Melania's Book Withdrawn After it Accidentally Included Her Prenuptial Agreement
By: Andy Borowitz
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what publishing industry experts are calling an unprecedented snafu, on Tuesday Melania Trump's publisher hastily withdrew her much-anticipated memoir after it mistakenly contained the full text of her prenuptial agreement.
The prenup, which spans over 200 of the book's 256 pages, indicates that next year Donald Trump must give Mrs. Trump a large lump sum, an arrangement Melania calls "my personal Project 2025."
Additionally, the agreement stipulates a substantial penalty if Mr. Trump fails to pay, in what is termed "the Rudy Giuliani clause."
Mrs. Trump's publisher may come to regret its decision to withdraw her memoir, as early reviews are calling the prenup the only interesting content in the book.
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I wonder what the other 56 pages are? Recipes?
Homemade nausea medicine?
her modeling portfolio and her NFT's ...
some coupons for merchandise on her website ...
pictures from her career as a slovenian carpet cleaner ...
she'd make a fortune off that moscow tape, too bad it doesn't exist ... >wink<
Oh, do I wish this were true…LMAO
coming to a bookstore near you soon ...
She really should be deported for violating her work visa back in the 90's.
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This keeps getting curiouser and curiouser . . .
In what publishing industry experts are calling an unprecedented snafu, on Tuesday Melania Trump's publisher hastily withdrew her much-anticipated memoir after it mistakenly contained the full text of her prenuptial agreement.
But what I want to know-- is there any way we can get a copy of her pre-nup? It would be fascinating reading!
And let's not forget the recent update-- several "'un-named' usually reliable sources" have just claimed that Melania accidentally revealed exact details of her most intimate sex life with the Donald! I'd love to see the details!
Rumor has it that there really wasn'r much to reveal...
Now I'm convinced-- Melania is a Shape-Shifter!
She can change back and forth between being a Slovenian Carpet Cleaner...and a International Fashion Model! That picture of her is amazing-- looks like she just shifted back into Slovenian Carpet Cleaner Mode!
No wonder he's grifting everywhere - watches, sneakers, Bibles, crypto-currency. He probably can't afford to pay her anything. He should just send out a pre-nup payment fundraiser to his cultists. They'll be happy to cash out their retirement accounts for him.
On another note, what gives with him paying her under a prenuptial agreement because they remain married as opposed to a property division if they were to get divorced? There is something very, very strange about that.
Indeed.
Of course there are some very strange things about many aspects of these two . . .
maybe trump is afraid that a divorce would push his evangelical support over the edge ...
Wait until it comes out he's been giving Loomer the business
He's had two already. Why would another one make any difference to them?
I know, right? The Evangelicals love him. They've got their share of divorces
lol - it's been out and didn't seem to make any difference