
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11.1.4  devangelical  replied to  Snuffy @11.1.2    last year

we'll find out today how serious house republicans are about their family values when santos' future is decided by a vote.

 
 
 
devangelical
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11.1.5  devangelical  replied to  Sean Treacy @11.1.3    last year

but, but, but what about...

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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11.1.6  Sean Treacy  replied to  devangelical @11.1.5    last year

Lol. Tough to have your hypocrisy exposed, huh?   

 
 
 
devangelical
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11.1.7  devangelical  replied to  Sean Treacy @11.1.6    last year

what crimes has he admitted to on national TV? how about anthony weiner? pelosi threw him out of the house. now how far do you want to go back on GOP hypocrisy?

 
 
 
Texan1211
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11.1.8  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @11.1.7    last year

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Snuffy
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11.1.9  Snuffy  replied to  devangelical @11.1.7    last year
how about anthony weiner? pelosi threw him out of the house.

Anthony Weiner resigned due to his sexting scandal.  Pelosi publicly called for him to resign but she did not throw him out of the House as there was no vote.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
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11.1.10  Jeremy Retired in NC  replied to  devangelical @11.1.7    last year
how about anthony weiner? pelosi threw him out of the house.

Maybe some research would have prevented you from passing misinformation.

U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner, ensnared in a humiliating flap for sending lewd photos of himself to women online, resigned on Thursday, ending a weeks-long scandal that made his fellow Democrats cringe.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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11.1.11  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @11.1.7    last year

Pelosi didn't throw Weiner out.

Claims to the contrary are proven 5o be factually incorrect.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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11.1.12  Texan1211  replied to  Snuffy @11.1.9    last year

Not everyone cares about facts, especially ones which destroy their narratives.

 
 
 
Texan1211
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11.1.13  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @11.1.7    last year
pelosi threw him out of the house.

Please provide a link for that fantasy.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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11.1.14  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Snuffy @11.1.9    last year

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al Jizzerror
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11.1.15  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @11.1.13    last year

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