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Pence Blasts New York Times and Vows Never to Write for It Again

  
Via:  Trout Giggles  •  6 years ago  •  25 comments


Pence Blasts New York Times and Vows Never to Write for It Again
“I think the New York Times is reprehensible and disgraceful, and should apologize to the American people,” Pence said. “As for me, I’m going to show my disgust with the Times by never, ever submitting another piece of writing to it.”

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ORLANDO ( The Borowitz Report )—Speaking to reporters on Thursday morning, Vice-President Mike Pence ripped the New York Times and vowed never to write for it again.

“I think the New York Times is reprehensible and disgraceful, and should apologize to the American people,” Pence said. “As for me, I’m going to show my disgust with the Times by never, ever submitting another piece of writing to it.”

Pence said that, in addition to the Times’ irresponsible decision to publish incendiary articles, “The editors over there are really hard to deal with if you’re a freelance opinion writer.”

“People see the New York Times as a biased publication with a blatant agenda to take down Donald Trump,” Pence said. “What people don’t realize is that the editors over there make a freelance writer’s life miserable—suggesting changes in words, moving paragraphs around, and cutting lines that you thought were really good.”

In addition to those criticisms, Pence said that the Times insists that writers sign a contract and submit a W-9 before they can get paid.

“The Times says that it pays writers promptly, but when I look at their behavior up to this point, color me skeptical,” Pence said. “I’ll believe it when I get the check.”






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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1  seeder  Trout Giggles    6 years ago

A bit of Andy Borowitz to start your Thirsty Thursday

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
1.1  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    6 years ago

Oy veh, thank goodness we saw the satire tag before we expressed our opinion/s

good one Trout !

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @1.1    6 years ago

I was going to say something about this being satire, but I wanted to see if anybody recognized it first. We have a few here who wouldn't know satire if it bit 'em on the butt

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
1.1.2  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.1    6 years ago

Pence just isn't that funny.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.3  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.2    6 years ago

But he's funny looking

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
1.1.4  It Is ME  replied to  Split Personality @1.1.2    6 years ago
Pence just isn't that funny.

That's the ONLY thing....to the best of my recollection ……. I can "Remember" Biden for. Being Funny.

He was a gaff-a-minute.

Boss.... "Da chains, Da chains", and those "Red Dots".... " Stand up, STAND UP Mr. Wheelchair guy".....jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
2  Split Personality    6 years ago

It may be premature to pick on Mike Pence, we may need him some day.

But so far, he just isn't on the radar for memorable VP performances.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @2    6 years ago

He is kinda boring

 
 
 
Skrekk
Sophomore Participates
2.1.1  Skrekk  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1    6 years ago

Evil often is mundane.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
3  MrFrost    6 years ago

Mike Pence... Not sure where to start...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @3    6 years ago

Is that weird or what?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
3.2  cobaltblue  replied to  MrFrost @3    6 years ago
Mike Pence... Not sure where to start..

Oh dear god. That so freaked/grossed me out. Someone help him. 

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
3.3  Krishna  replied to  MrFrost @3    6 years ago

That water bottle video is one of the coolest political videos I've seen in a long time!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
4  cobaltblue    6 years ago

I loved this from Borowitz: 

Obama Saddened That Kavanaugh Did Not Blame Him at Any Point

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
5  Split Personality    6 years ago

512

  can you see the fine print?
 Hacked?
 Accident?
 or planning?
 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @5    6 years ago

What website did you get this from?

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
5.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1    6 years ago

?

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
5.1.2  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @5.1.1    6 years ago

I'm actually not sure that's the site, lol, but who cares, lol

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
7  cobaltblue    6 years ago

Mike Pence last Ash Wednesday:

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @7    6 years ago

The priest saw the evil him and was trying to exorcise it with palm ashes and olive oil

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
8  cobaltblue    6 years ago

I want a man who looks at me the way Pence looks at Trump:

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Ender
Professor Principal
8.1  Ender  replied to  cobaltblue @8    6 years ago

So a yes man that will mimic your actions, all the while plotting a quiet takeover of the relationship.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.1  seeder  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @8.1    6 years ago

A man that looks like he just wants to eat me up!

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
9  Split Personality    6 years ago

8 hours since the last quip?  I admit Mike is just not that funny.

I googled "funny things about Mike Pence "

and this popped out...

The vice president's mother, also interviewed by the magazine, said Mike was a good student, but Gregory recalled things differently. “Not a fabulous one,” he said. “I don’t think he stood out. He was class president, but that wasn’t cool. Michael’s [nickname] was Bubbles, because he was chubby and funny.”

Interesting how the title was truncated down from

Mike Pence Was ‘Full of Shit’ When He Was A Young Republican Candidate, VP’s Brother Says

So, at least his brother thinks he was funny.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
10  Krishna    6 years ago

Irony Alert!

Some people are hoping that Pence will become President in 2018 . . .

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